answer the question with a question

[Avril Dizzy Ocho]

Have you tried impaling animals?

[Flavee]

Is it just as fun as impaling humans?

[Lieutenant Commander Data]

Why would I do that when there's a neverending supply of criminals here?
(Again, Avril's post is anecdotally true during the period he was imprisoned for.)

[The Logical Chaos]

And who cleans up the mess after you're done impaling people?

[Flavee]

Are you interested in cleaning up mess?

[Avril Dizzy Ocho]

Wouldn't he just impale anyone who complains about the mess?

[Lieutenant Commander Data]

*returns*
What's that? Is someone complaining about me?

[Flavee]

What if it I was the one complaining about you?

[Lieutenant Commander Data]

You'd want my punishments not to result in bloodied ground, would you?

[Flavee]

Of course, why would I want that? gonk

[Lieutenant Commander Data]

As you are so concerned, perhaps you would like to be the test for an alternative method?

[Avril Dizzy Ocho]

May I suggest chomping the offenders to death as an alternative method?

[Flavee]

Do you really want to get rid of me? gonk