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Naotas stuff: IF MIKE GETS ON, I'M JUST GOING TO TELL HIM.
Naotas stuff: I'M IN AMAZINGLY GOOD MOOD, REALLY HYPER.
Naotas stuff: I FEEL LIKE GETTING DEPRESSED. 8D
sniff your coke: YOU'RE A DUMBASS.
Naotas stuff: I KNOW. BUT, STILL.
Naotas stuff: I'D RATHER BE A DUMBASS, THEN A PANSY
Naotas stuff: OH MY GOD.
sniff your coke: wut
Naotas stuff: I JUST PUT -WAY- TOO MUCH CHAPSTICK ON. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAME ALL OVER MY LIPS.
sniff your coke: xDDDDDDDDDDDD
sniff your coke: PROBABLY MIKE
Naotas stuff: I didn't know it came out so fast!
sniff your coke: LOLOLOL. xDD
Naotas stuff: Yes. I just gave him a b*****b. He still doesn't get the point.
sniff your coke: Mike's a quickie.
Naotas stuff: Premature ejaculator!
sniff your coke: EVEN BY TOUCHING HIS d**k -LIGHTLY- BAM! HE CUMS.
sniff your coke: IM SRSLY SRS I BET HE SUX IN BED :TALK2HAND"
sniff your coke: :
sniff your coke: UGH
Naotas stuff: XD
Naotas stuff: Y, DID U SLP 2/ HIM?
sniff your coke: I WUZ TOLD BY HIS MUM
sniff your coke: she WUZ ALL "GURLLLL. MY SUN SUX @ FUKKIN"
AND I WUZ Like "WOAMN HO U NO?"
and all SHE SAYZ WUZ "O. I NO."

sniff your coke: I SHOULD GET MY HEADPHONES SUNDAY?
sniff your coke: OR MONDAY?
sniff your coke: ********.
Naotas stuff: Monday.
sniff your coke: monday.
Naotas stuff: No mail on sunday.
sniff your coke: THAT'S ******** GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
sniff your coke: ; w;;;;;;;;;;
sniff your coke: ******** UPS IN THE a**.
sniff your coke: GOD ******** DAMNIT.
Naotas stuff: BECAUSE GOD NEVER MEANT FOR MAIL TO BE DELIEVERED ON THE SABBATH!
sniff your coke: ******** s**t c**t.
sniff your coke: ******** GOD.
sniff your coke: AND ******** JESUS, WHILE HE'S ON THE CROSS. JUST NAIL HIM HARD IN THE a**.
Naotas stuff: : D When Jackie talks, rainbows and flowers fly out.

Billy: XD Our children would cause more damage then Hurricane Katrina, and the tsunami COMBINED.

Billy: They'd commit like, Genocide on the WORLD. XD

Jackie: WOO, MASS DESTRUCTION.

Billy: Our children would be the weapons of mass destruction that were never found. XD

Jackie: Because they'll never exist. We're saving the WORLD, Billy. BY NOT HAVING BABIES.

Billy: We should form our own religion, now.

Billy: "BY THE GOD, AND GODDESS NOT PROCREATING TOGETHER, THE WORLD WAS -SAVED-"

Jackie: ALALALALLA THANK THE HEAVENS SHA LALALALA.

Billy: Meg would be the equivelant of jesus.

Billy: 'cause she introduced us, therefore making sure we didn't meet a different way, and have babies.

Naotas stuff: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?page=1&t=11366533#597801785
Naotas stuff: Scroll down. XD
Naotas stuff: That's what I say, at bake sales for the asian culture club
Naotas stuff: "BUY OUR s**t? D:"
bemymetro sexual: My nipples hurt.
Naotas stuff: I'm sorry? D:
bemymetro sexual: I DON'T KNOW WHY.
bemymetro sexual: I hope my tits aren't growing.
bemymetro sexual: I don't want big tits.
Naotas stuff: XD
bemymetro sexual: I DON'T.
bemymetro sexual: THEY'LL GET IN THE WAY.
bemymetro sexual: And like, my bras are -ALREADY- tight.
Naotas stuff: XD
bemymetro sexual: I don't want big tits. ;~;
bemymetro sexual: I WANT THEM TO STOP GROWING NOW.
bemymetro sexual: BECAUSE IT'LL BOTHER ME ALL NIGHT AND IWON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP.
Naotas stuff: XD
Naotas stuff: JAckie.
Naotas stuff: You're retarded. XD
bemymetro sexual: ITS TRUE.
bemymetro sexual: MY TITS HURT BEFORE I HAD TO SLEEP.
Naotas stuff: I HAVE D-CUPS, I KNOW.
bemymetro sexual: AND I COULDN'T SLEEP.
bemymetro sexual: YOU DON'T -GET- IT.
bemymetro sexual: IT HURTS ALOT.
Naotas stuff: D: I'm sorry your tits hurt, Jackie.
Naotas stuff: BUT MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T TALK TO THEM ENOUGH.
Naotas stuff: THEY'RE ******** LONELY.
bemymetro sexual: BUTBUT, I SANG TO THEM LAST NIGHTTTTTTTT.
Naotas stuff: I love my poll, in my thread. XD
bemymetro sexual: I LOVE MY RHYME.
bemymetro sexual: FOR THE SAKE OF MY TITS, BUY BILLY'S s**t..S?
Naotas stuff: XD

bemymetro sexual: that hoe.
Naotas stuff: Ah.
bemymetro sexual: I totally forgot about that. xD
Naotas stuff: I'LL ME MARCHING AROUND IN GOLD PANTS IN NO TIME.
bemymetro sexual: GOD, BILLY. STOP IT.
Naotas stuff: DID YOU SEE IT YET? XD
Naotas stuff: I LOVE IT.
bemymetro sexual: YES, I DID. xD
Naotas stuff: LINE THE PAN WITH CRISCO WHEN I DANCE THIS DISCO
bemymetro sexual: YOU'RE RETARDED AND I HATE YOU.
Naotas stuff: XD <3
Naotas stuff: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THE GOLD PANTS, JACKIE.

Naotas stuff: And Jackie, the whole Mr.Darcia thing
be MyMeTROsexual: Mr. Darcy. D:
Naotas stuff: If I started trying to look like him - you're basically telling me to abandon hope, and become an american revolutionary war reenactor.
be MyMeTROsexual: xDDD
be MyMeTROsexual: HE WAS HANDSOME.
be MyMeTROsexual: COME -ON.-
Naotas stuff: JACKIE.
Naotas stuff: Sure.
Naotas stuff: BUT I'D HAVE TO BECOME A REVOLUTIOARY WAR REANACTOR.
Naotas stuff: I MEAN LOOK AT THOSE SIDEBURNS OF HIS.
be MyMeTROsexual: MINUS THE SIDE-BURNS, JACKASS.

Naotas stuff: I love "Take me out, tonight" Because of how weird she says out
Naotas stuff: It's like OWWWW-OOOOOTT
be MyMeTROsexual: xD OOOOOWWWUTTT.
be MyMeTROsexual: xDD
be MyMeTROsexual: ******** MY DAD FOR LAUGHING AT ME SINGING.
Naotas stuff: XD
Naotas stuff: MUSICALS MEAN WE CAN HORRIBLY SING ALONG. D:<
be MyMeTROsexual: :d
be MyMeTROsexual: biggrin
Naotas stuff: I have to admit, I've been going "LETS GO OOOOOWWWWUUUUUTTTT TONIGHT."
Naotas stuff: Get me Nintendogs - Dachshund. <3 =D
Naotas stuff: And I'm going to have to search long and hard to get you a shirt.
Naotas stuff: BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING ME NINTENDOGS - THUS IT NEEDS TO BE THE PERFECT SHIRT FOR YOU.A
be MyMeTROsexual: kay. xD
Naotas stuff: You know, I found the ONE thing that's good that comes from you moving.
Naotas stuff: And that is, I can now brainwash you into a video-game lover. =D
Naotas stuff: Once you play Zelda, Jackie. There's no turning back. D:<
be MyMeTROsexual: OH GOD.
Naotas stuff: You're either going to become super-DDR chick
Naotas stuff: Video game girl, that can eventually pwn all others.
Naotas stuff: All guys, I mean. XD
Naotas stuff: Or both. XD
be MyMeTROsexual: xD.
Naotas stuff: JACKIE, JUST IMAGINE IT.
Naotas stuff: You, beating Devon at DDR
be MyMeTROsexual: OH GOD.
Naotas stuff: Or you, beating me at Super Smash brothers
Naotas stuff: OR YOU DOING -BOTH-
be MyMeTROsexual: SWEET JESUS.
Naotas stuff: You can do it, Jackie. D:<

Naotas stuff: On a completely different and lighter note
Naotas stuff: JESUS CHRIST, I ******** HATE IT WHEN YOU TRY TO USE SOME LOTION
Naotas stuff: AND YOU USE A -COMPLETE- EXCESS.
be MyMeTROsexual: xD
Naotas stuff: SO YOU HAVE ALL THIS LOTION ON YOUR HANDS, AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL OF IT. D:
Naotas stuff: I LIKE, RUB MY ELBOWS, AND ARMS.
Naotas stuff: BUT THERE'S ALWAYS -STILL- TOO MUCH
be MyMeTROsexual: xD
Naotas stuff: I also hate the fact I'm ENDLESSLY putting on chapstick.
be MyMeTROsexual: I KEEP TRYING TO GET INTO THAT HABIT BUT I SUCK. ):
Naotas stuff: I'm not even doing it because I think I'm going to get kissed or anything
Naotas stuff: GOD KNOWS, I'M NOT
be MyMeTROsexual: OH AND I AM? rolleyes
Naotas stuff: HE DOESN'T EVEN -EXSIST- AND HE KNOWS I'M NOT GOING TO
Naotas stuff: But I just ******** -HATE- the feeling of chapped lips.
be MyMeTROsexual: I always lick my lips but it doesn't help
Naotas stuff: It helps for like, -30 seconds
Naotas stuff: But then it just gets MORE chapped.
Naotas stuff: And why we're talking about this type of s**t
Naotas stuff: I ENDLESSLY USE BLACKHEAD CLEARING SCRUB SHITS.
Naotas stuff: AND MY NOSE IS STILL GREASY TO THE POINT WHERE IT -SHINES-
be MyMeTROsexual: I USE THIS LOTION-ISH STUFF TO TAKE OFF MY MAKEUP. ITS WHITE AND LOOKS LIKE c**.
Naotas stuff: I REMEMBER THAT STUFF. D:<
be MyMeTROsexual: SERIOUSLY?
Naotas stuff: YES.
be MyMeTROsexual: OH.
Naotas stuff: Remember? XD We were all in your room, with the door closed.
Naotas stuff: And we put makeup all over your face. XD
be MyMeTROsexual: OH YEAH.
Naotas stuff: And I went downstairs by myself.
be MyMeTROsexual: Jaja
Naotas stuff: AND THEN YOU GUYS CAME DOWN, AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW AKWARD IT WAS.
be MyMeTROsexual: xDD
Naotas stuff: And meg told me how the stuff you used looked liked c**, and we went upstairs to look at it. XD
Naotas stuff: THEN THERE'S THE NIGHT YOU PUT MAKEUP ON ME.
Naotas stuff: BUT.
Naotas stuff: YEAH.
Naotas stuff: THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY, ISN'T IT? D:<
be MyMeTROsexual: Yes.

be MyMeTROsexual wants to directly connect.
be MyMeTROsexual: gdgsd
Naotas stuff is now directly connected.
Naotas stuff: Muh?
be MyMeTROsexual: xr Under The GUN: Yeah, sorry won't cut it this time.
be MyMeTROsexual: And you think I care if you hate me?
xr Under The GUN: I never said I did.
be MyMeTROsexual: Then why IM me and be like, "I HATEOYUUOYOUYT".
xr Under The GUN: You really need to get help if you make fun of me because my friend got ******** killed.
be MyMeTROsexual: I mean, I never IM you at all.
be MyMeTROsexual: And that was Alex and Kevin.
xr Under The GUN: Alex is heartless.
be MyMeTROsexual: Okay?
xr Under The GUN: Forget it. I was trying to bridge it with you, but apparently, you're a bigger b***h than I anticipated.
xr Under The GUN signed off at 4:08:34 PM.
be MyMeTROsexual: LOL.
Naotas stuff: OMGZ.
Naotas stuff: U BIGGER BETCH THAN I OH, I GOTSA USE A BIGGER WORD 'CAYSE I HVE NU SELF-ESTEEM.
Naotas stuff: Have you noticed that?
be MyMeTROsexual: XD YES.
Naotas stuff: Alright. I'm ALL for using words that are over four letters.
Naotas stuff: And he's NEVER used a word I haven't understood
Naotas stuff: BUT TO FEEL SMART, HE THROWS A BIGGER WORD IN A SENTENCE OF SMALL WORDS
Naotas stuff: TO -ATTEMPT- TO LOOK INTELLIGENT.
be MyMeTROsexual: LIKE.
be MyMeTROsexual: I RAN MAGIFINICTLYLYLYLY THROUGH THE WOODS AND I CAME ACROSS A STRANDED POOR, DEFENSELESS LITTLE DEAR AND I GRACIOUSLY HELPED IT LIVE ON.
be MyMeTROsexual: BECAUSE I AM JOHN. AND. I. AM. A. f*****t.
Naotas stuff: XD

Naotas stuff: http://www.prairieghosts.com/holmes.html
Naotas stuff: It's some online-thingy about this guy who made the chigago murder mansion - A hotel created to kill dozens of people.
Naotas stuff: True story.
bemy metroSEXUAL: WE SHOULD GO.
Naotas stuff: WE TOTALLY SHOULD.
bemy metroSEXUAL: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME HARDCORE s**t, I SAY WE HAVE A ROADTRIP.
Naotas stuff: It'd be creepy as hell, but a roadtrip to Chigaco would be badass.
bemy metroSEXUAL: JA.
bemy metroSEXUAL: I really want to go there
Naotas stuff: So do I.
Naotas stuff: He had a ******** ACID VAT.
Naotas stuff: That's ******** AMAZING.
Naotas stuff: I WANT AN ACID VAT.
bemy metroSEXUAL: I WISH HE WASN'T DEAD AND WAS YOUNG AND ATTRACTIVE. I'D MAKE LOVE TO HIM.
Naotas stuff: JACKIEXAMERICA'SFIRSTSERIALMURDER
bemy metroSEXUAL: OHHHHYEAH.
bemy metroSEXUAL: WHAT A ******** AMAZING RELATIONSHIP THAT'D BE.
Naotas stuff: He could dip your sister in the acid vat! =D
bemy metroSEXUAL: THAT'D BE AMAZING.
Naotas stuff: JACKIE, THEY TORE DOWN THE CASTLE. D: <////3
Naotas stuff: The site of it is haunted, apparantly. D:
bemy metroSEXUAL: WHAT. THE. ********. NIJGARSSS.
bemy metroSEXUAL: WELL, NO s**t IT'D BE.
bemy metroSEXUAL: BUT WHYYYY.
bemy metroSEXUAL: WHAT THE ********.
bemy metroSEXUAL: THERE GOES OUR VACATION.
Naotas stuff: We'd be ******** skipping through the haunted hallways of the candy store on the first floor. XD
bemy metroSEXUAL: I WANT TO CRY. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST.
Naotas stuff: I KNOW. D:
Naotas stuff: We could go, and use our imaginations. XD
Naotas stuff: "AND WE'LL PRETEND THIS IS WHERE THE ACID VAT WAS, 'KAY? D:"
Naotas stuff: "'kay!"
bemy metroSEXUAL: xD "-KICKS PERSON IN.- NOW YOU'RE DYING IN THE ACID VAT, KAY?"
Naotas stuff: "DDD: OW. OW. IT FEELS LIKE ACID. -PRETENDS TO DROWN IN ACID-"
bemy metroSEXUAL: "YAY, U R DEADED."

Naotas stuff: John's obviously a homosexual - So that's not a girl, hunny. D:
Naotas stuff: Do you have a link/screenshot of someone from the event that's level 4?
bemy metroSEXUAL: DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUNNY?
bemy metroSEXUAL: xDD
Naotas stuff: THAT'S AN H, DIPSHIT. XD
Naotas stuff: HUNNY, ********. I ******** -WIN-
bemy metroSEXUAL: OH GOD I LOOSE. -CUTS SELF.-

bemy meTROsexuaL: but I can't comprehend any information on the study guide because my stomach is killing me and I'm like, '"@______@;;;;"
bemy meTROsexuaL: "LOLL JESUS?"
Naotas stuff: XD
Naotas stuff: I hate my bio teacher - He made a refernce to the bible, the other day.
Naotas stuff: When you teach evoLution, you should IMMEDIATLY be Agnostic/Athiest.
bemy meTROsexuaL: ;3nod;
bemy meTROsexuaL: I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE FIGHT ON THE BATHROOM DOOR ABOUT JESUS.
Naotas stuff: YES. XD
bemy meTROsexuaL: This one girl whose fighting with me keeps going "WELL, THE BIBLE HAS ALL THE INFORMATION YOU'RE ASKING ABOUT."
bemy meTROsexuaL: Since I asked, "-WELL- IF GOD 'CREATED' US -WHO- CREATED GOD?"
Naotas stuff: The bible is a work of FICTION, and is most effectively used as FIREWOOD.
bemy meTROsexuaL: That's pretty much what I wrote.
bemy meTROsexuaL: "The bible is FICTION. That means its pure BULL s**t."
bemy meTROsexuaL: I have to take pictures of it. xD
Naotas stuff: Yes. XD
Naotas stuff: What I -LOVE-, Is the story of adam and eve. It sounds like something out of Greek mythology.
Naotas stuff: "DER WUR 2 PPLZ. DEY AT N APPLE. DEY LEFT PARADISE."
Naotas stuff: Adam and Eve is the most Sexsit, fiction story IN the whole bible. and THAT'S the refernce my Biology teacher made.
bemy meTROsexuaL: xDD
Naotas stuff: Eve is made from Adam's Rib - Meaning that Adam is -SO- superior, that it only takes a PIECE of him to create a whole nother being.
Naotas stuff: The apple is an -OBVIOUS- literary reference To sex and fertility.
bemy meTROsexuaL: Mmhm.
Naotas stuff: So, The devil went "******** ME, ******** ME."
Naotas stuff: Then eve DID.
bemy meTROsexuaL: AND I BET THE SEX WAS ******** HOT AND GOOD.
Naotas stuff: Then eve went "HEY, THAT WAS COOL. LET ME GO ******** -ADAM- NOW."
bemy meTROsexuaL: In the end, woman can control men's sex drive. xD
bemy meTROsexuaL: "HUNNY PLZ FUKK ME"
bemy meTROsexuaL: "OH GOD MY p***s IS HARD NOW YESSS"
Naotas stuff: And, she's at fault for orginal sin, and our expulsion from "paradise"
Naotas stuff: So, woman are the devil's workers - BASICALLY.
bemy meTROsexuaL: WOOO.
Naotas stuff: Which is why I have -LESS- respect for christian women then christian men. Because women are ******** VILLIANIZED in the bible.
Naotas stuff: I just don't understand what happened. Why do we laugh at the crazy antics in Greek mythology - But we go "OH, I BELIEVE IT" when it comes to Catholics/Jews/Muslims?
bemy meTROsexuaL: xD Because people are ******** -retarded.-
Naotas stuff: And that's exactly what I was going to type "-"'s and all. XD

Naotas stuff: Girls are retarded, jackie. D:
Naotas stuff: I don't know how lesbians can stand eachother.


Naotas stuff: Meghan has a big mouth. But I'm sure matt already knew this. mad
Naotas stuff: OH, DOUBLE ENTAUNDRE.