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Granted, but you're soon stuck with so much to do that you have a mental breakdown.
I wish I had some cotton candy right now. |
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Granted, but it's the flavor you hate, and it's stuck all over your fingers.
I wish I had money. :< |
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Granted, but it's all in pennies. So many pennies that they've clogged up your toilet and wound their way into your cereal. And if you have a VHS player, there's now like, twenty of 'em in there and they're impossible to get out.
I wish there was a wish that wasn't able to be screwed up. NAW JUST KIDDING. xD I wish I had a Norwegian metalhead boyfriend. <3 |
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granted, but 10 minutes later U.S. marshals bust in to arrest for some reason or another.
I wish I could rest in peace already. |
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Granted but no one will ever talk to you and you'll eventually grow so lonely that you'll want to just hear human voices but you won't be able to. Ever. I wish I were a vampire... |
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granted but as soon as you become one a vampire slayer slays you.
I wish I was a shinigami. |
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Granted, however, your zanpakuto kills you in battle. (Total reference to Bleach's latest filler arc)
I wish life wasn't so depressing. |
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Never lose sight of the fact that evil is just a point of view.  ψ__________________________________________________________________________________________ψ Granted, but it becomes so sickeningly sweet you end up wishing it were depressing again. xD I wish Yankee Doodle was the U.S. national anthem. ø_________________________ø |
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 Granted. The new change of anthem causes the patriotism in the US to dramatically rise. Therefore, the anthem is now REQUIRED to be sung every day you go to school, work, or hell, any day you wake up and breathe. Those caught not doing so will be beaten to pulp, because patriotism is just that important. I wish I knew what the hell I was doing. |
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Granted. Unfortunately, you still do it wrong.
I wish I knew how to cook. |
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You now know how to cook crystal meth.
I wish I didn't need to make a wish. |
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Granted, now you have to pray.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of flapjack! |
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Granted but you have so much that it buries you alive.
I wish I didn't have homework. |
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Granted. You work full time at a big McDonalds, flipping burgers and cleaning up after the kids who pee in the play place.
I wish that I could play the Sims 2 more. |
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§ Into the sun, the South, the North, at last the birds have flown. The shackles of commitment fell, in pieces on the ground......................................................................................................................................................† Granted, you're now playing it. But you die in two seconds. It rotted your brain, doncha know. xD I wish I could rock and roll all night, and party everyday! xD Wandering and wanderings, what place to rest the search. The mighty arms of Atlas hold the heavens from the earth § |
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