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So guess what GD?
I've finally offically deducted that emo's are only worth eyecandy and should be pets. That's right emo boy, you belong in my closet, chained up to a fluffy
bed for me to give snacks to and have you rest your head in my lap while I watch t.v and pet your hair because that's the only point to being emo.
Wha-wa-wha...cry if you want,
you know it's truth bitches. Sides'
would it be really that bad of a fate
for someone to keep you like celebraties do their little dogs?
Only the shiniest razors squeeky toys, purist bottled water and out the wazoo expensive treats. Common now, that way you can be sure your cuttings don't get infected and ozzy because someone will be there to clean them for you and then give you a treat for doing so well by not squirming from the alcohol.
Think I'm lying?
Well ******** you, I want a pretty fluffy human pet, so why can't I have myself an emo boy to call my own?
I promiss to try and get them a playdate once a month with my friends pet emo so they can buttsecks it up all they want if need be cause I take care of all my pets needs, I'm awesome like that cool
AND BOYS, DON'T LIKE EMOKIDS? but they can work like a puppy/cute dog
take your emoboy for a walk with a friend who has an emokid and let them make out, a large group of girls will quickly swarm, and suddenly you have your pick! Free p***y much? Well then, that's all up to how good you are at seducing the ladies, but a little help in the oddest and most magical of ways would never hurt! All that's required is something along the lines of "Yeah, too bad my emo's gay..." weither true or not -cause she'd be none the wiser and hot and bothered and ready to go!-
Discuss:
How I'm right
Your views on the purpose of emo's
"OMG, SUM1'S NOT TALKIN BOAT KILL DA EMOZZZ!!!"
I've finally offically deducted that emo's are only worth eyecandy and should be pets. That's right emo boy, you belong in my closet, chained up to a fluffy
bed for me to give snacks to and have you rest your head in my lap while I watch t.v and pet your hair because that's the only point to being emo.
Wha-wa-wha...cry if you want,
you know it's truth bitches. Sides'
would it be really that bad of a fate
for someone to keep you like celebraties do their little dogs?
Only the shiniest razors squeeky toys, purist bottled water and out the wazoo expensive treats. Common now, that way you can be sure your cuttings don't get infected and ozzy because someone will be there to clean them for you and then give you a treat for doing so well by not squirming from the alcohol.
Think I'm lying?
Well ******** you, I want a pretty fluffy human pet, so why can't I have myself an emo boy to call my own?
I promiss to try and get them a playdate once a month with my friends pet emo so they can buttsecks it up all they want if need be cause I take care of all my pets needs, I'm awesome like that cool
AND BOYS, DON'T LIKE EMOKIDS? but they can work like a puppy/cute dog
take your emoboy for a walk with a friend who has an emokid and let them make out, a large group of girls will quickly swarm, and suddenly you have your pick! Free p***y much? Well then, that's all up to how good you are at seducing the ladies, but a little help in the oddest and most magical of ways would never hurt! All that's required is something along the lines of "Yeah, too bad my emo's gay..." weither true or not -cause she'd be none the wiser and hot and bothered and ready to go!-
Discuss:
How I'm right
Your views on the purpose of emo's
"OMG, SUM1'S NOT TALKIN BOAT KILL DA EMOZZZ!!!"
[ Mr Roboto ]
For all of you who say AFI is not emo - If AFI is not emo, why would they waste their time playing at the EMO RULES WARPED TOUR?
Also note - this isn't a thread about AFI, so STFU ABOUT IT ALREADY WHINEY CUNTS! THEY'RE THEIR FOR THE LOOK, SO GET OVER IT ALREADY. ALSO, THEIR COMPANY HAS THEM PLAYING AT EMO CONCERTS, SO THEIR STAYING UP!
also, feel free to note that I don't think Green Day is an emo band either, but hey look, they get lumped in with the emo crowd too! la-te-da, so there.
my emo cousin.
I'll donate pictures I guess
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also, feel free to note that I don't think Green Day is an emo band either, but hey look, they get lumped in with the emo crowd too! la-te-da, so there.
McHappy
[ Mr Roboto ]
sk!ttl3s luv
my emo cousin.
Sith Lord Ali
I'll donate pictures I guess
here
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