Corrupt a wish

[I heart]

umm...granted...but you are a in a wheel chair.

I wish I could have a wish that could never be corrupt.

[Terion_Noisulli]

Granted, but you do not get it till after your death and it becomes wasted by a hobo who sleeps on your grave

I wish i was alot smarter.

[HAI MY NAME IZ BILL]

I heart

umm...granted...but you are a in a wheel chair.

I wish I could have a wish that could never be corrupt.

Granted.

I wish I didn't find so many damn hairs in my food all the time.

[Terion_Noisulli]

Granted but now everyone is bald and covered with scales and you find scales in your food

i wish i was smarter

[HAI MY NAME IZ BILL]

Granted, but no one wants to hang out with you anymore because you're a nerd.

I wish I had Furuba 10.

[xcrissxcrossx]

Granted, But your video player breaks.

I wish I was an oscar mayor wienor

[Terion_Noisulli]

Granted but noone wants to eat you because you are a spoiled weiner

I wish i had a million dollars in a swiss bank account registered to me

[HAI MY NAME IZ BILL]

Granted, but you spend it all on tube socks.

I wish my legs and armpits were nicely shaved.

[Terion_Noisulli]

granted but now they are no longer attached to your torso

I wish i had a d20 that rolled no 1's

[Usoksyos]

Belledandi

Granted, but you spend it all on tube socks.

I wish my legs and armpits were nicely shaved.

granted, but now you have razor burn.

I wish I had chapstick

[xcrissxcrossx]

granted, but it tastes horrible and makes you puke

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Usoksyos]

xcrissxcrossx

granted, but it tastes horrible and makes you puke

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

granted, but now you have to work at taco bell for the rest of your life.

i wish i had more gold!

[HAI MY NAME IZ BILL]

Granted, but your account gets hacked into.

I wish this thread would die.

[Terion_Noisulli]

xcrissxcrossx

granted, but it tastes horrible and makes you puke

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted but now you are a hobo that lives in a dumpster

I wish i had more time with my hunneh

[Terion_Noisulli]

Belledandi

Granted, but you get accused of being a whiny little schoolboy.

I wish I was evil.

Granted but then you only turn evil after you lose everything and then you end up turning good again

I wish that i am me