Corrupt a wish

[Onimoru]

Granted, but it only plays Avril Lavine
I wish I wish I were a fish

[MixedUp92]

granted but you were caught later and eaten at a sushi place

I wish I had my own room

[Karthi]

Granted, but then a tornado comes and sucks up your room and you die.

I wish the world was soft and fluffy.

[Stevo the Human]

Granted, everyone sinks under the Earth and suffocates.

I wish there was no more war.

[Onimoru]

Granted, but aliens invade Earth after they discover we've thrown out all out weapons.
I wish for a turkey sandwich

[MixedUp92]

granted but the sandwich is over a year old

I wish I had an emo bag

[Onimoru]

Granted, but it ends up being a ravid Emu
I wish for a Mountain Dew

[MixedUp92]

granted but someone spit in it

I wish I had all the anime and manga stuff I wanted

[THE Rockwell]

Granted, but I set it on fire shortly afterward.

I wish I were able to hug my girlfriend tonight before I left. :

[silvertigrstripes]

Granted, but then you move and never see her again.

I wish I already had my driver's license.

[Onimoru]

Granted, but you run over your cat
I wish I had a wish that couldn't backfire! Ha beat that >.<

[izenu]

granted, but it backfired in the process of granting it :] (its all i could think up!)

i wish i had coffee

[FallenLilAngel]

Granted: but someone forgot to add the coffee in the coffee filter..o_o...

i wish the sky was falling...

[Iktomi]

Onimoru

Granted, but you run over your cat
I wish I had a wish that couldn't backfire! Ha beat that >.<

Wish granted, you come up with the perfect wish, but it can't be granted, because you only had one wish, and you used it wishing for the wish biggrin

I wish those little napkins they give you in Chinese restraunts wern't so d**n hot