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Post: 7347578_1 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:07:06 +0000
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You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.

You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You finally cut your grass and found a car.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

You own a homemade fur coat.

The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

People hear your car a long time before they see it.

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Post: 7347578_2 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:08:33 +0000
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Post: 7347578_3 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:12:26 +0000
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Post: 7347578_4 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:20:17 +0000
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oh come on, some of you must identify themselves with the above!

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Post: 7347578_5 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:20:22 +0000
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Post: 7347578_6 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:21:15 +0000
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Post: 7347578_7 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:23:03 +0000
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Post: 7347578_8 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:24:14 +0000
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lol

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Post: 7347578_9 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 12:10:10 +0000
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Post: 7347578_10 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 12:11:08 +0000
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if your neck is red you might be a redneck

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Post: 7347578_11 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 12:13:01 +0000
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<center>If your richest relative buys a house and you have to help them take the wheels off it- you just might be a redneck.

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Post: 7347578_12 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 12:14:45 +0000
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Post: 7347578_14 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 12:16:35 +0000
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<center>If you've lost more than one tooth floating in a beer bottle.
If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
If your wife's hair-do has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.

You sir might just be a redneck.

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Post: 7347578_15 created on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 12:19:33 +0000
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<center>If your taxidermy bill is more than your annual income.
If you've ever been caught lying through your tooth.
If someone asks for your "ID" and you show them your belt buckle.
If you've ever been too drunk to fish.

You might be a redneck.

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