Corrupt a wish

[Weewo]

Granted. It now works at a huge corporation, racking in millions of dollars a week. But its bitter towards you because you have waxy ears and wont share its profits. You often become severely depressed for not cleaning your ears good enough to the earpiece's standards, and for missing out on ALL THAT MONEY.


I wish i could dance like the JABBAWOCKEEZ.
;D

[Marissa-fa]

Granted, but now you look like a cripple when you walk.

I wish I could have an endless supply of coca-cola. c:

[thEggman]

Sure! (:
It's a shame that you're now very allergic to it, isnt it?



I wish my musical skills were extraordinarily good.

[Craiized]

Granted.
Ever instrument you owned or used broke at first touch, though. You could never play music again

I wish I had a bunny tail on my lower back.

[Purple.Pearl.Princess]

Granted, but then someone yanks it off.

I wish I'm the fastest runner in the world!

[Marissa-fa]

Granted but then you run so fast you run don't see a sliding glass door and you pretty much break your entire body running into it.

I wish I could live comfortably for the rest of my life.

[deusmaster]

Granted, but then you don't have anyone special to enjoy it with.

I wish I could have my own room.

[Weewo]

Granted, but there are no doors or windows or objects. You're now trapped in it.


I wish i had my phone charger.
:/

[Spatty]

Granted. It's not attached to the house though... you'll find it somewhere in Antarctica, hope you don't mind.
Granted. But now you can't find your phone.

I wish my internal clock wasn't so whacked up so that I could fall asleep and wake up on time.

[Weewo]

Granted, but now all your friends throw the best parties at night, and you miss out. You tried to go to one, thinking that you wouldnt fall asleep, but you did and when you awoke, you found yourself lying next to Mccully Culkin in his bed. Gross.

I wish there was good food at my house to eat

[Melisserz]

Weewo

Granted, but now all your friends throw the best parties at night, and you miss out. You tried to go to one, thinking that you wouldnt fall asleep, but you did and when you awoke, you found yourself lying next to Mccully Culkin in his bed. Gross.

I wish there was good food at my house to eat

Granted, but you've contracted a horrible stomach virus and anything you eat comes right back up.

I wish I wasn't financially broke. (as in I have no money, so I'm broke)

[Whispering Innocence]

Granted. ..but you have so much money, that the goverment kicks you out of Earth? o-o

I wish for a day of complete silence. :3

[o Mad Clown o]

Granted. This is the day everyone on Earth, save you, died. It's likely to be silent that way, too, tomorrow.

Mad Clown wishes for a new trampoline. Mad Clown keeps stretching the metal springs too long, until there is no bouncy-bounce from the net anymore, somehow...

[Dr Magical Mystery]

Granted, Mad Clown get's new trampoline. But Mad Clown stretches the metal springs too long, until there is no bouncy bounce from the net anymore.

I wish for my werewolf husband, Helsie, to not be a werewolf anymore without anything bad happening to either of us.