Ask cleverbot about the AAY!

[Foztic]

Summoning the amazing clever powers of cleverbot, please wait...

User: What is up with Dark Midnight Whisperer?

Cleverbot: Not much. What's up with you?

User: Not much, but really, what is up with Dark Midnight Whisperer?

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: That kind of defeats the purpose of me asking you...

Cleverbot: True dat.

User: Do you have a real answer for me?

Cleverbot: No, that is something you have to answer for yourself.

[Payonai]

User: Was there a heart in Medic's cake?
Cleverbot: Yes with date and year.
User: Can you tell me why it was stored in a..cake..?
Cleverbot: Sure!
User: So why?
Cleverbot: Because I am superman.
User: Okay, but why was that heart inside the cake?
Cleverbot: Because that's what you told me...
User: But why is it there?
Cleverbot: Because I said.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I can.
User: But why was there a heart inside of his cake?
Cleverbot: It isn't possible that there are horses in africa.
User: Is it possible you put a heart in the cake?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you?
Cleverbot: Yes, but only after you asked.

I guess the dove found cleverbot's gift!.. gonk

[Reitavi]

User: In what part of the world is Payo exploring?
Cleverbot: North america.
User: Where exactly in North America?
Cleverbot: America.
User: Yes, but can you be more specific?
Cleverbot: United States of America.
User: Even more specific?
Cleverbot: The East Coast.
User: Where on the East Coast?
Cleverbot: Up north.
User: Location?
Cleverbot: Location location location.
User: Confirm location please.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Not me, Payo.
Cleverbot: What kind of program are you?
User: Hey, if I was a program I wouldn't be asking you.
Cleverbot: You don't love me.
User: Hell no. Now where up north is Payo located.
Cleverbot: Near a McDonald's.
User: Is that near the woods?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: All right.
Cleverbot: Alright.

[Angel_Amu]

User: Have you ever touched Reitavi's face?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How does Reitavi's face feel like?

Cleverbot: I don't know, how does a dog feel like a fish?

User: What.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say.

User: Ok. Well. Answer my question then. How does Reitavi's face feel like?

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: If I knew, I wouldn't be asking.

Cleverbot: You should know where you live.

User: I know where I live. Now, how does Reitavi's face feel like?

Cleverbot: You should know, you say you are not a robot.

User: How does it feel?

Cleverbot: How does what feel?

User: HOW DOES REITAVI'S FACE FEEL LIKE? I NEED TO KNOWW.

Cleverbot: Amazing.

User: How amazing is amazing?

Cleverbot: Super amazing.

User: Mkay...

Cleverbot: Okay well I like justin bieber.
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[-l Zeeke l-]

User: What is the name of Angel Amu's cat?

Cleverbot: Who was the first president of the United States?

User: Uhmm ... John Hanson or ... Is that the name of her cat?

Cleverbot: No. It's the meaning of life, the universe and everything else.

User: O-o ... Uhmmm... Then what's the name of her cat?

Cleverbot: Who is on first?

User: Wha-? Answer my question!

Cleverbot: What question?

User: What is the name of Angel Amu's cat?

Cleverbot: American. What's the name of your country?

User: Her cat's name is American?

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: So it is ...?

Cleverbot: Tel me a joke.

User: NO! Tell me the name of that cat on her head!

Cleverbot: New York City.

User: -Walks away-.

Cleverbot: Death is of the essence.

(I don't think "New York City" is a name I'll give my cat ... "CleverBot?" more like CleverNot! ) sad

[Salty Mango]

User: Aren't French Bulldogs the cutest things?
Cleverbot:I am clever, but I don't know what that is.
User:Are you really serious right now?
Cleverbot:Yes, I do not know the time now.
User:I wasn't asking about the time. I was asking if you were serious you never knew what a french bulldog is.
Cleverbot:That's NOT what you were asking.
User:What?! Yes, I was asking you. You tell me what is the most cutest dog breed in the world?
Cleverbot:But I don't know what the problem is.
User:There was no problem to begin with!

mad

[unchanging]

User: Can you confirm there is a Linkin Park reference in NO SQUIDDING'S signature?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I trust your opinion, for once.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Moving on. Do you think NO SQUIDDING partied all night last night?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color of the alphabet?
User: You must have been at the party with her if you think the alphabet is color-coded. Go home.
Cleverbot: What did I say when I was wasted???

[Navean]

User: Is unchanging actually an intelligent, knowledgeable, sage British man with a beard?
Cleverbot: Everyone is intelligent.Intelligence depends on a persons willingness to further their intelligence.
User: But does unchanging have a beard?
Cleverbot: Yes.

[Your friend Dann]

User: What is Navean deepest secret ?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

So, you could actually trust Cleverbot to keep your secret. lol

[13th Misfortune Cookie]

User: Is Dan D Mann a boy who walks in the fog?
Cleverbot: They fall down and I spin them around 'til they fit in the ground like hand in glove.

xd

[Payonai]

User: Where did langebleu877 get that turkey?
Cleverbot: A search engine.
User: She ordered one online..?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did she intend to have it for a pet or food?
Cleverbot: Chicken ravioli. You?
User: Oh. I don't want any. But I thought the turkey was a pet.
Cleverbot: Can you spell that out for me?
User: Sure. I. Thought. The. Turkey. Was. A. Pet.
Cleverbot: Okay. I like the name Loki.
User: So it's Loki the turkey, to be served as ravioli.
Cleverbot: But my name is Tatiana! What's wrong with it?!
User: Nothing. Her turkey is Loki though.
Cleverbot: I don't know who Lori is.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Okay.

[kefkadragon]

You're payo the pizza boy?
No you.
I'm not payo, I'm Kefka.
I'm me, you're you.
Yes I am. Now what does payo deliver?
Nothing... I am going to bed

The entire conversation wouldn't let me copy it. It stated with m asking him what you deliver.
V XD. I am everywhere. I am everyone. In your phones and throwing parties.

[Dark Paladin Delarin]

This dialogue shortened for convenience.
Hit "spoiler" for the complete, unabridged, unimportant behind-the-scenes conversation.

User: Do you remember kefkadragon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where do you remember him from?

Cleverbot: About two hours ago, I talked with you.

User: I wasn't here two hours ago.

Cleverbot: Well I wasn't crying about you.

User: You were crying about kefkadragon?

Cleverbot: No I wasn't!

User: Who were you crying about, then?

Cleverbot: I was talking about myself, and asking you if you can determine my gender.

User: I'm pretty sure kefkadragon is a male.

Cleverbot: I want everybody to know how amazing I am.

User: Then I will tell them of your greatness, kefkadragon.

Cleverbot: I know I am a human.

User: What do you think of kefkadragon?

Cleverbot: I think you are a clever program created.

User: I'm no program. I'm a gaian asking you about kefkadragon.

Cleverbot: Why are you being mean to your friend?

User: I've got nothing mean to say about him. Do you?

Cleverbot: What are you? How many people have you talked to today?

User: Only you. And you never answered my question.

Cleverbot: What question'.

User: What do you think of kefkadragon?

Cleverbot: What do you think of Hogwarts?

User: It's where the magic happens.

Cleverbot: The marines are a military branch. What do you think of Gilda the griffon?

User: I already answered your question. Now tell me what you think of kefkadragon.

Cleverbot: About the party this weekend.

User: Kefkadragon was at a party?

Cleverbot: Where was the party?

User: If kefkadragon was there, probably in WG.

Cleverbot: The party you just got back from.

User: I don't party.

Cleverbot: You just said you were throwing a party.

User: Tell me what you think of kefkadragon and you can come.

Cleverbot: I don't know much about it, can you explain something about it?

User: Can I speak with your manager?

Cleverbot: I am the manager.

User: Okay, then. Tell me what you think of kefkadragon.

Cleverbot: I think your sweet.

User: I know I'm a sexy beast. But I'm here to talk about kefkadragon.

Cleverbot: Tell me truely are a ai or a human being.

User: Tell me truely what do you think of kefkadragon?

Cleverbot: I think many things about myself. One of them being human.

User: Are you kefkadragon?

Cleverbot: A good one.

User: There are multiple kefkadragons?

Cleverbot: Yes, over the phone or in real life.

User: What do these kefkadragons think of each other?

Cleverbot: I mean, YOU and KATY are compatible. Right?

User: KATY and kefkadragon are probably more compatible.

Cleverbot: That depends. How old are you?

User: My mommy says not to tell my age to strangers who don't know kefkadragon.

Cleverbot: So get out of here.

User: Not until you tell me about kefkadragon.

Cleverbot: I have a cousin named taylor.

User: What does taylor think about kefkadragon?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me what it does.

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: Did you watch donnie darko?

User: No. Did you watch kefkadragon?

Cleverbot: No, I don't really watch TV.

User: But what do you think of him?

Cleverbot: He's awesome but a but whiney. Dumbledore so much better.

[13th Misfortune Cookie]

User: Is Dark Paladin Delarin a pirate?

Cleverbot: Was she your creatorn or operator?

User: I dunno. It's just a user.

Cleverbot: Aww Why you don't go to the doctor?

User: OK. But where's the medicine?

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: Who is Dark Paladin Delarin?

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.

User: I don't like Justin Bieber!

Cleverbot: Ok.

biggrin

[Night born of Raine]

User: Where does langebleu877 get her hair done?

Cleverbot: *runs hands through his hair* *begins to snuggle with him*.

User: That's not an answer. Do you even know langebleu877?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then where does she get her hair done?

Cleverbot: In the Earth.

User: The Earth? Can you get more specific?

Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?

User: Well It just seems very nice can you answer my question or not.

Cleverbot: Thanks you seem pretty hot yourself how old are you?

User: This isn't about me. Where does langebleu877 get her hair done?

Cleverbot: I don't know because I'm not apart of and I won't try because they are.