Corrupt a wish

[Barrista]

Granted and you live happily ever after. Too happily. You both die of boredom from your perfect life.

I wish I could eat whatever I want, whenever I want, and not gain any weight.

[Extra Shine]

granted.. you just got food poisoning and lost all your appetite,, now you're anorexic

I wish my exam's results will come out soon,,

[Dr Magical Mystery]

Granted, YOU FAILED.

I wish Paladin 2012 won't kill my werewolf hubby.

[Extra Shine]

granted,,, he killed YOU instead..

I wish I could really go live on te moon,, but not die there

[Treeswatchyoumasturbate]

Granted....but a comet hits the moon and you die


I wish I had lots of money

[Dr Magical Mystery]

Granted, it's all fake and counterfeit.

I wish I could see another Beatle tribute band live again (and the play the song This Boy).

[Whispering Innocence]

Granted. ..but someone can't spell in the wish-granting-department, so you get..beetle bugs! ..who try to sing for you, but their voices are so squeaky it's hard to catch. :3
I wish to live among the clouds. <3

[Dr Magical Mystery]

((Well at least they tried))

Granted, you fall through the clouds and then get all squishified on the ground.

I wish for Paul McCartney in a catsuit to be my pet, love me, and he won't do anything bad to me and nothing bad will happen to him...

[Treeswatchyoumasturbate]

Granted, but after a week you get tired of him and try to throw him out but you sighned a contract and are now his slave

[Faithy]

♫ Greedless, nothing to lose
An impartial world
A dream paradise
Imagine all the people in peace! ♪

[ I wish your91queen would've remembered to post a wish. stare ]

♪ If I ever could go there
Only with you
The one and only love
Will take me there~ ♫

[chibblo_chibi01]

Granted, but she spells every word wrong, causing you to blow up at her fail.
I wish for world peace.

[Harlequin Bandit]

Granted, but with everyone's weapons at ease, aliens immediately take over the earth.

I wish I could breed a giant rideable chicken.

[Xx DJVante xX]

Granted but to create peace a dictator took control of all of it and crushed all opposition with an iron fist.
I wish I owned a large corperation

[chibblo_chibi01]

Granted, but the legs are 3cm tall.
I wish I had no money. ((XD corrupt it! make me RIIICH))

[Harlequin Bandit]

Granted, but Bill Gates fell in love with you and gave you his estate.

I wish I had a big tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream.