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Impaled by a Stingray		8.4%	[ 22 ]
Crushed by a War Elephant		7.3%	[ 19 ]
Jumped into a Volcano		5.0%	[ 13 ]
Breaking a Speed Record		6.9%	[ 18 ]
Lighting Oneself on Fire to Make a Point		16.8%	[ 44 ]
Killed by a Robot		3.1%	[ 8 ]
Killed by Rock and Roll		9.5%	[ 25 ]
Killed by Sex		30.5%	[ 80 ]
Killed by a Ball of Lightning		5.7%	[ 15 ]
Plummeted to Death while Testing an Invention		6.9%	[ 18 ]
Total Votes:	[ 262 ]

Luke Weldgrave rolled 5 10-sided dice: 1, 9, 4, 5, 6 Total: 25 (5-50)

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Post: 49956003_16 created on Sat, 16 May 2009 19:16:14 +0000
Posted: Sat, 16 May 2009 19:16:14 +0000

I lost.
My speed would allow quick nips and bites, but with a wildly thrown punch he connects, puts me down..
You know how they say to stop an animal, flick his nose? Try getting your snout broken.
It's not fun.

Cathedral Az rolled 5 10-sided dice: 4, 1, 5, 4, 10 Total: 24 (5-50)

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Post: 49956003_17 created on Sat, 16 May 2009 19:36:27 +0000
Posted: Sat, 16 May 2009 19:36:27 +0000

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery...

I lost. gonk Barely.
Once my Gwee got knocked out, you bit me and I contracted rabies and died...

...Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

Big Daddy Bubbles rolled 5 10-sided dice: 6, 4, 3, 3, 8 Total: 24 (5-50)

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Post: 49956003_18 created on Sat, 16 May 2009 20:05:24 +0000
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I tied.
That gwee was a fast fire breathing menace, and I couldn't get a good hit on her because her skin is marble.
Eventually, we got tired of trying to hurt each other and decided to play DnD with the Gwee instead.

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Summon_Darkling rolled 10 10-sided dice: 7, 8, 9, 6, 3, 4, 2, 7, 1, 8 Total: 55 (10-100)

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Post: 49956003_19 created on Sat, 16 May 2009 22:56:50 +0000
Posted: Sat, 16 May 2009 22:56:50 +0000

I creamed him!

So he like threw a punch at me, but then I totally slid a sweep kick under him and he fell.
Then I jumped up and came down on his face with my shell like a reverse turtle cannonball.

Summon_BurZod rolled 1 100-sided dice: 54 Total: 54 (1-100)

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Post: 49956003_20 created on Sat, 16 May 2009 22:59:42 +0000
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I lost.
After taking away my brain slushy the mean Turtle kicked my bad leg and it crumbled.
Without my balance I tipped over and everything not held together with scrap metal shattered.

Big Daddy Bubbles rolled 1 100-sided dice: 38 Total: 38 (1-100)

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Post: 49956003_21 created on Sat, 16 May 2009 23:06:11 +0000
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Beware the Man
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I lost!

So I tried to take his brain slushy and he beat be unconscious with his medical case.

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The Old Exorcist rolled 1 100-sided dice: 82 Total: 82 (1-100)

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Post: 49956003_22 created on Sat, 16 May 2009 23:23:58 +0000
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I fired upon the stranger, and yet his armor deflected a good portion of my bullets. Were it not for a lucky shot through the right lens of his glasses, he would have charged me to the ground.

That didn't do him in, however. Upon his merely being stunned, I had to drive a device into his shoulder to do him in.

Summon_BurZod rolled 1 100-sided dice: 55 Total: 55 (1-100)

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Post: 49956003_23 created on Sat, 16 May 2009 23:44:06 +0000
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I lost.
That young man had the fire of fight boiling in his eyes as my head lay against the cold floor.
Under his boot my perspective changed and I had a change of heart about fighting him.

Then, he stepped down.

Big Daddy Bubbles rolled 1 100-sided dice: 63 Total: 63 (1-100)

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Post: 49956003_24 created on Sat, 16 May 2009 23:50:02 +0000
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I win!

I'd first rip his head from his body, then kick that somewhere out of sight.
A barrage of quick punches to his still functioning torso and limbs finished with a dousing og gasoline.
Kicking him over, I'd lite his entire lab on fire and watch it burn to the ground with him in it.

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Post: 49956003_25 created on Sun, 17 May 2009 00:08:32 +0000
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I lost.

While trying to shoot him, I failed to realize that I was low on bullets;
Once I ran out, I ended up being knocked unconscious.

Formaldehyde Comas rolled 1 100-sided dice: 56 Total: 56 (1-100)

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Post: 49956003_26 created on Sun, 17 May 2009 00:12:55 +0000
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:3
I won.
I kicked the s**t out of him and then sicked my nurse on him

Pandora_B rolled 1 100-sided dice: 52 Total: 52 (1-100)

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Post: 49956003_27 created on Sun, 17 May 2009 00:13:20 +0000
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C'mon magical dice, gimme something good!

Aw, I lost (but just by a little bit).

In all fairness, it was a two-on-one fight. While I was trying to fend off Formaldehyde Comas, her creepy nurse friend came up behind me and knocked me out cold with her giant pliers.

The Old Exorcist rolled 1 100-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-100)

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Post: 49956003_28 created on Sun, 17 May 2009 00:13:23 +0000
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She completely ran me through. The gates of the arena came down, and I was still loading my weapons. As she charged me, my cross got caught on the corner, I fell, and she tore straight through my armor.

I now litter the arena.

Big Daddy Bubbles rolled 1 100-sided dice: 32 Total: 32 (1-100)

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Post: 49956003_29 created on Sun, 17 May 2009 00:14:59 +0000
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Beware the Man
Coolhand Gunslinger
Fallen Paladin
Battleweary Warrior

Extending a hand, I help the "dead" Nyrk to his feet, only to turn around and punch him.
Luckily, I knew the guy, so I only gave him a few broken ribs and whatnot.

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Formaldehyde Comas rolled 1 100-sided dice: 86 Total: 86 (1-100)

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Post: 49956003_30 created on Sun, 17 May 2009 00:19:32 +0000
Posted: Sun, 17 May 2009 00:19:32 +0000

xD this is fun
She pulled out a sword from out of nowhere and ran him through while her nurse sliced at him with a scalpel
Btw i won

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Luke Weldgrave rolled 5 10-sided dice: 1, 9, 4, 5, 6 Total: 25 (5-50)

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Luke Weldgrave rolled 5 10-sided dice: 1, 9, 4, 5, 6 Total: 25 (5-50)

Cathedral Az rolled 5 10-sided dice: 4, 1, 5, 4, 10 Total: 24 (5-50)

Big Daddy Bubbles rolled 5 10-sided dice: 6, 4, 3, 3, 8 Total: 24 (5-50)

Summon_Darkling rolled 10 10-sided dice: 7, 8, 9, 6, 3, 4, 2, 7, 1, 8 Total: 55 (10-100)

Summon_BurZod rolled 1 100-sided dice: 54 Total: 54 (1-100)

Big Daddy Bubbles rolled 1 100-sided dice: 38 Total: 38 (1-100)

The Old Exorcist rolled 1 100-sided dice: 82 Total: 82 (1-100)

Summon_BurZod rolled 1 100-sided dice: 55 Total: 55 (1-100)

Big Daddy Bubbles rolled 1 100-sided dice: 63 Total: 63 (1-100)

D-Trex rolled 1 100-sided dice: 15 Total: 15 (1-100)

Formaldehyde Comas rolled 1 100-sided dice: 56 Total: 56 (1-100)

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