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Lose Weight 0.1271186440678 12.7% [ 15 ]
Find Love 0.084745762711864 8.5% [ 10 ]
Get a Job 0.14406779661017 14.4% [ 17 ]
Conquer Fears 0.11016949152542 11.0% [ 13 ]
Graduate 0.093220338983051 9.3% [ 11 ]
Persue Talents 0.11864406779661 11.9% [ 14 ]
Buy a Car 0.025423728813559 2.5% [ 3 ]
Move 0.050847457627119 5.1% [ 6 ]
Endorse Ganja 0.076271186440678 7.6% [ 9 ]
Murder More Monsters 0.16949152542373 16.9% [ 20 ]
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Summon_BurZod rolled 1 100-sided dice: 46 Total: 46 (1-100)

The outcome is simply a matter of chance and well placed posts.
He said as he took a sip of his frosty beverage, never to have it leave his head as Mobius..
the silent techno-ninja, slices cleanly across his neck and the pink gelatin sloshes on the floor.

Stranger Gallon rolled 1 100-sided dice: 50 Total: 50 (1-100)

Beware the Man
Coolhand Gunslinger
Fallen Paladin
Battleweary Warrior


Two gauntlets mean double the hurt.
And though not a massacre, the indignity he made the Doctor feel as he played soccer with his head..
was enough. A couple of punches to Grizzlies body made sure he'd have a little something for later.




Beware the Bear
Strong and Proud
Lycanthrope Prowess
Twisted Intelligence

Pandora_B rolled 1 100-sided dice: 25 Total: 25 (1-100)

I'm ready for battle, because I've got my battle face on! twisted

I must have little else than my battle face, because I lost. whee

Stranger Gallon came at me with both arms raised and clubbed me with his massive gauntlets. I didn't even get a chance to kick my dress aside to fight before being knocked to the ground. sweatdrop

The Old Exorcist rolled 1 100-sided dice: 47 Total: 47 (1-100)

Nyrk's shambling form had strength enough to continue his brawl. Staggering back to his undead knees, Nyrk placed the back of his gum to Pandora's shoulder, striking a funny bone with inhuman vigor. Pandora fell to the dust in a throe of pain. However, she would be back, no doubt.

Until then, next combatant...

Stranger Gallon rolled 1 100-sided dice: 85 Total: 85 (1-100)

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Captain Falcon has nothing on my punches!

"Sorry Buddy," I say as I punch him in his goggled covered face.
Unwrapping the gauze from around his tortured skin, punching him in the face like a yoyo all the while..
I finally get to the mangled meat and flesh. After pouring vinegar and tobacco sauce on him..
I use his spinal cord to hang up my clothes, and his skull as a door stop.




Beware the Bear
Strong and Proud
Lycanthrope Prowess
Twisted Intelligence

AMIANTE rolled 1 100-sided dice: 16 Total: 16 (1-100)


If only I knew better than to invest everything in some fancy weapon.

Well s**t. I never knew I was seriously allergic to bear fur either.
Sunnuvabitch...

Not to mention he got in a few good punches before the sneeze fest took over.

Valgaror rolled 1 100-sided dice: 84 Total: 84 (1-100)

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I was curious to see if Fetusface could kick as much a** as it looked like she could, but... well, if that chain sword hadn't tangled around her feet and tripped her directly into my fist, she might've stood a chance...

Maybe... XD


We sing the praises of war
Not for the way it makes people die
But for the way it makes people come alive.

Vii Star rolled 1 100-sided dice: 93 Total: 93 (1-100)

It was a ridiculously close fight, but after the dust settled, Vii was victorious, dragging an unconscious Valg to the infirmary.

Stranger Gallon rolled 1 100-sided dice: 18 Total: 18 (1-100)

Beware the Man
Coolhand Gunslinger
Fallen Paladin
Battleweary Warrior


After getting all hyped up on caffeine and whatnot, I lunge.
She catches me by the throat a slams me to the ground hard enough to break concrete.
"Is that all you have?" I ask as blood drizzles down my chin.




Beware the Bear
Strong and Proud
Lycanthrope Prowess
Twisted Intelligence

SavageLamb rolled 1 100-sided dice: 34 Total: 34 (1-100)

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It was a close battle. But the lumbering brawler/gunbunny was no match for the acrobatic, divine prowess of SavageLamb. Dodging his feeble grabs and black powder attacks, Savagelamb cartwheeled his way around Gallon. As SavageLamb stopped and faced Gallon, Gallon suddenly collapsed from tens of bloodspurting gashes from SavageLamb's preternaturally quick and lethal Myriad blades.

AMIANTE rolled 1 100-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-100)


Maybe I got but one cane smack in. But it was no use. Muscle man beat me to a bloody pulp. Strung out on the perfect drug. I couldn't see straight. I knew I should have watched words. Should have been more careful. It's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.

Woe.

Pandora_B rolled 1 100-sided dice: 74 Total: 74 (1-100)

Hooah! Put up your dukes! scream

Woo, I won!

Poor Amiante had no idea what he was doing in the arena. As he stood there puzzled, I came running in screaming, "I don't know you! Let go of my purse!"
"Wha..?" He replied. I then preceded to beat him senseless with my kiseru. As I turned to walk away, I gave one last kick to the ribs for good measure. whee

Silent Mobius2 rolled 1 100-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-100)

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I lost. I jump down from my high ground and dive towards Pandora_B with my energy blades crossed and ready to strike, but she saw through my move and sidestepped at the last second before knocking me senseless with a heel kick to the head, assuring her victory by knockout.

Stranger Gallon rolled 1 100-sided dice: 44 Total: 44 (1-100)

Beware the Man
Coolhand Gunslinger
Fallen Paladin
Battleweary Warrior


As the person to fight a lifeless form, I just step on her head.
Crushing her fragile cranium under the weight of my armored boot.




Beware the Bear
Strong and Proud
Lycanthrope Prowess
Twisted Intelligence

AMIANTE rolled 1 100-sided dice: 78 Total: 78 (1-100)


I got my heart, but my heart's no good...

Oh the most glorious of highs. Tunnel vision on this fine bloke and nothing was going to stop me now. Despite the losses I had faced, and how hurt I still was, I was bold enough to press forward. I chose the signature move, a nice swing of my silver tipped cane. Oh the cracking that was heard. Beautiful. Beautiful. Music to my ears, I say. Resistance was only present after a few. One after the other. Thwamp. Thwamp. And he soon fell. The crimson left behind on the silver...

Bloody ecstasy!

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