Corrupt a wish

[MelodyTenshi]

granted. it's all hardcore parties for the first few nights.
soon, you're diagnosed with extreme insomnia.
eventually, you lose your mind and gauge your eyes out.
however, they play awesome rock music at your funeral and a great after party. too bad, you're dead. ):

i wish gaia wasn't so damn addictive.

[This Devil Wears Converse]

§ Into the sun, the South, the North, at last the birds have flown.
The shackles of commitment fell, in pieces on the ground......................................................................................................................................................†

Granted. You turn to cigarettes for an addiction instead.

AND THAT JUST SUCKS. xDDDDD

Sorry....no amazing tale here. That's all I got. xD

I wish punk music never existed. xP

Wandering and wanderings, what place to rest the search.
The mighty arms of Atlas hold the heavens from the earth §

[Anti_Kdash]

Granted, but bubblegum pop starts over again.

I wish I can go on a vacation in an island.

[This Devil Wears Converse]

§ Into the sun, the South, the North, at last the birds have flown.
The shackles of commitment fell, in pieces on the ground......................................................................................................................................................†

Granted, but the island is full of cannibals and they haven't eaten in awhile.

I wish I could live at Disney World.

Wandering and wanderings, what place to rest the search.
The mighty arms of Atlas hold the heavens from the earth §

[LiquidMoon]

Granted. But a giant hurricane tears the place up the day after you move in.

I wish I had more time to play video games.

[Lord Dagon]

Granted, but you memory card wipes everything one stage before the final battle!

I wish I had played ZOMG long enough to get the Halloween items instead of demonbusting!

[Dear Trickster]

Wish granted, but all of your rings are taken away and you're left dazed for all eternity.

I wish Seracila Pendant didn't evolve so soon.

[AnimeMadchen110101100]

Granted. Now it doesn't evolve at all.

I wish people would stop bugging me on Facebook chat.

[zip and bang]

Granted, but now nobody ever bugs you.

I wish my boyfran was here with mee.

[Midna-chan]

Granted, but you're unconcious the entire time, and didn't notice he was there.

I wish I had a PSP...

[lonote231]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

[Midna-chan]

Granted, but you can't use any of it.

I wish my head didn't hurt. D:

v I'm a GIRL! I shouldn't have "man-parts"!!! D<

[Saint of Beasts]

Granted. It's yer man-parts instead. Off to the clinic with you.

I wish I could get LAID sometime this month.

[For the Love of Light]

Minor swooshing. Luckily this works for everything! xD

Granted. You're dead. You wanted laid as in "laid to rest", didn't you?

I wish I could see the Aurora from my house. <3