Corrupt a wish

[AnimeMadchen110101100]

Granted. It all burns up in a fire the next day.

I wish I could just absorb info from my law book.

[KnightsoftheSilver]

granted, but although you know it you don't understand it.

I wish to rest in peace.

[Wolfeternity]

granted
but wait didnt i answer this question alreadyyyy........ well anyway granted but none of ur friends will


remind me to stop forgetting to put my wish

[AnimeMadchen110101100]

Granted. Someone reminds you after you've forgotten.

I wish I didn't have any school this week.

[`Cid]

Granted, but then you have to make it up by going on Saturday and Sunday.

I wish that my computer screen doesn't smudge up.

[KZN02]

Granted, but all the pixels are dead.

I wish for a bike chain.

[Mike Oda]

Granted, golden bike chain in exchange for your bike.

I wish I had a big-screen television.

[RlZZY]

Granted, but only has 10 channels.

I wish to have a big party on my birthday =D

[United States of Matt]

Granted. A massive party is thrown in your honor, but 100 miles from where you said it would be. Too bad...you gotta spend it alone now.

I wish for the exact opposite of whatever the corruption may be O;

[KnightsoftheSilver]

granted, so in this case your very existence becomes reversed in which now you are a dead rotting corpse.

I wish I wasn't all out of hope already.

[AnimeMadchen110101100]

Granted. You have a tiny bit left, but now you keep getting disappointed.

I wish it was Thanksgiving already!

[iPwnz]

Granted, but you miss all the other holidays until Thanksgiving next year.

I wish I had more money to go shopping with~

[LookAtMyName]

Granted, but you spend all the shopping money on presents for me! =D

I wish I had straight A's!

[Citwus]

Granted, but you don't know how to walk, eat or breathe.

I wish I had more time to read!

[OrangeHotaru]

Granted, time has stopped forever.
(Which is a paradox because what is "forever" without time?)

I wish for my one true love