Battledome! ((Read First Post!))

My new years' resolution is to:

Lose Weight	12.7%	[ 15 ]
Find Love	8.5%	[ 10 ]
Get a Job	14.4%	[ 17 ]
Conquer Fears	11.0%	[ 13 ]
Graduate	9.3%	[ 11 ]
Persue Talents	11.9%	[ 14 ]
Buy a Car	2.5%	[ 3 ]
Move	5.1%	[ 6 ]
Endorse Ganja	7.6%	[ 9 ]
Murder More Monsters	16.9%	[ 20 ]
Total Votes:			[ 118 ]

[Saint of Beasts]

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A man with a cadre of succubi? Fight fire with fire, say I.

So I dropped my pants. This blinded Rusty, but the succubi's eyes were riveted to me. As I unleashed the sexy no-pants dance of all no-pants dances, they passed out, overwhelmed as they were.

Victory.

[Alnette an Dearg]

"Let's give it another try..."
While Saint was busy with his no pants dance, I took athat opportunity to sneak up on him and stab him from behind.

[Incorrigible King Rusty]

"Here we go!" Instead of concentrating on the battle, I continued my indecent activities with my entourage of beauties. One seemed rather insulted that our current opponent tried to stop us. She attacked, but she was quickly overpowered.

[Alnette an Dearg]

"You disgust me..."

I refused to face my opponent. The fact he'd perform such lewd acts rather than fight like he should, just disgusted me completely and utterly.

[Mocha-with-a-Goat]

Hmmph...you're one to talk....

After the amount of pure evil I had to put up with last evening, I wanted to gut Lady Alnette like a fish. However, the surrogate soul Saint of Beasts gave me did some pretty weird s**t.My armor turned a brighter gold and suddenly I had wings of pure energy. "When the ******** did I get a hyper mode????!!!" I yelled confused.

Before I realized what was happening, I caught Lady Alnette in a flurry of strikes from my gladius. One final blow and she was sent against a wall and splattered. My hyper mode ended and I fell to my knees, a little confused.

[Alnette an Dearg]

"I may be suicidal to try this, but it seems others are cowards..." I went to strike at Uncensored, but he switched into hyper mode and utterly slaughtered me. Damn, I need to get stronger so I could get revenge.

[Saint of Beasts]

"Some of the others are party to his cause."

... was all I was able to sputter out before she beheaded me.

[Alnette an Dearg]

"His cause? What good is his cause?"

Still annoyed by me defeat at the hands of Uncensored, I lunged at Saint and slashed, decapitating him.

[Incorrigible King Rusty]

"Time to get down to business!" After concluding my earlier business, I absorbed the hellish double of my succubus Delilah. However, my body did not get accustomed to the power as soon as I would have liked.

[Alnette an Dearg]

"I've always disliked men who take advantage of succubi."

[Mocha-with-a-Goat]

My cause is to conquer all! But Necropolis stands in my way. So the wolves and I have formed an alliance.

Apparently my new power can't be used all the time. When I failed to activate it, Lady Alnette laughed and drove her sword through my face.

[Saint of Beasts]

Never say die.

UNCENSORED! Rise!

*using the soul-seed I planted in his chest at the making of our new alliance, I reanimated Uncensored, Chi energy replacing the usual ac/dc current in his metal veins.*

"My brother in arms. We cannot have this. Fight me now, and give it everything."

He knew my style, so he reverted to a classical Gladiator stance, unleashing a hail of lightning-fast stabs in my direction. With supreme footwork, I avoided every blow, then set him back to the ground with a foot to the chest. Sitting on his metal a**, he looked a little dejected. Well, as dejected as a machine with no facial expressions can look.

"Try harder next time, brother."

And so I disappeared.

[Mocha-with-a-Goat]

Ow...that hurt! Another sparring match!

Arrgh....I kept sparring with Saint to unleash my new power at will. However, it will be awhile. Until then, I need to just keep training. Necropolis will fall.....

[KamiKaze1337]

I lead the combined armies of the Techolait and the Necropolis to the gates of Techno Rome... We smashed the gates with ease. Completely Uncensored's Machiene army was no match for the Flames of Desire. My solders and I torched our way through the ranks, but I saw that CU was in a jet and retreting, along with what was left of his forces. Although I won, I cant clame total victory until I have his crown.

[Saint of Beasts]

"He's not retreating."

The whole of the Techolait and Necropolis armies turned to face me. Kaze, at the fore, bugged his eye out of his head when he saw.

"He's letting me have my turn."

I stomped the ground, sending a massive earthquake through his ranks. With his soldiers stunned and confused, I ran across the pile of writhing bodies, straight up to their commander. He set his spear against my charge...

But it was no use. I simply took the shaft of the spear in my hands and wrested it away, and began to beat him with the blunt end. Each smack was satisfying. Having done this, I impaled him on his own spear, then threw it, javelining the weapon along with its' owner, off into the night sky.