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Luke Weldgrave rolled 5 10-sided dice: 1, 9, 4, 5, 6 Total: 25 (5-50)

I lost.
My speed would allow quick nips and bites, but with a wildly thrown punch he connects, puts me down..
You know how they say to stop an animal, flick his nose? Try getting your snout broken.
It's not fun.

Cathedral Az rolled 5 10-sided dice: 4, 1, 5, 4, 10 Total: 24 (5-50)

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery...

I lost. gonk Barely.
Once my Gwee got knocked out, you bit me and I contracted rabies and died...
...Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

Stranger Gallon rolled 5 10-sided dice: 6, 4, 3, 3, 8 Total: 24 (5-50)

Beware the Man
Coolhand Gunslinger
Fallen Paladin
Battleweary Warrior


I tied.
That gwee was a fast fire breathing menace, and I couldn't get a good hit on her because her skin is marble.
Eventually, we got tired of trying to hurt each other and decided to play DnD with the Gwee instead.




Beware the Bear
Strong and Proud
Lycanthrope Prowess
Twisted Intelligence

Summon_Darkling rolled 10 10-sided dice: 7, 8, 9, 6, 3, 4, 2, 7, 1, 8 Total: 55 (10-100)

I creamed him!


So he like threw a punch at me, but then I totally slid a sweep kick under him and he fell.
Then I jumped up and came down on his face with my shell like a reverse turtle cannonball.

Summon_BurZod rolled 1 100-sided dice: 54 Total: 54 (1-100)

I lost.
After taking away my brain slushy the mean Turtle kicked my bad leg and it crumbled.
Without my balance I tipped over and everything not held together with scrap metal shattered.

Stranger Gallon rolled 1 100-sided dice: 38 Total: 38 (1-100)

Beware the Man
Coolhand Gunslinger
Fallen Paladin
Battleweary Warrior


I lost!

So I tried to take his brain slushy and he beat be unconscious with his medical case.




Beware the Bear
Strong and Proud
Lycanthrope Prowess
Twisted Intelligence

The Old Exorcist rolled 1 100-sided dice: 82 Total: 82 (1-100)

I fired upon the stranger, and yet his armor deflected a good portion of my bullets. Were it not for a lucky shot through the right lens of his glasses, he would have charged me to the ground.

That didn't do him in, however. Upon his merely being stunned, I had to drive a device into his shoulder to do him in.

Summon_BurZod rolled 1 100-sided dice: 55 Total: 55 (1-100)

I lost.
That young man had the fire of fight boiling in his eyes as my head lay against the cold floor.
Under his boot my perspective changed and I had a change of heart about fighting him.

Then, he stepped down.

Stranger Gallon rolled 1 100-sided dice: 63 Total: 63 (1-100)

Beware the Man
Coolhand Gunslinger
Fallen Paladin
Battleweary Warrior


I win!

I'd first rip his head from his body, then kick that somewhere out of sight.
A barrage of quick punches to his still functioning torso and limbs finished with a dousing og gasoline.
Kicking him over, I'd lite his entire lab on fire and watch it burn to the ground with him in it.




Beware the Bear
Strong and Proud
Lycanthrope Prowess
Twisted Intelligence

D-Trex rolled 1 100-sided dice: 15 Total: 15 (1-100)

I lost.

While trying to shoot him, I failed to realize that I was low on bullets;
Once I ran out, I ended up being knocked unconscious.

I Bad Wolf I rolled 1 100-sided dice: 56 Total: 56 (1-100)

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:3
I won.
I kicked the s**t out of him and then sicked my nurse on him

Pandora_B rolled 1 100-sided dice: 52 Total: 52 (1-100)

C'mon magical dice, gimme something good!

Aw, I lost (but just by a little bit).

In all fairness, it was a two-on-one fight. While I was trying to fend off Formaldehyde Comas, her creepy nurse friend came up behind me and knocked me out cold with her giant pliers.

The Old Exorcist rolled 1 100-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-100)

She completely ran me through. The gates of the arena came down, and I was still loading my weapons. As she charged me, my cross got caught on the corner, I fell, and she tore straight through my armor.

I now litter the arena.

Stranger Gallon rolled 1 100-sided dice: 32 Total: 32 (1-100)

Beware the Man
Coolhand Gunslinger
Fallen Paladin
Battleweary Warrior


Extending a hand, I help the "dead" Nyrk to his feet, only to turn around and punch him.
Luckily, I knew the guy, so I only gave him a few broken ribs and whatnot.




Beware the Bear
Strong and Proud
Lycanthrope Prowess
Twisted Intelligence

I Bad Wolf I rolled 1 100-sided dice: 86 Total: 86 (1-100)

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xD this is fun
She pulled out a sword from out of nowhere and ran him through while her nurse sliced at him with a scalpel
Btw i won

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