Corrupt a wish

[Dusttee]

Granted, but you've forgotten how to read.
I wish i was no longer hungry.

[Dreadwing]

granted your ded now...sorry

wish for a cure for cancer

[Storm Daughter]

Granted. The cure for cancer is death.

I wish for ice cream.

[Experience Points]

Granted. -gives you a cow and an ice box.-

I wish I had some salsa.

[Nazynri]

Granted.
Unfortunately, you are also allergic to salsa now.

I wish for the ability to stop wishing and make things happen.

[icecreamluva]

granted, but then all unfortunate things happened to you instead.

i wish i was 4 years older.

[Controversial Conspiracy]

Granted, but you're now 100 years old!

I wish I could go for a night out at town with my friends!

[Akyri]

Granted, but you get too drunk and end up driving your car off the highway and die.

I wish I would win the lottery.

[TheInfamousSadie]

Granted, you win the lottery, but you are stalked by strangers and robbed repeatedly by your family.

I wish I didn't have to commute almost two hours twice a week for school.

[Naughty_Two_Shoes]

Granted.

You have been gifted with a tricycle. No more commuting for you, missy!

I wish I could corrupt people's wishes for a living.

[AnimeMadchen110101100]

Granted. People stop wishing.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Living_Dead_Girl2007]

Granted. You just got fired.

I wish for peanut m & ms

[Karcitis]

Granted, they've been injected with nano-bots that slowly and painfully decompose your body.


I wish it was easier to get tin cans.

[Alice Ate The Cake]

Granted of course. They are now everywhere as they are completely useless, and do no good for you.

^_^


I wish I wasn't sick right now gonk

[mellis caelestia]

granted~
you are no longer sick, though everyone around you IS~ <3

i wish i was at ruby tuesday's right now. o wo