Battledome! ((Read First Post!))

My new years' resolution is to:

Lose Weight	12.7%	[ 15 ]
Find Love	8.5%	[ 10 ]
Get a Job	14.4%	[ 17 ]
Conquer Fears	11.0%	[ 13 ]
Graduate	9.3%	[ 11 ]
Persue Talents	11.9%	[ 14 ]
Buy a Car	2.5%	[ 3 ]
Move	5.1%	[ 6 ]
Endorse Ganja	7.6%	[ 9 ]
Murder More Monsters	16.9%	[ 20 ]
Total Votes:			[ 118 ]

[The Old Exorcist]

She was angelic. I wouldn't do a thing to her and she knew it.

And apparently, God frowns upon my recent methods of work, for her retribution stung like a father's scorn.

[Besulalea]

I win!

He wouldn't attack me and I knew it!
A simple slap on the hand and week of no video games set him straight for good.

[Stranger Gallon]

Beware the Man
Coolhand Gunslinger
Fallen Paladin
Battleweary Warrior

I lost? I lost?
Pulling the cigarette from his lips after a hard day of setting s**t up, Gallon turns around.
To his dismay the blade of a golden sword cleaves the air before him and his last thought is..

Beware the Bear
Strong and Proud
Lycanthrope Prowess
Twisted Intelligence

[Besulalea]

I lost!

When I ran toward him to attack, he simply took out his cig and puffed smoke in my face! I couldn't breath and fell to the ground gasping for air.

[apwincesz]

I kicked her hiney. ;o

I threw her off the balcony. :3

[Valgaror]

Two words: chainsaw hand. cool

After watching Evil Dead: Dead by Dawn and thoroughly enjoying it, I decided... hey! Left arm missing, may as well attach a chainsaw for the purpose of this battle. Fun for all, except apwincesz, who ran away crying for her mommy.

We sing the praises of war
Not for the way it makes people die
But for the way it makes people come alive.

[The Old Exorcist]

My God is no match for the Blood God.

His wretched iron fist made my armor seem like glass. I'd really rather not go into details, but I'm sure if you ask him, he'll tell you, and you'll stay up at night for the next couple days.

In the background, some smartass in the crowd could be heard yelling, "Fatality!"

[apwincesz]

Nanananananana
Nanananananana
Batman! Batman!

I lost. D: His raven pecked me to death. T~T

[Regal de Corps]

"Poor Nyrk!" The rabbit cried as she was swooshed. With a rabbit-kick to the back of the head, apwincesz when down hard.
"That wasn't very nice." She calls with a the kind of smile you have after a Flawless Victory.

[The Old Exorcist]

Nobody dared go up against Rebecka Martin after her short work of apwincesz.

Nyrk, however, gave it his best. Rebecka immediately found a pressure point, however, and upon rabbit-kicking it with surgical precision, Nyrk immediately fell down, paralyzed.

[apwincesz]

The spectator would never expect a girl to win against a scar looking guy. But apwincesz pulled off her martial arts moves on Nyrk and broke and couple of his bones. sweatdrop

[The Old Exorcist]

And with renewed vigor, Nyrk stood up.

The rattled bones tore his insides, but Nyrk kept composed, forcing the stake inches from a vital organ. She fainted, still alive, and Nyrk retrieved the stake, looking to the next combatant.

[Stranger Gallon]

Beware the Man
Coolhand Gunslinger
Fallen Paladin
Battleweary Warrior

Nobody would dare go up against a guy who's god answered his questions with passing accuracy.
The nobody called Gallon, and he was Nobody's fool, but a fool can still hope can't he?
The rejuvenated cross bearing maniac was unmerciful when he shoved a spike right up Stranger's strange.

Beware the Bear
Strong and Proud
Lycanthrope Prowess
Twisted Intelligence

[Eden Vieros]

Ok bearman, you want to go a round? Come to mama!
The big furry cheater opens a window during the middle of the day. What he opened it with, I am never going to admit.

[The Old Exorcist]

The vampire that had done Nyrk in earlier wasn't going to get away with it.

After the exorcism, Nyrk sincerely hoped she would enjoy life as a human.