Valentines Sent & Received. All in Rhyme. Who Would Believe?

[WideEyed]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest WideEyed,
On a scale of 1 to 10, I love you so much I'd cut out my heart and leave it for you at your doorstep. So that's like what...a 7?
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Whilst some might find such blind devotion
A powerful aphrodisiac
I'm somewhat put off by this notion
Not being a necrophiliac.

I'd much prefer a heart that's beats
With passion in a man alive
Perhaps instead, a box of sweets?
I'm more than happy with a "five" sweatdrop

[WideEyed]

Darth Daddicus

To my dearest WideEyed,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
What's an evil Sith lord to do
When Cupid strikes
From high above
Sending out feelings of kindness and love
Force choke that Cupid
And bring him to the ground
Make him scream because I like the sound
Force lightning his diaper
Make it melt to his butt
Slice him a little and pour salt in his cut
"Thanks for the help, kid
But this madness must end.
I already have an evil girlfriend"

Darth Step-Mommicus

XOXO,
Darth Daddicus

Don't flame the guy for doing his job
Heck, steady work is rare these days
If you must kill someone, kill the knob
Who put George Lucas in such a haze

He'd foist the Phantom menace on
We loyal fans.That movie stinks!
If you really must kill anyone
I'd rather it be Jar Jar Binks! scream

[WideEyed]

Grey Cross

To my dearest WideEyed,

I feel no more than a tool...
Alone and fighting for no reason...
When I give up myself... When there was no hope left...
I saw a hand... But my trust was broken in to pieces already...
Then I after a time and after hard times...
I start to feel beloved... and then was the time...
I didn't care to be a tool anymore...
Now " I'm a beloved tool" . . . Even though he was a guy...
He did not give up... I was hoping that that person will be a girl...
I was wrong...
We became brothers, we needed each other after a time...
We have cried together,Laugh...
Now I feel like tool again...Alone but this time I was beloved by someone one time... H. V-Day

XOXO,
Grey Cross

If all that's left to me be just
fond memories of love
I'll revel in remembering
And praise the Gods above.

I'll sing love's praises to the skies
Wear love for all to see
And let the world know love was once
More than a memory.

And though I sing my song alone
My heart will always soar
For I'll have memories of love
To harmonize the score.