Reinharted
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- Posted: Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:36:02 +0000
It is now clear that the one true operating system that every good Christian should use is Microsoft's Windows operating system. It was sent from God to help protect us from the vile operating systems from Satan, like Apple. How is it so clear? I think the evidence speaks for itself.
Apple - Garden of Eden.
- We are being tempted by this tool of the devil much like Adam and Eve were.
Windows > Mac
- Windows is much more common than Mac.
- It also is divinely inspired. Therefore, it is okay to have a Windows Operating System.
Other things that need to be addressed...
- Linux is not real! It is simply Jewish mythology. (Lilith, for those of you who don't get it.)
- Other operating systems are the tools of heathens to try to stray good Christians from the path of righteousness. Do not be tempted by their flashy statements of "it's what all the cool nerds use". They are simply trying to sway your faith.
- Open source leads to changes that allow Satan into your faith. It is a slippery slope! Avoid it at all costs!
(Note: More will be added as issues come up.)
------------------------------------------------------------------discussion------------------------------------------------------------
1. How can we as good Christians help spread the one true operating system? (This does not apply to non-Christian Mac using heathens.)
2. How do we get the message out that using Mac is wrong, and that if you do you are following down a dark path?
3. Should we push to illegalize Macs in the US? (It is, afterall, the last bastion of Christianity in this world.)
4. Should we push to illegalize hybrid operating systems in the US? (Much like open source, it is a slippery slope!)
----------------------------------------------------------------Comments----------------------------------------------------------
1. Please keep this civil. Heathens should not flame good Christian Windows users. I know it's common in ED, but please reframe from doing so. Good Christian Windows users may flame all they wish to however. It is their right afterall.
2. Please no discussion over what operating system God really prefers. It is quite clear that he prefers Windows. If you question this too much he may Blue Screen of Death you if you do not stop.
Apple - Garden of Eden.
- We are being tempted by this tool of the devil much like Adam and Eve were.
Windows > Mac
- Windows is much more common than Mac.
- It also is divinely inspired. Therefore, it is okay to have a Windows Operating System.
Other things that need to be addressed...
- Linux is not real! It is simply Jewish mythology. (Lilith, for those of you who don't get it.)
- Other operating systems are the tools of heathens to try to stray good Christians from the path of righteousness. Do not be tempted by their flashy statements of "it's what all the cool nerds use". They are simply trying to sway your faith.
- Open source leads to changes that allow Satan into your faith. It is a slippery slope! Avoid it at all costs!
(Note: More will be added as issues come up.)
------------------------------------------------------------------discussion------------------------------------------------------------
1. How can we as good Christians help spread the one true operating system? (This does not apply to non-Christian Mac using heathens.)
2. How do we get the message out that using Mac is wrong, and that if you do you are following down a dark path?
3. Should we push to illegalize Macs in the US? (It is, afterall, the last bastion of Christianity in this world.)
4. Should we push to illegalize hybrid operating systems in the US? (Much like open source, it is a slippery slope!)
----------------------------------------------------------------Comments----------------------------------------------------------
1. Please keep this civil. Heathens should not flame good Christian Windows users. I know it's common in ED, but please reframe from doing so. Good Christian Windows users may flame all they wish to however. It is their right afterall.
2. Please no discussion over what operating system God really prefers. It is quite clear that he prefers Windows. If you question this too much he may Blue Screen of Death you if you do not stop.