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Post: 18156449_1 created on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:42:39 +0000
Posted: Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:42:39 +0000

HELLO THAR MUGGLES, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ME. IF YOU DON'T, I RECOMMEND YOU HURRY UP AND FIND OUT ABOUT ME, BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

WHICH HAPPENS TO BE ALOT.

ANYWAYS, I'LL LET YOU IN ON THE TOP SECRET DETAILS RELATING TO THIS QUEST. BY READING THIS, YOU ARE SWEARING NOT TO REPEAT IT TO ANYONE. IF YOU DO, I SHALL KNOW. CAUSE IM KOOL LYK DAT. cool

SO YAH. RIGHT NOW MY AVATAR IS VERY PLAIN. ACTUALLY, AT THE MOMENT, I DON'T HAVE AN AVATAR.

I KNOW WHAT YOU THINKING.
"MY LORD, NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR CURRENT AVATAR! IT IS BEYOND BEAUTIFUL! IT IS THE ESSENCE OF YOU! gonk "

BUT BE QUIET, YOU FOOLS! I KNOW I AM A GORGEOUS BEING, BUT I AM NOT QUITE DONE YET. I COULD BE EVEN PRETTIER, EVEN SCARIER, EVEN BETTER.

I KNOW.
IT'S JUST SO...
RAWRSEXII. <3

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Post: 18156449_2 created on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:43:26 +0000
Posted: Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:43:26 +0000

HERE'S AN EXAMPLE FOR THOSE WHO ARE TOO STUPID TO COMPREHEND THE SEXINESS:

SEE? THE TARGET HAD NO RESPECT FOR SHADOW LORD VOLDEMORT. TSK TSK.

WHICH IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF SEXY LORD VOLDEMORT:

SEE? SEXY LORD VOLDEMORT HAD THE TARGET BEGGING FOR MERCY BEFORE HE KILLED HIM.

WHICH I MIGHT NOT HAVE DONE IF HE WASN'T SO UGLY <3

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Post: 18156449_3 created on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:49:36 +0000
Posted: Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:49:36 +0000

SO... WHAT DO I WANT FROM YOU, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE ASKING? WELL, I SHALL BE NEEDING ASSISTANCE ON THIS MOST PERLIOUS TASK. SO, SHOW YOUR LORD A LITTLE LOVE.

ESTIMATED TOTAL: 27,406 GOLD.

LYK, WOWZ.

THE ITEM LIST INCLUDES:
COLONIAL CAPE
HEART BOXERS
MONSTER BROWN PAPER BAG

EDIT- I GOT THE MONSTER PAPER BAG. NOW PH33R MEH.
EDITEDIT- I ALSO GOT MY BOXERS.

LYK, WOWZ WOWZ WOWZ.

SO, ANYONE WHO DONATES SHALL BE PUT HERE ON THIS LITTLE LIST. I CALL IT "THE LITTLE LIST OF PEOPLE NOT TO KILL." IT IS IMPORTANT, IN A WAY.

DONATORS:

AishaLove
chibimama
Flavoured Condom
CrazyAlien8
Morwynn
.k a t ! e.
[ A.O.Z.U. ]

BUT LORD VOLDEMORT NEEDS MORE! MORE I SAY!

ALSO, SCROLL DOWN TO SEE MY SIDE QUEST...

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Post: 18156449_4 created on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:58:15 +0000
Posted: Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:58:15 +0000

SIDE QUEST:

CALLING ALL WIZARDS/ EVIL DOERS!

~ARE YOU IN SEARCH OF A LITTLE MORE ACTION IN YOUR LIFE?
~DO YOU FEEL DEPRESSED AND ANGRY?
~WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE OUT YOUR ANGER ON SOMEONE ELSE?
~WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE LIVING?

IF SO, THEN YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE PERFECT CANIDATE FOR BEING A DEATH EATER! DEATH EATERS... EAT DEATH.

AUDIENCE: FO REAL?!?

LORD VOLDEMORT: NO, NOT REALLY. THEY JUST CAUSE MAYHAM AND DESTRUCTION.

AUDIENCE: OHHHH...

SO, IF YOU ARE FED UP OF YOUR MUNDANE LIFE, JOIN THE LEGION OF THE DARK LORD! IMPRESS FRIENDS, FAMILY AND OTHERS WITH YOUR EVIL SKILLZ!

TO JOIN, DECLARE ALLEGIANCE TO THE DARK LORD, THEN ADD HIM TO YOUR FRIENDLIST. BUT BEWARE! THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER!

SO HURRY! JOIN NOW!

THOSE WHO HAVE DECLARED ALLEGIANCE:

1)Vixenish
2)[Masterbating_Butterfly]
3)Flavoured Condom
4)``~~rainbowriver~~``
5)The Magical Pixie-Horse
6)`Crow
7)chibimama
cool Luz is a Dorkus
9)darkroxas13
10)CelestialXDawn
11)Golden Wisp
12).k a t ! e.
13)[ A.O.Z.U. ]