Battledome! ((Read First Post!))

My new years' resolution is to:

Lose Weight	13.2%	[ 5 ]
Find Love	10.5%	[ 4 ]
Get a Job	10.5%	[ 4 ]
Conquer Fears	15.8%	[ 6 ]
Graduate	2.6%	[ 1 ]
Persue Talents	10.5%	[ 4 ]
Buy a Car	5.3%	[ 2 ]
Move	5.3%	[ 2 ]
Endorse Ganja	7.9%	[ 3 ]
Murder More Monsters	18.4%	[ 7 ]
Total Votes:			[ 38 ]

[Nazynri]

"Lead on, then, Imperator." [aww, a leetle bit lower and it would have been epic three-way tie <3]

There was no need for a battle this round; they were on the same side and Scribbler wanted to conserve energy...
So instead of fighting Remus, she scribbled up a recharging station for his mech and various other protective spells and whatnot for the war effort.
The only thing was, she ran out of room on the page, so they were both rather crushed by the sheer amount of supplies.

TNP:
"Benevolence WILL PREVAIL!"

[Gefechtsbereit]

(Suicideeee. Arghh, diceee. Why do you do this to me?)

"Hallo, Scribbler." The officer bowed his head slightly as he tipped his cap. A faint smile came onto his battered face. "Shall we duel today?"

Scribbler stared at Willi for a moment, assessing him, and then started babbling some nonsense about some "S.I.N" organization. Willi blinked. "What are you talking---" But before he could finish his sentence, Scribbler had already run over to him and started bonking him over the head with her staff.

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!" she said, continuing to bonk the poor officer until he eventually fell to the ground, unconscious.

It was only then that she had noticed the B.O.O. badge slip out of his pocket, and she smiled nervously. "Oooh... oops."



@ Next Poster: "Do whatever you want. Just let me die with dignity."

[BM Vivi]

Walking into the arena I spotted my opponent. Hearing his words I looked at him in disappointment. "What kind of fighter are you?" I asked looking at him as I knocked him over with my foot. Throwing a few cards at him I watched as they easily hit. Bored with the fight I spared his life and was claimed the winner.

[Quess]

ninja

I was slightly confused by what a jester was doing on the battlefield. I just sort of watched her for a second. She started doing magic tricks with her cards and completely screwed up. I started laughing and she quickly grabbed my sword and put the blade to my neck. A clever ruse! She deserved to win. surprised

[WoodSprite]

"Erm...Trick or treat?"
Sprite's opponent stares at her blankly, thinking she's two days early. Besides, the battledome was no place to ask for candy, and his weapons were certainly not mere costume pieces. The hunter would draw his katana, aiming the point at the girl.
"Prepare yourself," he said, expression unreadable beneath his goggles.

Sprite blinked as the probe copied his motion, forming into a katana that pointed at the slayer. "Aw, is this the wrong place?" she pondered.
The slayer, impatient for her to be gone (and perhaps for the appearance of his real opponent) dashes forward, swinging the katana in a calculated motion. The strike meets air; Sprite had just spotted a candy wrapper on the floor and bent to pick it up.
"Nope, not the wrong place! You have candy, don't you?" she peers at him accusingly.

His katana came down as a response, and Sprite instinctively blocks the blow, the probe moving her arm for her; it twists the real blade aside and snakes its own edge in, slipping past the slayer's ribs.
Quess stops breathing and stares at Sprite in horror before he drops, his weapon clattering to the ground.

Sprite stares at the pool of growing crimson and wonders why she can't feel her probe-arm.

[BM Vivi]

Seeing my next opponent I grinned looking at her. Remembering my last battle with her I noticed the probe. Flipping back I threw a card at her. Watching as it hit I ran at her as I swung a foot at her. Catching me by surprise she grabbed it and slammed me into the ground. My head hit it hard and I blacked out.

@TNP Got any aspirin?

[Kaokie]

Spent my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start,
Going to california with an aching in my heart.

It was rather embarrassing, my defeat. This jester tossed a card into my face, which obscured my vision, and proceeded to attack me. She knocked the wind right out of me and I fell to the floor. I was kicked repeatedly and then tossed into the dumpster out back.

"Damn."

Someone told me theres a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane,
Never let them tell you that theyre all the same.

[Zachary Charon]

"No worries, Lieutenant."

I said it as a way to try and cheer her up as I helped her out of the dumpster and to her feet, dusting her off before we marched back into the Battledome. After all, it could have ended much worse for her. Anyway, we squared off and waited for the match to begin.

Kaokie lunged toward me with an alarming speed, her rapier circling about as it honed in on its target. I sidestepped the blade and palmed it to the side, narrowly avoiding a very pointed end. Not missing a step, she continued the thrust in a twisted arc, forcing me to leap backward and out of the way entirely. Over and over she lunged and thrust her blade and over and over I was forced to dodge or parry. It took some patience but I eventually spotted the gaping hole in her defense and, after ducking under what could have been the final strike, spun around and caught her by the hooves. Kaokie hit the ground hard and lost her grip on her weapon. I stood above her, holding my hand out to help her back up.

"No worries," I said. "Just try again until you get it."

[Alnette an Dearg]

"Ah, nothing beats a fight when you wake up."

Zach... He was a fun one to fight. I grinned as I tossed my sword to the side; this would be an unarmed battle. I immediately went on the offensive, launching myself at him with a smirk. We traded blows for quite some time. soon though, I was beginning to tire and my blows were becoming less sure.

"Giving up already, Alnette?" Zach seemed energized.

"Hardly," I said, winding my fist back, "I just am ready to end this." With that, I punched him with enough force to slam him against the wall. He slumped to the ground, defeated and I retrieved my blade, sitting down and catching my breath so that I could face my next opponent.

@ Next poster - "Are you ready?"

[Thorn Imperatrix]

"Hurgh...Ready as I'll ever be."

My orders were clear. I pledged myself and Eva to Sentinel's forces, though Eva really didn't approve. I went through a creepy initiation ceremony and the next thing I know, I'm nothing more than grunt. Hrgh....Stupid Remus...he'd better pay me good for this! Oops! I hope I didn't say that out loud.

I was just getting used to my surroundings when Red came up to me and piled a bunch of things onto Eva n' I.

"Well, David, now that you're a follower of SIN, you two are going to do my dirty work."

I opened my mouth to reply, but I soon realized that Red was right. She outranked me and I had to do her bidding until this war was over.

@next poster: Hey...could I get a hand here?

[Drathi]

"Like like hell you will. Frost Driver!" Drathi showed no signs of caution when he approached David. First factor that lead to this "No Mercy" approach was that Drathi was against SIN, but he was not with BOO entirely ("I promised Alice I won't complain about the Overseer's treatment of me." ). The icy stalagmites caught David off guard ashe narrowly avoided them, while Drathi charged up his next spell: "Cold Bolt!" Shards of ice formed and shot towards David, piercing his skin. As he fell Drathi dusted himself off.

"Well, he DID make me a little stronger, so far."

[Alnette an Dearg]

"Shall we?"

"Oh joy..." Alnette groaned as she watched Drathi's last fight; it seemed he didn't care much for members of S.I.N. and here she was wearing the robes and carrying the mace that signified that she was one of the higher-ranked followers. Factor in the fact that Alnette had just sacrificed herself to the portal, and you had a weakened Alnette vs a powerful ice mage.

"Cold Bolt!" Alnette had little time to react and was unable to dodge.She stared at the mage slightly surprised that he had won and annoyed at the same time, before falling over, defeated. Drathi had won... this time.

@ next poster - "Let's have some good, old-fashioned non cult-based combat."

[TheChaoticGoddess]

"Very, well." ((oh, for the love a... dice= evil ))

"A good old-fashioned fight, eh?"

Well that is what I came to the battledome for. However upon entering, it occurs to me that I might have overtaxed my powers ever so slightly. Even a goddess can become weary. I tried to form orbs of chaos in my palms to obliterate my opponent, but was required to stop because the ensuing surge of power threatened to rip my mortal body apart. Alnette was not even in top form but she easily dispatched me with her sword in a few seconds. After my next fight, perhaps a brief respite in my realm of Chaos is needed.




@np: The Chaos of war has tired me. You are in luck it would seem."

[Drathi]

"Unfortunately, I was hoping to have good luck and a fair fight." Drathi was also exhausted from his fight with David and Alnette. He had been practicing with the Salt Water Ice he had learned to make, thanks to the Overseer's help (as much as he hated to admit it). The Ice was colder than his normal ice, but it was ahrder to make. It did not take much to freeze the Chaotic Goddess in a block of salty ice.

[Mocha-with-a-Goat]

"It's been awhile, Drathi."

@next poster: "For Rome!"