Corrupt a wish

[`Vyers]

Granted, but then they never speak to you again.

I wish I never had to go to school.

[Tinnumir]

Granted, but then you are dumber than everyone in the world, you can never get a job, and you die of poordom

I wish I were on Broadway

[Notebook]

Wish granted, but in your first play you choke so bad no one else wants you in any of thier plays. And you spend the rest of your life making costumes for the actors.

I wish I had high speed internet.

[`Vyers]

^^Granted, but then you die on your opening night.

^Granted, but then your computer explodes.

I wish that I could have infinate wishes.

[Ava R.]

Granted, but the only thing you can say is, "I wish I had toenail fungus."

I wish I had a book to read.

[nights_music]

granted, but the book is written in another language

[superspazmizu]

nights_music

granted, but the book is written in another language

... what do you want?

[killermouse]

granted, but no one will ever know the last two wishes

I wish I had a gummy bear.

[`Vyers]

Granted, but there are so many of them that they crush you.

I wish I could sleep...

[Typical-Shorty]

Granted, but you will never wake up again.

I wish I were an actress.

[`Vyers]

Granted, but your the worst actress in the world

I wish that I was immortal

[SuPer FrEaK]

Granted, but you must wither in sorrow as you watch your loved ones die off.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[killermouse]

granted, but you'll always be too cold

I wish I had some crayons