Corrupt a wish

[nights_music]

granted but they melt in your hand

i wish for donations

[[fang][s]]

granted but the donations include poisonous fish in them that ate all the gold and other stuff you wanted

i wish i had a Kiki Kitty Plushie

[`Vyers]

Granted but then someone hacks your account and steals it.

I wish I had more gold.

[MixedUp92]

wish granted but the gold you got you can't spend it.

I wish I had a laptop

[`Vyers]

Granted but then I come and smash it with a cinder block

I wish there was no war on this planet

[MixedUp92]

granted then aleins come and take over the earth

I wish I had the new HP book

[`Vyers]

granted but the the book spontainously combusts

I wish I was smart...er

[MixedUp92]

granted but your head gets big that you look like a freak

I wish my acne would clear up.

[`Vyers]

Granted but then it comes back worse than ever in a week.

I wish that I ruled the world.

[MixedUp92]

granted then the world rebels and kills you for being a bad leader

I wish I had a billions bucks

[SkareKroh]

Wish granted, but you're trampled by deer.

I wish I had a new bass.

[`Vyers]

(Thanks for that...)

^^Granted, but then the bucks trample you (Bad pun...)

^Granted, but then I smash it.

I wish that I had every video game system and game on the planet.

[MixedUp92]

Dark_Master12

(Thanks for that...)

^^Granted, but then the bucks trample you (Bad pun...)

^Granted, but then I smash it.

I wish that I had every video game system and game on the planet.

granted but people see and come steal them.

I wish I was anime character

[Biskra]

Granted, but you only appear in one scene and don't come back for the rest of the series.

I wish I could go see Pearl Jam in concert. cry

[MixedUp92]

Granted but you are far back that you can't see them

I wish I had a stereo