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Hello, my friends. I am new here. You may know me through my father, Sir HOT BOD II, who once galloped through this community and touched the hearts of millions. Alas, his GLEAMING REFLEXIVE OILED TANNED HOT BOD caused an unfortunate accident. He was on his merry way to a large event in his honor when his beautiful figure shined the fires of the sun directly into the eyes of a driver, causing the driver to swerve directly into him. No damage was done to his HOT BOD, but his heart stopped almost instantly.

I am here to carry on his name. I will show you the true wonder of my SLEEK OILED BIONIC TITANIC SENSITIVE MAXIMUM HOT BOD!


I mean, unless you don't want to see it...


HOYHOYHOYHOY
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Oh god, one of the best intro I've ever read XD
Hello, welcome to Gaia biggrin
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Hello, my friends. I am new here. You may know me through my father, Sir HOT BOD II, who once galloped through this community and touched the hearts of millions. Alas, his GLEAMING REFLEXIVE OILED TANNED HOT BOD caused an unfortunate accident. He was on his merry way to a large event in his honor when his beautiful figure shined the fires of the sun directly into the eyes of a driver, causing the driver to swerve directly into him. No damage was done to his HOT BOD, but his heart stopped almost instantly.

I am here to carry on his name. I will show you the true wonder of my SLEEK OILED BIONIC TITANIC SENSITIVE MAXIMUM HOT BOD!


I mean, unless you don't want to see it...


HOYHOYHOYHOY


Haha you're great. That's hilarious.
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Can tell you will be a laugh on here biggrin nice to meet ya smile welcome to Gaia
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Hello, my friends. I am new here. You may know me through my father, Sir HOT BOD II, who once galloped through this community and touched the hearts of millions. Alas, his GLEAMING REFLEXIVE OILED TANNED HOT BOD caused an unfortunate accident. He was on his merry way to a large event in his honor when his beautiful figure shined the fires of the sun directly into the eyes of a driver, causing the driver to swerve directly into him. No damage was done to his HOT BOD, but his heart stopped almost instantly.

I am here to carry on his name. I will show you the true wonder of my SLEEK OILED BIONIC TITANIC SENSITIVE MAXIMUM HOT BOD!


I mean, unless you don't want to see it...


HOYHOYHOYHOY


Brilliant.
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What a great intro. That made me laugh. mrgreen

Welcome to Gaia!
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You seem like a pretty funny dude, Sir Hot Bod. pirate
PM with any questions. I'm happy to help.
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Hello, my friends. I am new here. You may know me through my father, Sir HOT BOD II, who once galloped through this community and touched the hearts of millions. Alas, his GLEAMING REFLEXIVE OILED TANNED HOT BOD caused an unfortunate accident. He was on his merry way to a large event in his honor when his beautiful figure shined the fires of the sun directly into the eyes of a driver, causing the driver to swerve directly into him. No damage was done to his HOT BOD, but his heart stopped almost instantly.

I am here to carry on his name. I will show you the true wonder of my SLEEK OILED BIONIC TITANIC SENSITIVE MAXIMUM HOT BOD!


I mean, unless you don't want to see it...


HOYHOYHOYHOY
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Sir HOT BOD III
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Hello, my friends. I am new here. You may know me through my father, Sir HOT BOD II, who once galloped through this community and touched the hearts of millions. Alas, his GLEAMING REFLEXIVE OILED TANNED HOT BOD caused an unfortunate accident. He was on his merry way to a large event in his honor when his beautiful figure shined the fires of the sun directly into the eyes of a driver, causing the driver to swerve directly into him. No damage was done to his HOT BOD, but his heart stopped almost instantly.

I am here to carry on his name. I will show you the true wonder of my SLEEK OILED BIONIC TITANIC SENSITIVE MAXIMUM HOT BOD!


I mean, unless you don't want to see it...


HOYHOYHOYHOY

LOL well hello there!
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Sir HOT BOD III
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Hello, my friends. I am new here. You may know me through my father, Sir HOT BOD II, who once galloped through this community and touched the hearts of millions. Alas, his GLEAMING REFLEXIVE OILED TANNED HOT BOD caused an unfortunate accident. He was on his merry way to a large event in his honor when his beautiful figure shined the fires of the sun directly into the eyes of a driver, causing the driver to swerve directly into him. No damage was done to his HOT BOD, but his heart stopped almost instantly.

I am here to carry on his name. I will show you the true wonder of my SLEEK OILED BIONIC TITANIC SENSITIVE MAXIMUM HOT BOD!


I mean, unless you don't want to see it...


HOYHOYHOYHOY


Um. OOOOK.. RIIIIGHT..
Well, Welcome to Gaia.
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Hello, my friends. I am new here. You may know me through my father, Sir HOT BOD II, who once galloped through this community and touched the hearts of millions. Alas, his GLEAMING REFLEXIVE OILED TANNED HOT BOD caused an unfortunate accident. He was on his merry way to a large event in his honor when his beautiful figure shined the fires of the sun directly into the eyes of a driver, causing the driver to swerve directly into him. No damage was done to his HOT BOD, but his heart stopped almost instantly.

I am here to carry on his name. I will show you the true wonder of my SLEEK OILED BIONIC TITANIC SENSITIVE MAXIMUM HOT BOD!


I mean, unless you don't want to see it...


HOYHOYHOYHOY

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