Battledome! ((Read First Post!))

My new years' resolution is to:

Lose Weight	12.7%	[ 15 ]
Find Love	8.5%	[ 10 ]
Get a Job	14.4%	[ 17 ]
Conquer Fears	11.0%	[ 13 ]
Graduate	9.3%	[ 11 ]
Persue Talents	11.9%	[ 14 ]
Buy a Car	2.5%	[ 3 ]
Move	5.1%	[ 6 ]
Endorse Ganja	7.6%	[ 9 ]
Murder More Monsters	16.9%	[ 20 ]
Total Votes:			[ 118 ]

[Insanity Stitches]

"Well hello to you, too~" Ah, it was this guy again. Stitches remembered him all too well. The huge armor actually seemed to only get bigger, securing him more. Though the man did move slow, there was no places that her candy could fit this time in order to blow him to bits. "Damn it." She scoffed and tried to just throw her crowbar at Samus. He laughed catching it and chucking it back. It hit Stitches square in the center of the forehead. She fell back and he walked in front of her, raising a few of the sharp weapons that he held, and stabbing down onto her.
What a loss.

[Gefechtsbereit]

"Hmm..." Willi looked to Stitches suspiciously. He sensed the sneakiness in this one. He hesitantly took out his pistols, taking off the safeties.

Stiches, oddly, responded by throwing the green candy corn at the officer. Willi frowned, wondering if she was trying to mock him, and looked down to the candy corn. It laughed at him, sneered and spat at his face. Willi growled and lifted his his foot, wanting to stomp the little insolent creature. "Auf Wiedersehen!"

Those were the last words that came out of his mouth as, just as he was about to bring his jackboot down on the candy corn, there was a surprisingly loud explosion and a shower of red in the very spot that the officer had once been.

Seems he stepped on a mine.


@ Next Poster: "I will fight you! Show me no mercy."

[Paladin 2012]

I would have responded happily, but I was hidden beneath the bushes waiting for an opportunity to strike.
My opponent, was lighting a cigarette, and humming. I held my breath, and creeped closer. I knew from my vantage point that he would be able to shoot me in a heartbeat if he wanted to. I needed to strike first, now. I threw one of my blades at him and it hit it's mark. I then charged to stab him, but he set off a mine. That blew up in my face. It was a good thing I had most of my face covered; lest it scar and ravage my face. Gefechtsberiet growled in dismay, and began to reload. I needed to kill him quick. I jumped out still dazed and then twisted his neck to a disturbing crack.




TNP: I would have greeted my opponent, if I wasn't trying to be sneak attack them.

[Emma of Bainbridge]

"Stealth does not become you."

I was surprised to see Farkson attempting to sneak up on me; I sensed him coming from quite some distance away. A series of rose bushes sprang up beneath his feet, binding him where he stood. I approached as he tried to cut through the enchanted vines. "Really, my boy...face me head on or face me not at all."

"Works for me!" he cried, finally breaking free of my trap and ramming a blade through my ribcage.

"That suits you more."

[Gefechtsbereit]

(Sucky roll is sucky. Damn youuu, dice.)
Willi frowned when he saw that his opponent was Emma. He had come to respect her, yes, but he was still wary of her. The officer tipped his cap in greeting, wincing as he had to move his injured arm. "Hallo, Fräulein."

Emma nodded in reply. "Hello, Officer." She eyed his wounds, how tightly wrapped his body was in bandages. She considered letting him surrender, seeing as he was in the worst condition ever, but she knew that he wouldn't. So she drew her sword, and figured that she'd just go easy on him. "Are you ready?"

Willi glanced to the sword and frowned. He had no skill with blades. The officer took out his trench knife, as though it would be of any help, and nodded. Emma immediately started on the offensive, driving the officer back with ferocious strikes, just narrowly missing his skin. Willi managed to parry some with his knife, as thankfully it was big enough to at least be somewhat useful, but of a sudden, just moments into the duel, his parries weakened, he seemed to grow pale, and his eyelids drooped. Then, without warning, he collapsed. It seemed his weakened body couldn't take the stress of battle just yet.



@ Next Opponent: "I don't care what you do to me. Just get it over with."

[Zachary Charon]

"Oh, I've got plans for you, pal. Bweh heh heh..."

I took him out for drinks. Poor guy had a rough bout with Emma and I felt bad for him. 3nodding

TNP: "Don't blink."

[Alnette an Dearg]

"Glory to Her Infernal Majesty!"

Zach... A person I liked to call friend. He was a good fighter, and rather interesting to boot. I approached him with a coy smile, spreading my wings slightly and swaying my hips as I walked. I had nothing against trying to charm my own friends. I winked, hoping he'd fall victim to my charms.

Big mistake.

He wound back his fist for a punch and it was engulfed in phoenix fire. The blow caught me by surprise and I was slammed against the wall with enough force to shatter bones. I fell to the ground, defeated. I would beat him soon, I knew that much.

@ Next poster - "Shall we?"

[AMIANTE]

"Glory to the working man."

A chant to parallel her's. For the working man was who deserved such glory. Such praise.
Whoever She was, she deserved no glory. Sounded like a play on a band name--coughHIMcough--or maybe an homage to Satan.
Who probably didn't even exist.

But when she uttered those two simple words that she always seemed to, Am could not reject. He nodded, with the slightest of smiles, "We shall." And to Am's pleasant surprise, she was unarmed. A fairer fight, no? He threw fists in the air quickly, having arms bend and keeping those hands near his chest. A standard fighting stance. While her's were out just a bit more, and it was clear she was going to be the one to take the offensive first.

The close quarter combat went on for quite some time, with each fighter so determined. Pride fueled them. The young man was able to get in one hell of a punch that would get her down. He withdrew his hand, which was still outstretched. His other fingers coming to rub the palm. Hell, that even hurt him.

She was on the ground, hands to her stomach. Am looked down to her, soon offering his hand and pulling her up. A strange thing for him, camaraderie. "You good?," he asked. Alnette would nod, though thoroughly weirded out by his act. Why wasn't he smashing her face it?

"Good."
With that one word, he left.
Alnette still with brows cocked. Just standing there.
"Uh..."

[TheChaoticGoddess]

"Glory to... Why do I have to glorify something? Fine, lets see...Glory to sweet chaos! Ahahahaha...ahem."

My opponent cocked one eyebrow at my sudden manic bought of laughter. I have to admit, it was slightly uncharacteristic of me. I wondered if this battle dome wasn't unraveling my divine mind ever so slightly. I cleared my throat and stared at my opponent with the usual wry smile on my face. Eying him carefully, I slowly realized he was unarmed. How very foolish, I thought to myself.

"No pipe today, hmmm?"

He shook his head.

"All the worse for you then," I said in a sing-song voice.

I formed black energy into the palm of my hands and began flinging it wildly at him. I wasn't even trying very hard to aim. They crashed against pillars, crumbled walls and created cracks in the battledome ground where they made contact. I gave into the pure extasy of wreaking havoc and let out another mad laugh before I realized the mortal was still dodging every single one of my attacks.

I snarled angrily and charged at him intent on snapping his neck with my bare hands if I had to. I would not lose to him again! I lashed out at him but to my surprise, I missed. He however, did not and the blow to my stomach sent me back against a wall of the battle dome. I screamed in a rage then turned around at the sound of crumbling behind me. The wall which I had damaged earlier fell down on me and crushed my mortal frame.



@np: "Oh, its you..."

[Gefechtsbereit]

(I'm sorry this took so long to edit. There was an emergency that I needed to see to.)

The officer rubbed his forehead as he stepped into the arena. He wasn't feeling all too well still, being faced with defeat after defeat in both the arena and on the battlefield. The blood loss from his battle wounds made him ill to the stomach, and made his skin grow pale. His cold grey eyes scanned around the arena for his opponent, and then finally his gaze fell on Eris. The officer frowned. The goddess again. How was he supposed to even have a chance of winning?

Eris snarled, and said flatly, "Oh, its you..." Willi did not understand her distaste -- after all, had she not won every fight that she had fought against him? The officer took out his pistol, but felt that it would be of no use to him. After all, she would just deflect it.

Eris furiously started to pitch her balls of dark energy towards the officer. One hit his wounded arm, and of a sudden it jolted in pain. The officer cried in surprise from the sudden onset and nearly dropped his pistol, but the spasms of sharp pain only angered him. He took quick aim and fired, fired, fired. His bullets missed him by just millimeters, but one or two found their mark, and Eris shrieked. She threw a few other balls of dark energy at him in a futile attempt to defeat him, but he dodged all of them and returned her attacks with bullets.

Eris, again, was hit, and figuring that her human form wouldn't last this punishment much longer, she grudgingly surrendered and disappeared from the arena in a puff of smoke.

@ Next Opponent: "Ready for combat!"
v (Awww, this was my only good roll of the day.)

[Alnette an Dearg]

"I'm as ready as I'll ever be!"

Speed was going to be Alnette's weapon against Willi. she had promised him a fight, so she would fight him without her charm. She dashed towards him, ducking under has arm and snatching his gun from his hand. She tossed it to the side and looked at him with a smirk. "I'd surrender if I were you. There's a drink in for you when you do." Though Willi hated surrendering, he knew that Alnette would win if he didn't. Grudgingly, he surrendered and accepted Alnette's offer to buy him a drink. they could fight another time.

@ Next poster - "I'm ready for you! Bring it on!"

[Nazynri]

"Certainly."
Scribbler saluted the baroness, stowing her sketchbook in favour of hand-to-hand combat. The two combatants took to the air, exchanging punches and kicks in a blur. Alnette had the upper hand that battle; the succubus was at the top of her form and had no troubles twisting out of the way. Scribbler's unschooled blows met nothing but air.
The baroness grew tired of dodging eventually, disappointed in the lack of challenge, and without a word sent a forceful uppercut at Scribbler's jaw.

The vampire was knocked clear of the arena, landing unconscious in a tree somewhere outside its walls.

TNP:
"Y-you're bleeding already?"

[Varnyte]

Nazynri saw what became of me. My once strong and rough body was now scarred and stain with my blood. I smelled the air and tried to tract her blood. " I can smell you...." I turn my head and took more sample of air. "You're there ! " I said as I pointed my machete at her direction. She smile and rush in. My sense of scent wasn't as good so I didn't know how fast she was coming in. My reflexes only let me dodge half of her attack. After a few minutes, I was down and bleeding from all around.

V Go ahead and kill me. It not like it's going to hurt any less then I am right now !

[Little Stories]

Alice, being pumped up for her first fight of the night, found disappointed at the sights of her opponent. Glimpse from her red eyes, she saw Varnyte bleeding vigorous amounts of blood. Kinda made the saloon gal sad inside, but that passed by quick.

She step carefully to the vampire nazi, held her revolver close to her broad chest. Alice seeing him in pain made her chose his small defeat. She grabbed Varnyte's head tight and plunged her revolver into his ear gently. Closing her eyes, she pulled the silver trigger rough. There he goes.

[Varnyte]

*Checks the list for her name* Oh wait. I can't see...

Since my sight is gone. I've had to remember if her name was cross out of the list yet. " Nope..." I said as I sniff the air for her scent. She thought that I was going to be an easy target since I couldn't see a thing. Sadly she was wrong. When she tried to inflict more damage to my arm, my reflexes allow me to dodge it. I then sniff the air one more time and smile as I charge in her direction. She fire a few more shot but all of them miss. She tried to reload her revolver but I pounce on her before she could. " Alice, is it going to hurt you less then it's going to hurt me but on the bright side...you're off the list !" I said in glee as I used my arm to pinn her down to the ground and then sink my fangs deeply in her neck. She scream and struggle as she felt her life being drain one slip at a time. Her strength was so powerful that it almost shook me off but I manage to hold on until she lose conscience. After she fainted, I took some of her off off my list and cross off what I thought was her name on the list. instead of crossing out her name, I cross out Nrwk.

V You wouldn't kill a blind vampire, would you ?