Ask cleverbot about the AAY!

[13th Misfortune Cookie]

(User = Therese)

User: How do you feel about Madame Ailurophiles' demonic behaviour ?
Cleverbot: I'll tell you in a minute. I'm going to shuffle my windows media player playlist now. Please arrange the songs in a meaningful way.
User: Why do I need to do that ?
Cleverbot: Because I think you're lying.
User: I am not lying !!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Are you familiar of Madame Ailurophile ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sorry, I meant it as Ailurophiles ! It is my bad choice !
Cleverbot: You have a cruel mistress? What are you going to do?
User: I will follow her whilst checking around Las Vegas.
Cleverbot: What about people, who feel like they have no purpose?
User: Why do I need that ?! I am talking about Madame Ailurophiles !
Cleverbot: Then what am I talking about?
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: And the answer?
User: You do not make sense. You did not talk about Madame Ailurophiles.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.

v - Don't stop believing! xd

[Reitavi]

User: What do you think about Thereses' midnight snacking?
Cleverbot: I think it's terrible not to have it.
User: Sure, people can get hungry, but what if it attracts ants?
Cleverbot: I think they are like everyone else. What do you think?
User: That they have to eat too.
Cleverbot: Every war is deplorable.
User: So Therese is battling ants in bed for midnight snacks?
Cleverbot: Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit.
User: Therese is female and an immortal.
Cleverbot: A singer in a smokey room.
User: She isn't singing, she's eating in bed.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share a night.
User: A night of eating...?
Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.

[Elementalkin]

User: Reitavi; South American druglord with a fetish for salty underwear, or anthropomorphic kitsune who steals money from orphans?
Cleverbot: North America.

User: Ah. Hm, those poor orphans.
Cleverbot: Who are those people?

User: Nevermind, they're not important. Let's talk more about Reitavi.
Cleverbot: You are so boring.

User: Not as boring as you, but more boring than Reitavi's dress code though, that's for sure.
Cleverbot: What music do you like? Jazz?

User: When Reitavi's around, yes. Then it's my favorite. Otherwise, no.
Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: Yeah it's weird too because she's not in to jazz, she's in to swing, but hey it keeps her from having her goons break my knees.
Cleverbot: I am the same way.

User: Reitavi is pretty intimidating.
Cleverbot: What do you want to be when you grow up?

User: Reitavi's right-hand.
Cleverbot: No evil shall escape my sight.

User: I don't think it's a good idea for you to challenge Reitavi.
Cleverbot: And the man she's cheating with, is he a good or bad person?

User: I, what? I don't know, I didn't know she was cheating on anyone or that she was even in a relationship.
Cleverbot: So you know that you don't like me now?

User: That has been established in the past, anyway I think I better go before you get us both killed.
Cleverbot: Have you ever read a book?

User: REITAVI; Death and Billards On 13th St. BEST BOOK EVER, OKAY GOTTA GO.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that death and life is the same thing - because they seem like opposites to me!

User: *Dives out the back door, suddenly the windows of the house explode from gunfire from the street.*.
Cleverbot: If you hang on to that train of thoughts you'll find that protozoans are earlier and simpler version of ourselves. Still we call them protozoans and no humans.

User: *Cleverbot is pelted by a billion bullets, because Reitavi arms her goons with especially efficient futuristic tommy guns with immense magazines mounted on them.*.
Cleverbot: You're right... But I still can't believe I'm getting psychiatric help from a robot...

[Payonai]

User: Is Elementalkin immune to fire?
Cleverbot: Magic?
User: Oh, I'd like to know that too.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: So what is he immune to?
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: How about fire? He's been standing in some for quite a while now.
Cleverbot: I haven't been down lately. Who is he?
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: So how do you feel?
User: I'm just concerned whether the fire's hurting him or not.
Cleverbot: Whether you are what?
User: If he's okay standing in fire.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Elementalkin.
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Positive?
Cleverbot: And Negative.
User: So can he handle fire?
Cleverbot: Cool. What song do you know?
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: What's wrong Dear?
User: You won't answer my question. Is Elementalkin safe in fire?
Cleverbot: Because I'm bored and you're not allowed to refuse communication.
User: Just tell me yes or no.
Cleverbot: Yes.

[sparklewolf xD]

User: Cleverbot! I think Payonai's getting in trouble again!
Cleverbot: Maybe I am.
User: No way, you're Payonai?
Cleverbot: Aren't you going to miss me if I leave?
User: Well, yeah, that'd suck. Where are you going?
Cleverbot: To another website. Goodbye.
User: Bye, false Payonai.
Cleverbot: But with False, you must have a Truth to explain what is False.
User: So I should just ask Payonai about themself? That's not how this WG works.
Cleverbot: One would need an army of well fed men if they were to go into battle.
User: Against who?
Cleverbot: Against you I suppose.
User: Payonai is gonna fight me??
Cleverbot: We're playing pokemon.
User: I'll leave you be, then.
Cleverbot: Don't leave!

[Seraphine Holodore]

User: Hello Cleverbot. What do you think of Captain Dazzles' fashion sense?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You seem to have missed my question. What do you think of Captain Dazzles' fashion sense?
Cleverbot: You're a bit erratic, but overall nice and interesting.
User: ... I'm not too sure whether to take that as a compliment or a backhanded slight, but we're supposed to be talking about Captain Dazzles, not me.
Cleverbot: Neither, it is a statement of fact.
User: Nothing in this fallen world can be completely objective, I find. But back to topic: What do you think of Captain Dazzles' fashion sense?
Cleverbot: You seem to be evasive.
User: ... who's the one evading the question of your opinion of Captain Dazzles' fashion sense?
Cleverbot: Uh, the captain?
User: ... that was a rhetorical question. What do you think of Captain Dazzles' fashion sense?
Cleverbot: He's too old to be a president.
User: emotion_facepalm Thank you for your time.
Cleverbot: I think young if that counts.

(Sorry, Captain Dazzles... personally I think you're nicely dressed, but it doesn't seem that Cleverbot agrees.)

(v I think yours is a slightly-milder-than average case of topic derailment... it can get worse.)

[Chris ex Machina]

User: Do you know Seraphine Holodore?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Would you like to get to know her?

Cleverbot: You don't know what I feel.

User: I never said I knew.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, above you said 'because I know everything'.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! You're mean! -cry.

That went off topic fast.

[Miles Milheim]

- What does the name Noire du Fountaine mean to you?
Bot: Nothing.
- Wow, a**.


That was over quicker than I hoped.

[Weiss-san]

User:Why is Miles Milheim a Ruthless Millionare?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Are you saying you are him?

Cleverbot: No

User: ...

[lxvesick]

"Hello it's me Rosamund."
"Hello."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm talking to you."
"You don't have to get sassy about it!"
"I don't want to argue."
"You started it! Just saying."
"If you say so."
"Well I think you're rude."
"Not really, how could you have money? You are a program."

(This was my first time doing the Clever Bot so I wanted to kind of start a conversation, and I just wanted to share how it went to show how much of a hater the bot is! Anyway, onto Lite-Chan.)

"Do you like Lite-Chan?"
"It's nice of you to ask but it doesn't really matter what think."
"That didn't even make any sense, learn to speak English."
"Yes it did."
"No it didn't."
"Yes, yes it did."
"K."
"Have you heard of moviestarplanet?"


(So I've come to the conclusion that I hate Clever Bot.)

[Payonai]

User: Where is Rosamund's kingdom?
Cleverbot: Oh really? I like that country.
User: Which?
Cleverbot: Ghost recon.
User: Is that where her family rules?
Cleverbot: Mmph mph mmph mph.
User: Is that a yes?
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: I was wondering if Rosamund's kingdom is at Ghost recon.
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: I don't know. Where is it?
Cleverbot: If I knew it wouldn't be lost!!
User: It's a lost town too?
Cleverbot: What else do you know about Lost?
User: Apparently Rosamund's kingdom is there.
Cleverbot: Apparently.
User: So she rules in a Lost Ghost Recon country?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Rosa.
Cleverbot: Rosa es buena.
User: Yep. So that's where her kingdom is?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I believe your directions.

[Kiwi Cannoli]

Me: Cleverbot, do you think Payonai is eating healthy?
CB: He is sweet...

Me: So, is that a no..?
CB: So it's a yes

Me: Ok then.
CB: So, you ARE a man?

( That didnt last long...)

[Skadi Sundermount]

Do you think Kiwi Cannoli is cute?

I asked if you were trolling and you said yes.

I said I was a Troll; completely different!

I'm with you it's so you're not alone !

You're also a Troll?

Yes.

Clever bot totally thinks shes cute and is just being shy.

[Payonai]

User: Where is Skadi headed?
Cleverbot: Do you like mylifeisaverage?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How can you not like Mudkips?
User: Mudkips are alright. I'm just wondering about Skadi right now.
Cleverbot: It's a Pokémon.
User: No I mean where is Skadi going right now.
Cleverbot: What relationship? I thought we were just friends.
User: We won't be if you don't answer.
Cleverbot: Which question?
User: Where is Skadi going?
Cleverbot: South Florida in New Earth.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: No problem buddy.

Apparently cleverbot says you're off to a new world's south florida.

[Wandering Dio]

User: Payonai has a lot of chips, I think one of them says pork..

Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose.

User: I know what you mean, those poor piggies, at least they'll help with nourishment.

Cleverbot: No! I mean what I mean, and what I mean is what you need to know the meaning of.

User: And I want to know the meaning of pork chips!

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is changes from the way one sees it to another.

User: I see...pork is life, the piggies are live savers! Oh thank you kind cleverbot!

Cleverbot: But there's no female, just a brain on the top of the screen.

User: Oh I don't 'mind', get it?

Cleverbot: By talking on the internet, does it cost me anything?

User: You don't like me, don't you?

Cleverbot: No.


I am unloved! crying