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Lose Weight 0.1271186440678 12.7% [ 15 ]
Find Love 0.084745762711864 8.5% [ 10 ]
Get a Job 0.14406779661017 14.4% [ 17 ]
Conquer Fears 0.11016949152542 11.0% [ 13 ]
Graduate 0.093220338983051 9.3% [ 11 ]
Persue Talents 0.11864406779661 11.9% [ 14 ]
Buy a Car 0.025423728813559 2.5% [ 3 ]
Move 0.050847457627119 5.1% [ 6 ]
Endorse Ganja 0.076271186440678 7.6% [ 9 ]
Murder More Monsters 0.16949152542373 16.9% [ 20 ]
Total Votes:[ 118 ]

Thorn Imperatrix rolled 1 100-sided dice: 14 Total: 14 (1-100)

"Huh? Oh you're one of them clam followers."

Eva and I hadn't really done much killing and when we encountered a snake lady supporting the clam, we were a little slow to react. I tried to burn the Snake Lady with my flamethrower, but the Clam's holy power protected her. The next thing I know, I get stabbed in the guts with a trident. Eva picked me up and rushed me off to Sentinel's medical tent.

@next poster: "I figgured' it would be you."

El Noth rolled 1 100-sided dice: 14 Total: 14 (1-100)

"I don't think we've met." The elven replied to David Tracer's amiss prediction. It seemed that the Battledome was run by cult battles, so the war has raged even this far.

"An' who're you?" came David Tracer's gruff voice. He took a puff of his cigarette and paused to enjoy it's flavor.

"Just a man, looking for a good fight," Noth replied steadily. "Though, if you've any information on a place suitable for resurrecting a lost one, I would be a man looking for that as well. It seems that this Battledome is filled with those adept in different specialties. Ones which I could use if I harness their power correctly. If not their power, I could simply use them. You see, ah, nevermind. I ramble on, forgive me for that digression,"

"I'll be on my way, there are...matters that I must attend to," the dark elven replied taking a step in the opposite direction in which he came. David Tracer was left with a confused look on his face, as he took another inhale of his cigarette.

"Bye stranger,"

@Next opponent: Spare me no mercy for I require none.

Merveilleux Cirque rolled 1 100-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-100)

"Hello" I don't think he was into me. Or vampires at all.
A stab through the chest with a pitchfork works.

TNP :: "Oh god...Go ahead and finish me! But I will fight!!"

Alnette an Dearg rolled 1 100-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-100)

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"I've got a stake with your name on it."

Of course, it didn't go as easily as I planned. Vampires seldom stay still, especially when they know you're going to stake them. She clawed me several times before I managed to knock her to the ground. She still struggled to break free as I readied the stake and did not stop until I plunged it into her chest. I was victorious, but in bad shape.

@ Next poster - "So not fair... It seems the dice hate me."

Nazynri rolled 1 100-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-100)

"And I have a dice with your name on it."

I fish out said dice from a pouch within my scarf and toss it lightly at Alnette, hoping to rejuvenate her luck a little. "Think fast!"

Alnette reacts, instinctively readying her hands to catch the object. Her mace clatters to the floor as she drops it in her haste.
Unfortunately, the dice decides to pass right through her waiting fingers and collide with her forehead.

"...Oops. Sorry!"
Poor Alnette is knocked out again before she could swing her mace, and I am wondering how badly I will be crushed the next round.

Alnette an Dearg rolled 1 100-sided dice: 11 Total: 11 (1-100)

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"The dice gods hate us, don't they?" (Oh, my god. xD!)

I had lunged at her with my mace, the weapon slipped from my grasp and flew harmlessly past Naz's head. I was startled and didn't stop my charge, I tripped over her and landed on her knocking her against the ground and knocking her unconscious. "Oops."

@ Next poster - "Do what you will."

Nazynri rolled 1 100-sided dice: 12 Total: 12 (1-100)

"They may well be laughing, yes." [I am laughing harder. X3]
...Not that I believed in their existence.

Instead of fighting Alnette this round, I decided to take her to a casino to relax.
...In hindsight, it was a terrible idea, because we both lost horribly to the various chance-based machines and ploys.

I lost a little bit less, but still. Not fun.
At least the whole fiasco was sponsored by the Battledome and we didn't lose our own gold... ninja

TNP:
"Go on, torch me. See if you can survive the fumes."

Thorn Imperatrix rolled 1 100-sided dice: 94 Total: 94 (1-100)

"Oh, it's the Snake Lady."

Eva and I had been out out on the front for awhile, deep within the Overseer's territory. Eva was setting up our tent while I tried to get a fire going. I had just gotten a flame when suddenly, the flames were dosed in some foamy bubbles. The Snake Lady had returned.

"Foul minions of SIN! Prepare to be bathed in his light!" the Snake Lady boomed and knocked me across the head with her trident. I fell back, but the Snake Lady had forgotten about the well trained gnolata. A second later, Eva leaped through the air and delivered a kick to the Snake Lady's skull. Snake Lady fell limp and unconscious. I got up, my head was was in major pain, but I would be fine. Eva and I looked around, just in case more Clam followers were in the vicinity. We didn't see any and so we took all of Snake Lady's valuables.

Snake Lady would wake up later to find that she was naked and robbed of her things. However, Eva and I were long gone at that point.

@next poster: "I really don't give a damn about Sentinel....I'm in this for the money."

Alnette an Dearg rolled 1 100-sided dice: 31 Total: 31 (1-100)

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"That's heresy."

Of course he didn't care. All he had to do was point that flamethrower at me and I hastily surrendered. I valued my skin quite a bit, I wasn't going to be burned to a crisp. To be sure, I tossed him a few thousand gold to be safe.

@ Next post - "Talk about foul luck."

Merveilleux Cirque rolled 1 100-sided dice: 43 Total: 43 (1-100)

"I'm baaaackk!!" I sing and Facade turns around.
"Oooh you..." I flew at her and...Well the scene is to bloody to speak about but lets just say she wasn't really there...

TNP :: "Its a fish."

Bonniebluejeans rolled 1 100-sided dice: 36 Total: 36 (1-100)

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"Fish??? I'm not a fish! Well... kinda... but mainly I'm a shark. Sharks are different from regular fish."

The vampire shrugged, not really interested or convinced.

"You look like just any ole fish to me..."

"Well there are some important differences..." I say indignantly

I then start to launch off into a detailed explanation of how sharks are a very unique type of fish. How unlike fish, sharks have no bones and their skeletons are made of cartilage. How- Unfortunately I never finished. Unwilling to be lectured about the nature of the majestic shark, my opponent snatched my trident while I was talking.

"Hey!"

Whack!

I was out. Out colder than a... than a... than a fish.


@np: "Landshark? Where?"

Nazynri rolled 1 100-sided dice: 52 Total: 52 (1-100)

"LANDSHAAAAAARK!"
I cry, seeing the fin from the sands. Divinity was invoked and I readied a heavy water balloon in my hands, aiming at the beast...and completely missing the difference in colour and stature in my haste.

The sharkwoman, seeing the attack, raised her hands.
"Nononono, I'm Bonnie! Remember me?" she protested, but it was too late; I had already thrown the projectile.

It burst on her and the sharkwoman was rather disgruntled by the abundance of deuterium-infused water. Dazed, even.

"...oops. Note to self...Landshark is BEIGE."

Alnette an Dearg rolled 1 100-sided dice: 54 Total: 54 (1-100)

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"If I lose this, I'll make out with the next male to show up." (this should help me win.)

Instead of fighting, I decided that Naz and I could go shopping. Unfortunately the Battledome took us to a shoe store, and Naz felt left out.

"Oh, erm, sorry, let's go get some ice cream." I suggested and Naz agreed. It was fun.

"Hah! I know it would work!"

Merveilleux Cirque rolled 1 100-sided dice: 36 Total: 36 (1-100)

I grinned and said "You better lose."
I lunged at her and she held up a hand.
"I won't kill you if you sing."
I stared
"Why is that?"
She grinned
"Cause I hear you have a pretty voice."
That was enough. I started to sing this. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbQKTPZKwdk )
And at the end instead of clapping she threw her mace.

"Shut up you dumb vampire."

TNP :: "Ohhhh...Oww.."

Alnette an Dearg rolled 1 100-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-100)

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"DIE!"

Ooh... The pain... I tripped as I went after my opponent and she was on me before I could get back up. Let's just say, I was quickly torn to shreds in a short and bloody struggle.

@ Next poster - "Damn it..."

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