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Post: 808485_1 created on Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:16:50 +0000
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Welcome to the bar that will shape the world you live in. We who own this bar are as the name suggests, 'Stressed Australians' XD
Well not really, but we can get stressed out fairly easily domokun
But anyway, food and drink for all, enjoy your time here, if you need any anything, don't hesitate to ask blaugh
Oh and we serve basically everything, but Australian stuff is our speciality
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News

26/1/08 - First news of the new year. It's Australia day today and it has been very Australian. We also all have a long weekend to look forward to. Rejoice.

Staff

DNA_Guru: Head Chef/Manager
Arayis: Co-Owner/Bar Person

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The Regulars
jozzwa 2 - The best of my customers, a flying Dutchman. He is a good honest friend 3nodding
Yoruba - Official Villian of the 'Stressed Australian Bar' - Yoruba is one of Arayis and I's friends from school. We all get along fairly well :3 Yoruba also has his colourful counterparts Evil_yoruba and Nagungo to keep our bar story flourashing.
Alexie_Dennison - Keeps the bar going and well, is just a bit of a nut.
punski - Another of the BHS crew that Arayis, Yoruba and myself are well aquainted with. Great to see her here. Also owner of the unholy army of the dead.
Yevan - A young lad who has expertise in the field of computers, and regularly joins in our many weird and wonderful bar storylines...

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Post: 808485_2 created on Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:20:33 +0000
Posted: Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:20:33 +0000

*Walks over behind the bar*
We try to be here as much as possible, but with work, uni and our own lazyness to contend with we aren't on as much as we'd like to be.

A few simple rules for everyone:

1: DNA and I own this bar. We have the right to throw you out on your a** if your mean or rude.

2: There are locals here (see above) if they dont like you, we wont stop them throwing you out on your a**.

3: Punski and i are commanders of an undead army, continue to annoy us after we throw you out and we may just let them eat you. (loss of limbs is not covered in our insurance so you've been warned)

4: Just have fun. We are really nice people and if you treat us right, we;ll do the same to you.

5: Well, there is no 5, i just like the number. >.<

6: All events are optional, if you dont want to join in them then thats ok, just dont go making everyone else life hard because you dont want to participate...

Ok well you know the rules now, cant believe you bothered to read em but thanks for doing so anyway. Its not uncommon for all out war to happen in this place, so dodge the bullets, the missiles, the teddiz and the undead, and come to the bar for a nice aussie drink.

Arayis, (co-owner of this bar)

Record of events!

Ok so I've decided to painstalkingly go through all 1000 pages and find our little monuments, so here it goes...

Page 100 reached: Sept 11 2004
Page 200 reached: February 27 2005
Page 300 reached: October 4 2005
Page 400 reached: March 11 2006
Page 500 reached: March 31 2006
Page 600 reached: May 23 2006
Page 700 reached: August 22 2006
Page 800 reached: October 13 2006
Page 900 reached: November 23 2006
Page 1000 reached: January 28 2007

Events and random storylines!:

My penguins go psycho: page 114 (It was all Yo's fault)

A random battle due to Yo eating someones head, resulting in Yo going Queeny style and popping out babies left right and center...: Page 126

Still going at page 139...

We meet Yo's experiment, 626, and a loving battle with it ensues starting at page 169.

Alexie joins in the fun: Page 194 (I can't find anything earlier but if I'm wrong please don't hurt me gonk )

Much randomness Fills the next couple 'o' hundred pages...

Punno joins in the fun on page 304, and bring in her unholy army of the dead 3nodding

The first War between the Unholy army of the dead and the Teddiz was declared on page 312 with Yo slapping Pun with a tuna XD

Our first christmas with the now Family, Page 330-335

Avatar glitchy goodness, Page 362

Yo picks up the RPG again, resulting in explosions and whatnot, Pgae 372

Another random storyline page 398 including startships and teddiz

Evil Yo joins the bar around page 426, bringing new storylines with him.

Puns brother appeared in the Opening ceremony for something, page 436

We visit Shauns driveway on page 446-447

Our first meeting with the 6 foot ork comes on page 497

YU-Gi-OH Sweeps the bar and we meet our first real Villan, NAGUNGO! on page 504, and thus starting a new storyline heavily influenced by yugioh again later on in the 500's and then on and off again till 1000...

Starting on page 600 we found ourselves part of an award show, where everyone dressed up and Evil commented on our, uh, outfits...

...And another random storyline came about around 609...

Much to Yo's disgust Soccer fever swept over the bar during June/July of 06 as we all stayed up till wee hours of the morning to watch our aussie's play the likes of Japan, Italy, and other great nations until we unfailry lost the Italians crying

Another storyline focusing on Yo and his split personalities and had nothing to do with Yugioh for a change started around 660.

But not to be outdone NAGUNGO made anotehr appearence from page 675.

On the fourth of september (page 710), We lost our hero Steve Irwin in a freak sting ray attack. Steve is a legend and will never be forgotten.

After a few months off from the madness of storlines we pick it up again at page 770 with talk of Kingdom Hearts 2.

...Which rolls over page 800...

...And on page 821, with the end of Ratakan we found ourselves morphing into a heavily influenced KH2 storyline (which was never finished XD)

The bar got spammed by Punno on page 881

Madness engulfs us into the 900's...

On the 12 of december Alexie got hacked crying (page 950-951)

And we celebrated Christmas and Roze's b'day (965)

On Jan 28th (Page 99 cool We started another new Storline, this time it included the Kraken, Jack sparrow, NAGUNGO! and anything else we care to lob into it, as it is our current storyline ^__^

And 2 pages later we enjoyed reaching 1000 pages, which for us is no small achievement by us all.

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Post: 808485_3 created on Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:24:20 +0000
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Archive

07 News

3/8/07 - Australia were booted from the cup on penalties in the quarter finals to Japan. Iraq the eventual winners and I wish them the best.
Now for the club season.

8/7/07 - The Australian Asian Cup campaign has kicked off with a thud a lucky draw against Oman. We played terribly but at least we survive to fight another day.
Onward to glory. Cup winners always have shoddy runs in the group stages.

26/1/2007 - Happy Australia Day all, hope everyone has a nice time at the beach and BBQ's, and hope no-one gets too sunburnt...
Oh and Pun, Have a nice day at work, heres hoping its a lazy lazy day for you 3nodding
heart Rae

14/1/2007 - HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!! Huzzah for our bar being in its 4th year and still going strong! 3nodding
Hmmm well its getting exciting around here because we seem to be drawing near our 1000 page! Who will take out the first post?! Its a mystery (Lets hope its not spammers sweatdrop )
Anyway our summer holidays are still in full swing with everyone still having 2 weeks till its back the grind of Uni, TAFE or school again.
Ok well gotta go, bai!
heart Rae

06 News

26/12/2006 - Merry Christmas to all our Patrons and guests, and I hope everyone got what they wanted off Santa! 3nodding
Not long now till the new year rolls in, and I am still yet to catch up with Scotty even though he is in Ballina! gonk The joys of having a job and family commitments...
Mmmkay well hope yall had a great christmas!
Bai! heart Rae

22/12/2006 - OMG ITS 3 DAYS TILL CHIRISTMAS!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!
Yeah Its me Ray again, I've taken over our leader to make a short update and just letting you all know christmas is coming!!! Yay!~ >_< ^__^
Ok weeeeell I should go now, bai!
heart Rae

15/12/2006 - Wellity, wellity, here I find myself back in Ballina struggling to find a job. I can't help but feel that any effort to gain employment will be thwarted by my 'inexperience'. It's all a bit much if you ask me. But anyway, Uni went alright for me last semester and I'm ready for the next. Also I think the humidity at the moment is in 90% region. UGH!

11/10/2006 - Thought I'd add an update of my own. Exams on the horizon but I feel I'll still be here just to rewind and relax. Unfortunatled of late I've been unable to do that, but hopefully a resolution will be reached soon.
In other news, the Socceroos play Bahrain tonight with the majority of the World Cup squad intact. Bahrain adversely are missing all the players that played against Australia in their home leg.
My Queensland Roar are doing well at 2 on the table, I hope they keep it up.

10/10/1006 - Just a quicky to say hi and all is going well for us in uni life home life and gaia life, and only 43 days till the ashes start! woo for cricket coming back!
Hope your all enjoying your time here, and I'll see ya soon!
heart Rae

1/10/2006 - WOO for Kingdom hearts 2 coming out and having it take over and dominate our lives! xd As you can probably tell its me Ray again! Just dropping in to announce the new event being cooked up by Danny! Yay! Wonder what he is gunna do this time ^____^
Did i mention how awesome Kingdom Hearts 2 is? I did? Well it is, its so much fun 3nodding
Ok well gotta run, have a good time yall!
heart Rae

12/9/06 - Legendary V8 supercar driver Peter Brock has died in a shock accident in a rally. Yet another great leader of Australia perishing before his time.
Lest we forget.

4/9/06 - Today is a dark day for Australia. Steve Erwin has been killed. The Australian icon was filming for his new show when a stingray barb pierced his chest, reportedly he died instantly.
Australia will miss him and we of this bar will miss him. Lest we forget. *bows head*

13/8/06 - Well I thought it was about time 'I' posted a little message. I think I'm back with Gaia again, not sure how long though. At least until mid-semester exams. It's good to be back though.

27-07-2006 - Well with the soccer well and truly over we have moved back into our usual lives again of uni, work and posting here sweatdrop ... The nagungo saga turned out to be a smashing success, hopefully we won't be seeing him again anytime soon, and I look forward to our next exciting storyline, which im sure someone has in the works at the moment, perhaps a nice war would do? 3nodding ... Destroyer is off in spain for 3 months, we wish him all the best over there, just dont piss any bulls off and dont wear red and you'll be fine! whee
Ok well tahts seems to be all, till next time!

11-07-2006 - Italy has won the world cup, and soccer in australia will continue to grow in popularity I imagine.
A new (or old) storyline has started again. We welcome back our good friend Nagungo, and I'm looking forward to seeing how this storyline will play out.

20-06-2006 - We lost against Brazil gonk It was a pretty crappy game actually, the ref was being a meanie to us stare so yeah that means that we now have to draw or beat croatia to continue on... I think we should win though, it'd be nice to see us go through to the next round in this...

16-6-2006 - OMG AUSTRALIA BEAT JAPAN 3-1 IN THE FIFA CUP MATCH!!! *Runs around screaming for joy* Uh, Yeah this is Arayis AGAIN ruckkusing our leaders Avvie so we have fresh updates, DNA ARE YOU STILL WITH US?!!!!??!?!?! gonk ...Anyway not alots happened, the continueation of Uni, or in Dans case, the never-ending job hunt, KEEP AT IT DANNY! FIGHT ON!!
The bars reached 620ish pages, and almost 10,000 replies! I'm so happy! *wipes away a tear* Our little bars getting so well-loved...
Uh uh uh we have a Guild now, the stressed aussie guild, so yeah its there and its awsome...
Ok i think that'll do for now, Night all and
GO AUSTRALIA!!!! WE WILL CRUSH BRAZIL!!!

9-3-2006 - WOO! again this is arayis ruckussing the account of schotteh becuase it seems our leader has fallen! gonk WHERE ARE YOU DNA?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!
Ok, moving on, we have a new banner *points up* see? isnt' it pretty? *nods* I think its only fair our patrons be rewarded with a pretty banner ^_^
Um.... Uni seems to be going well for all, staying in touch over gaia helps alot... Dan is still decalring war, but thats ok, fun fun fun for all! Oh and we are nearly at 400 pages So i've decided that whoever is the LAST post on page 400 will get a sealed envelope from me! (Unless its you punno then there isn't any point)
Asimple rule, you have to have been here for a few days, no just randomly coming in and posting till it reaches 400 so you get a sealed.... I will determine who's who when the time comes.

Ok i think thats all for now, time to run off into the black hole that is muh life! tata!!! *runs off*

25/1/06 - Hehe this is Arayis ruckusing DNA's account to give you all an update! >.< It seems we have been successful in our university acceptances, with eveyone going for one hetting an offer, This means hat the DNA will be leaving our small town for the city of Brisbane, but its only 3 hours away, so all is not lost!
Our thoughts now turn to Yoruba, and if he will ever manage to get himself a job for the to come xd , seeing as he didn't want to go to uni like the rest of us sheep (BAAAAAA!!!)
WOO! Tomorrow is Australia Day! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!! Another excuse for us to party-hardy all day! 3nodding
Hehe i'd better go, DNA's probably gunna kill me for this but our loyal patrons must be kept up to date!!!!! blaugh
This is Arayis, posing as DNA, signing off!
*runs away*

7/1/06 - Well it's a new year in the SAB, we welcome all patrons with open arms for a third year.

05' News

17/12/05 - UAI results have been released and I guess a dissappointment for some and jubilation for others. Arayis and I will still get into Uni, I'll get to where I want to go and as will she.
Unfortunately not all can say the same, but to those who didn't make the cut I say there is a brighter light, wait a year or 2, mature age for the win. Never the end of the world.
But well done to those who made it on first try, I commend you, you are the people who worked the hardest to achieve the best results.

27/11/05 - Twas my birthday today and I did do the much anticipated drinking. Arayis and luvRyde accompanied me and my Father on our local pub crawl. It really was good fun, adn I didn't get asked for ID once, I was cut in a way but it was good. Thanks guys for a fun filled night.

11/11/05 - HSC is over for all our fellow New South Welsh students. An end to an era of our lives for sure, but it will only grow fonder in the memories of those who enjoyed it the most, and took it all in to a point of ecstacy.
I thank you my friends and colleagues, we did it. 13 years, but we did it. Congratulations to all.

9/9/05 - I speak for Arayis and I both when I say we're over ******** school. Revision, Revision, Revision. The Three hated R's. Yes, it's tedious, but only 2 more weeks until school's done forever. Thank jesus.

28/8/05 - Trials went well, and the Speaking Exams went as good as possible for Arayis and I. WE should be around a little more often but times being what they are I couldn't guarantee that. Thanks to those supporting the bar.

28/7/05 - Trial Examinations next week, Arayis and I will be studying hard so we won't be around for two weeks or so. We also have our Japanese speaking exam the day after our trials finish so that's that Saturday ruled out. Thanks and wish us luck.

27/6/05 - Coming up on end of term 2. We'll be in the bar a tad more often perhaps. We have our trials soon so there'll be study for that. Hooray for the main page being back.

30/1/05 - And we're back to the books. Arayis, Yoruba and myself are back into the HSC course. I won't be around as often to be sure but you get that.
Good luck to us in our final year!

Quote of 04'

Yoruba

*pictures scott sitting in a gaian street playing a little violin thingy singing SPIDER MAN SPIDER MAN WHERE HAVE YOU GONE SPIDER MAN!*

'04 News

21/12/04 - Well it's the end of another sucessful school year for Arayis, Yoruba and myself. We have 5 weeks of boredom up our sleeves, expect to see us around more often ;3

12/11/04 - Well I know it's been done before but Queenie and I have had a gender swap. And omg I think I'm in love with my avatar <33

29/11/04 - Well I'm back from my little 4 day trip in Sydney and let me tell you it was a blast, I really enjoyed myself. I picked up some great CD's in the shops, let me tell you, Utopia has the biggest range of music in Sydney. You go there, you'll be satisfied.
And well it was my Birthday on the 27th for all of those forgetful people out there D:

10/10/04 - My good friend Syrathos had his marriage today, I was unable to attend because of my sleeping tendencies XD
But all the best to him anyway
And on that note, Arayis, Yoruba and I are back at school tomorrow so less posting indeed

1/10/04 - Woo, we have a new banner! Courtesy of the wonderful (and beautiful ) Amenti! I'm ever so happy
And on another note, I'd like to welcome Syrathos to the staff

25/9/04 - Well Yoruba, Arayis and myself are now on holidays and loving it to be sure. Yet again we should be around a little more often....well at least I will

11/9/04 - Well I didn't expect to be saying this so soon XD Our 1000g prize goes to Takatia. Congrats to her on winning our little comp

10/9/04 - Since we appear to be approaching 100 pages, Arayis has offered to give 1k to the lucky poster. Let's knock those pages up quick

22/8/04 - Arayis has turned 17! Oh happy days. I wish her a very happy Birhtday

20/7/04 - Well it's back to the books for us for another 9 weeks, at least we'll be done with year 11 after this term, into our last 2 semesters of school after this term, scary prospect
But anywho Arayis and I are a bit behind in our work and such so don't expect us here too often.
Normally one of us will be here between 6pm to 10pm on Weekdays, that's AEST

3/7/04 - That's right, Arayis and I are on holidays now, expect to see us more often in the upcoming 2 weeks of our break

26/6/04 - Today my good friend's Wizler and Amenti have finally been married .It's just so beautiful
I wish them all the best

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Post: 808485_4 created on Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:25:37 +0000
Posted: Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:25:37 +0000

QUOTES!

Yeah This is gunna be my quotes section, where any weird/funny/random quotes that I like shall go.

Let us begin with one from our fearless leader Scotch.

DNA_Guru

Tastes like moo face.

A wonderful one from Pun and I:

Punno

Arayis

OMG PUN! Lets dance like monkeys and sing the doom song!!! 3nodding

I'M DANCING LIKE A MONKEY!!!!!

Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doomy, Doomy, Doomy, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doomy, Doomy, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doomy, Doomy, Doom

Ok i'm done now..

Oooo...Whats that?

One from the boys...

WarriorShadow

jozzwa 2

But but the mellon... It's vomiting in the lake of sweet thingy's.

Admit it.

You want to swim in the Mellon Juice river.

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Post: 808485_5 created on Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:27:35 +0000
Posted: Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:27:35 +0000

You can count on me blaugh
*tips beer onto floor* sweatdrop I better get that cleaned up 3nodding

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Post: 808485_6 created on Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:31:47 +0000
Posted: Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:31:47 +0000

DNA_Guru

You can count on me blaugh
*tips beer onto floor* sweatdrop I better get that cleaned up 3nodding

Im back!
* looks at beer on floor*
oh that better not be what i think it is..........
*sighs*

((whaaaaaa i have to go, im getting kicked off by my brother!!! gonk ))