HaydenCallaghan
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Believe it or not, I'm actually new here. Joined up... two, three hours ago. Been tricking things out so that people don't start coddling me like a toddler. Wait, coddle + toddle = rhyme, doesn't it?
Coincidence. xp
Anyhow, my original avatar was dressed like a ninja, and I'll tell you now, I do NOT support the ever-growing fanbase of uber-steampunk high-tech super-soldier godly ninjas like everybody else. Nope, I support these guys:
Yep. Pirates.
Now, I wouldn't exactly call myself a Pirate buff, but I do know, in reality, a ninja has black eggs, ninja stars, swords, poison needles, and crap like that, but Pirates have flintlocke pistols, craploads of padded armor, flintlocke blunderbusses, and when the guns become susceptible to jamming, cutlasses, knives, and hooks. Well, if their hands get blown off. So, in reality, just like a Spartan could wipe a ninja off his feet and on to his a** in a second, a Pirate could blow the s**t out of a ninja, and still have all their booty in tow.
And yet I just KNOW somebody's going to try and argue against that. They always do! What the hell do I need to add, an anchor strapped to a grenado?!
(Oh, by the way, a grenado is a pirate grenade, usually filled with nails and tacks and other painful crap that could tear you apart.)
Well, I'm rambling, I'll shut up here.
Bet this is one of the more interesting introduction threads, right?
Coincidence. xp
Anyhow, my original avatar was dressed like a ninja, and I'll tell you now, I do NOT support the ever-growing fanbase of uber-steampunk high-tech super-soldier godly ninjas like everybody else. Nope, I support these guys:
Yep. Pirates.
Now, I wouldn't exactly call myself a Pirate buff, but I do know, in reality, a ninja has black eggs, ninja stars, swords, poison needles, and crap like that, but Pirates have flintlocke pistols, craploads of padded armor, flintlocke blunderbusses, and when the guns become susceptible to jamming, cutlasses, knives, and hooks. Well, if their hands get blown off. So, in reality, just like a Spartan could wipe a ninja off his feet and on to his a** in a second, a Pirate could blow the s**t out of a ninja, and still have all their booty in tow.
And yet I just KNOW somebody's going to try and argue against that. They always do! What the hell do I need to add, an anchor strapped to a grenado?!
(Oh, by the way, a grenado is a pirate grenade, usually filled with nails and tacks and other painful crap that could tear you apart.)
Well, I'm rambling, I'll shut up here.
Bet this is one of the more interesting introduction threads, right?
