Corrupt a wish

[Nimmery]

Granted, but all the tape that holds it together kind of spoils its aesthetic appeal.

I wish I had the Haibane Renmei boxset.

[Death-a-ma-bob]

Granted but your house, with the boxset inside, goes up in flames the next day.

I wish I had some more Nestle Flipz. (Mmmm...)

[Nimmery]

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Granted but your house, with the boxset inside, goes up in flames the next day.

I wish I had some more Nestle Flipz. (Mmmm...)

Granted, but this genie doesn't know what Nestle Flipz are, so she tries making them herself.... whee ENJOY!

I wish I knew how to cook something other than pizza and macaroni.

[Death-a-ma-bob]

Granted but you have no ingredients to cook with.

I wish I could draw anime.

[Priest of Odd]

Granted, but it gets killed by the voice-overs.

I wish I was General Taylor's son.

[Nimmery]

^^ Granted, but you draw fanart, and it is so excellent that you begin to believe yourself the original creator, and subsequently you release your own manga volumes and are sued by the original artist for everything you've got.

^ Granted but this genie does not know who that is, so she takes a wild guess and creates a random man. When you go to see your father, you are very, very, very disturbed at what you find.

I wish the Literate Spam guild was currently allowing new members, to relieve these months of wishing to post for gold but avoiding the idiocy of the Chatterbox.

[Death-a-ma-bob]

Granted but they all stop being active. (My chatterbox thread isn't that idiotic...is it? cry )

I wish there were more games on Gaia.

[Priest of Odd]

^Granted, but now you must pay to use Gaia. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

I wish people would stop slandering alcohol.

[Death-a-ma-bob]

(*shudders* I don't wanna pay! gonk )
Granted but for some reason everyone in the world forgets how to make alcohol.

I wish I could think of a really good, ingenious wish.

[Black Nataku]

Granted but in return, you lose your other thoughts and memories

I wish teachers would give us the necessary time to complete tasks

[Death-a-ma-bob]

Granted but the tasks become so incredably (sp?) boring that it takes your entire concentration to just stay awake!

I wish people would just get along!

[Black Nataku]

Granted, but by that time, for some strange, unknown reason, a phenomina (sp?) occured causing the world's core to explode so that everyone died

I wish that people would stop obsessing over Harry Potter

[Priest of Odd]

Granted, but you become Harry Potter, and everybody ignores you.

I wish the Irish of the world would band together and beat the remaining Prohibitionists with shillelagh's.

[Death-a-ma-bob]

^^ Granted but they just obsess over something else even more.
^ Granted but then they all fall off the face of the earth and it is very sad.

I wish I hadn't forgotten that I had m&m's to eat! (I must eat them now.)

[Nimmery]

Granted, you remembered, and you ate them all on impulse. All seven truckloads of them.

I wish the literate, funny, interesting guys would come onto me instead of the random n00bs xp