((Lol. I lost! XD Now I don't know what to write....))
"You seem a bit out of place, my friend," says Morta with an impish grin.
The gardener started as the goblin leaned in close, leering at him. Her scythe was tucked behind her; she suspected it would not be needed. This fellow was going to be pretty easy to dispatch, and maybe have a little fun with.
"You know, we goblins know a bit about gardening," she says, eying his spade. "Ever heard of the Goblin Market? Our produce is pretty famous."
Basil blinked. Maybe this creature was not intent on harming him, like the knight before. She certainly seemed friendly enough, and even shared an interest in gardening! He brightened up and relaxed a little. If he had heard of this so-called market, he didn't remember it now.
"Really? I've never heard of it..." he began, at least somewhat curious.
"No?" Morta said chuckling, "I'd be glad to show you it~"
Of course, Morta was leaving out some very, very important information about the side-effects of goblin produce- which included, but was not limited to: hallucinations, delusions, addiction, entrapment, enslavement, waltzing around in crystal bubbles, and wasting away for want of more. Morta snickered and raised her scythe to open a doorway to the nearest market. What did she care what happened to the gardener? If she sent him away from the 'dome, the match was as good as won. Maybe, if she felt like it, she'd return and help him out of his predicament later.
However, being a gardener, Basil must have acquired the favor of a garden fairy or two- because at that EXACT moment a bee came buzzing through and landed on Morta's nose. She yelped and flailed and tried to squish the insect.
"Wait, don't kill it! Basil protested, because he knew bees were an essential part of the pollination process and therefor a gardener's best friend.
He reached forward to stop Morta's wild scrambling, and tried to wave the bee away with his spade. Instead, the shovel made hard contact with the she-goblin's cranium and knocked her out cold.
"...."
Basil stared in surprise, and the bee buzzed away none the worse for the wear.
@np:
"Well, I have to say, that was unexpected," Morta said, scowling and still dizzy from the knock to the head. "I don't suppose you'd be interested in giving me a ten second head start?"