The Ghost of Zombie Jesus
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- Posted: Fri, 23 Apr 2004 16:53:14 +0000
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Here at GNPM, we have certain..."standards" we like to uphold as good members of Gaia Online (TM). Among those standards are proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation. These three things show a certain level of care and attentiveness that we like to foster here in GNPM. Frequenters of our thread lacking in these attributes may find themselves ignored, politely asked to leave, or just generally disliked.
Thank you for taking the time to read through this important message, and if you didn't, allow me to, on behalf of all of us at GNPM, say, "SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT."
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Thank you for taking the time to read through this important message, and if you didn't, allow me to, on behalf of all of us at GNPM, say, "SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT."
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Preface: GNPM Welcomes YOU
The second incarnation of "Gaia's Non-Prominent Members," this thread was designed to provide a familiar discussion arena to the people of GD that are not "too cool" to be nice. 8Bones founded the original thread in February, then left Gaia. In its placed was erected a newer, more prosperous GNPM. While the first reached 1000 pages in two months, this thread reached 1000 pages in two weeks. So if you're looking for a place to hang out and talk about your day with kooky people who love to love, this is the thread for you. No elitists ignoring you or telling you to go away. No talk of Wicca, goths, gay marriage, abortion, or other GD snoozefest topics. No flames. Period. Come on in and feel the love. wink
-SZJ
PS: Anyone who wants a title or wishes to change their title, PM me with what you would like it to be, and I will make the appropriate changes to the member list as soon as humanly possible. I am here to serve YOU. wink
Purpose: (Original post with updated member list)
So wrote 8Bones on the 20th of February, 2004:
Ok, so most of us would not be considered "prominent" but should that keep us from having an exalted place to talk while others fear to enter?
NO
I demand justice.
No more shall the non-prominent members of gaia have to lurk in the G.D. fearing for their status by sucking up to the more prominent members.
So, who in your mind are the most non-prominent members of gaia?
The people who are nobodies but you still see them around?
By flaming this thread you certify that you are a moron and that you hate your life and that you are pathetic.
Members:
These are our non-prominentres.
8bones: Teh Genius
Leeshy: Emperor
Peri-chan: Grand Empress
Kyuu: Official unofficial member
Omajinai: Fashion Consultant
AfterLife: The Royal Swedish Chef
Jayjayne: Concocter of Evil Plans
Ruevian: Mechanic
Celeste Verselles: The Master of the Monkey Punch
Eyeliner Addiction: Royal Make-Up Artist / Royal Advisor
Moriquendi: Police Officer/Keeper of the Royal Hitferrets
_Z_Gouken: The Revolutionary
The Apocalyptic Dove: Royal Jester
Failure_to_Comply: Royal Corpse
Weja: Royal Spaz
Placebo_obsessive: Royal Media
XSilverWolfx: Royal Superhero
Chiakarui: Royal Cheerleader/ Event Coordinator
Strawberry Cat: Thor the Beard’s Royal Assistant
Strawberry Angel: Royal Beard’s Wife/Cactus of Doom
Ebisumaru: Royal man-whore
MorningStar: She who extinguishes the flames
Sweet Zombie Jesus: God
Isuki-Chan: Goddess
Raven The Coon-Bear: Official Coon-Bear™
kitty-chan: Official Kitty
DownWithoutAFlag: The Playboy Bunnie
Caitiebear: Queen of minions
Fehitir: Royal ground hog
Traelgor: he who would like to be on the list
Iya: Royal Sexiness
Fuzzykit: Grand Peacebreaker
Suicidal Idol: The Irate Pirate
Drive: Driver?
NuclearOops: Emo Cult Sensation
Kuro Nami: The Poisoned Muffin.
Amurana: Royal fangirl
Sariss: Destroyer of evil and bringer of much sexiness.
Aratariel: the Sugar Momma
geekchik: Official Thread Grandma (cuz she bakes and crochets and stuff)
[eCLaiRS]: French Pastry Boy
Sir Calvin Penfold: Sword of Justice and Aide-de-Camp to Sweet Zombie Jesus
Brandon_P: Smiter of evil, destroyer of worlds, eater of cookies
B_type13: the voice of reason (unless drunk)
nekogirlfive: The Sardonic Bard
Miaka Starlight: Comedic Relief
Mimiroo: Royal Arts Advisor
Crack-Baby Dandelion: Cheeese Burrito/Hypotenuser of Doom
BSLuGeth: Lurker Ninja
The Procreator: the SZJ Impregnator
CrazyAlien8: Crack Monkey
Blood Joker: Lord of Snoggage
Kawaii NekoKun: Official Cat Emperor (Emperor of all that is feline)
Iwahara: The Awesomest Thai Food-Loving Icelander Ever
Adrienne_Malfoy: Girl Who Wears the Cheese
Xavior Hinoarashi:Wielder of the Mallet of Hell, Pokemon Scientist, and offical Moogle of this thread. Also: Lord of Galaxies and God of all things Dessert-Related
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid: Official Cow-Loving Schizo of GNPM
Amana De Ross: She who is too nice for her own good
Hiro Matsukai: Teh Under-appreciated.
Sakura_Shard: Royal Defeater Of Giant Space Kittens
Camet: The Young'un
Ayomide: The Lag-Generator
Spinelle: Teh No-face
Aier: T3h l337 h4x0rm45t3r
Bad Blood: Official Evil Donutmaker
SporkMaster5000:The New and Improved Spork Master
Luftballoons: FBI (federal booty inspector)
Wraithy: Too good for a GNPM Title, SZJ fan girl #69 O:
Silver Eye Snake: Musical Entertainment
Corbyn Dallas: The non-Italian Stallion
Sub Zenyth: Royal Metalsmith
Yamiburraku:Keeper of the Swedish Fish
Vamp X: Vamp doesn't need a title. He is Vamp.
Burgalveist is teh sucks: The Almighty
DyslexicSquirrel: Force is strong the, with one this
Kiya911: Faerie Girl
Allegro: Cute Fuzzy Kickable Thing
Bat Wings: The Governess of the Dead Sea
Sub Zenyth: Asha'man
Stem: Vamp X's b***h
RaKRoK: Wielder of the Cheese
Sagara_SakuraRk910: Official Whipper
Riika: Kyuu's Clarinet playing minion
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Tsuchirinhon: No Italian Mumbo Jumbo Needed
Not Quite Sane: Insane b***h We All Love
Liten Rosa Pille - Kyuu's Pink Monkey Princess
Cienar - The Threadkiller and Amazing AT Whore!
Greatest Common Factor - Lord of Mathily Delights
Faeryloverette - Happy to Finally be on the List
Previous titles (stolen directly from GBP):
The New GNPM: A New Era of Non-Prominence
GNPM: How Squirrels High on Peanut Butter Once Bit My Sister
GNPM: Shouldering the Hours Away
GNPM: While Isuki is away, make babies not pages.
GNPM: Fun With Swedish
GNPM: You'll find us in Kyuu's kärleksgarderob
GNPM: Because thinking is hard work
GNPM: Gender-Bending
GNPM: Sweet Chiliad of Love
GNPM: Tonight's top story- Is Iceland too cool to be invaded?
GNPM: We bid farewell to the Lord of Snoggage
GNPM: GD isn't getting dumber; you're just getting smarter.
GNPM: Folklore of the Common Man
GNPM: Got male? We don't.
GNPM: Wanna Fanta, dontcha wanna, wanna Fanta?
GNPM: Welcome, ninja lurkers.
GNPM: Wanna Fanta, dontcha wanna, wanna Fanta?
GNPM: Vamp X makes one helluva pancake.
GNPM: Right, Marge. SZJ's married and beer kills brain cells
-a lot of titles dissappeared due to paginating-
GNPM: Still trying to find our niche. XP
GNPM: Non-promenince on the go!
GNPM: Where arse fez is sexy.
GNPM: Post for free Devil's Tail!
GNPM: Home of the Nicest Flames on Gaia!
GNPM: OMFG + Beak + Monocle = Cool. biggrin
GNPM: Ninja Lovers Anonymous
GNPM: 20,000 pages!... Again! biggrin
GNPM: Calling FEMA! Our toilet has exploded!
GNPM: If it isn't transexual, it's something else.
GNPM: Ring by later, we're at the event. Link on page 20576.
GNPM: Lag makes us all sad pandas. sad
GNPM: Cooties are all the rage
GNPM: OMGYAYIT'S XMAS TIME.
GNPM: In the GD again? (look for Pinkword's thread)!
GNPM: Sprok and Alium sittin' in a tree...
GNPM: Heart Attack in a Box!
GNPM: School? NOWAY!
GNPM: Owners of the... FOOT-STICK!
GNPM: Do you know where your towel is?
GNPM: Password required.
GNPM: ******** Some Duck
GNPM: Just Say No to Cyringohn
GNPM: The height of wit - "lol blowjobs"
GNPM: Cienar might be a transvestite. 100g a guess.
GNPM: Chortle Id... dead? O_oo;
GNPM: Chortle Id... hates his friends? O_oo;
GNPM: Boo!... scared you, eh?
GNPM: Flashers Anonymous Meetings Held Weekly
GNPM: We lost the game
GNPM: Worst idea ever
GNPM: Pora bear. <333;
We've replaced our blood with GNPM
GNPM: Sticky White Love Goo
GNPM: Stickin' it where it does belong.
GNPM: Steve is our middle name.
Nothing is better than GNPM.
GNPM: The Knights of Good!
All's Quiet on the GNPM Front.
Old Polls:
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OMGLOVE? O__O; <333
Yes, I rock.
45% [ 924 ]
Yes, you rock.
11% [ 234 ]
Yes, WE rock.
42% [ 856 ]
Total Votes : 2014
Yes, I rock.
45% [ 924 ]
Yes, you rock.
11% [ 234 ]
Yes, WE rock.
42% [ 856 ]
Total Votes : 2014
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Who loooooves DUCKS!?
OMGOMG! I DO~! oWo;
41% [ 806 ]
Wtfno, they suck. D:<
22% [ 427 ]
I use those feathery creatures for personal purposes. >w<;
35% [ 689 ]
Total Votes : 1922
OMGOMG! I DO~! oWo;
41% [ 806 ]
Wtfno, they suck. D:<
22% [ 427 ]
I use those feathery creatures for personal purposes. >w<;
35% [ 689 ]
Total Votes : 1922
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How many toes(x) do you have?
Five ;D
20.2% [ 647 ]
Seven. Wtf? oWo;
7.8% [ 251 ]
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+0=x
23.6% [ 758 ]
I have no toes. Shutyerface. T_t
6.7% [ 214 ]
Po.. tay.. toes?
41.7% [ 1340 ]
Total Votes: 3210
Five ;D
20.2% [ 647 ]
Seven. Wtf? oWo;
7.8% [ 251 ]
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+0=x
23.6% [ 758 ]
I have no toes. Shutyerface. T_t
6.7% [ 214 ]
Po.. tay.. toes?
41.7% [ 1340 ]
Total Votes: 3210
