Valentines from Cupid

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

You do know that Valentine's day has a long and bloody history and has evolved into a pointless day that prays on the mindless so that card company's can make money right?


XOXO,
C/O Cupid

But it was still a reason for you to send me something! heart heart heart

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

RERK~

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Is that even English?

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

You may not "carrot" all for me
The way I care for you.
You may "turnip" your nose
When I plead with you,
But if your heart should "beet" with mine,
Forever "lettuce" hope
There is no reason in the world
Why we two "cantaloupe."

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Hmm... that just made me want a salad. sad

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

I ate your heart, I a-a-ate your heart!
Love, Monster

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Ohh, great! now I have to harvest another before my experiments can continue!

[X-Random_Girl123-X]

you have some weird random one

[I m p y]

X-Random_Girl123-X

you have some weird random one

I know. And the worst part is, I deleted several before I thought to start this thread, and those are gone forever. sad

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Valentine's Day,
from me to you !!

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

thanks!

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Shreaded hearts and severed heads,
beware of Venus and her wrath that day.
I betrayed her, me, her son,
by falling in love for the Psyche woman.
Valentine has no power over this goddess of old,
she may be of Love but she can be vengeful and cold.
Because of my folly, all lovers will pay,
and find that their special love will be treacherous that day.


--Cupid's Curse

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Well, thanks for ruining it for the rest of us! scream

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Bloop!

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Bleep?

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Some may find you sexy,
Some may call you fine,
Some may find you attractive,
But I think you are just Prime


XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Are you trying to say I'm fat? As big as a semi? gonk

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,



XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Geesh! restraining orders mean nothing to you, do they! Get over me already!

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Hello, I can't help but notice you dropped a picture of yourself.



XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Oh, thanks! I was wondering what happened to that!

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Valentine, Valentine, Will you be mine?
Valentine, Valentine, Say you'll be mine.
Valentine, Valentine, I hope we don't fight,
Valentine, Valentine, I don't like the light.
Valentine, Valentine, You smell awful nice,
Valentine, Valentine, You taste like white rice.
Valentine, Valentine, Play me your harp,
Valentine, Valentine, This knife is sharp.
Valentine, Valentine, Don't gasp for air,
Valentine, Valentine, Don't pull my hair.
Valentine, Valentine, I had fun as you sighed,
Valentine, Valentine, I watched you died.

-Miss Smiles

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

That's kinda cold. sad

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,



XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Really? I'm shocked! lol

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

So I sit and watch and wait
you haven't called, I agitate
again I check my phone
you really make me groan
of you only, can I think
even forgot to take a drink
even forgot to take a leak
what I wouldn't give to speak
to you. to you. to you.

And now I'm wasted away to bones
still sitting here, checking my phone
Why don't you love me?
Why don't you call?
can't you see?
I'm giving you my all!
when I drop by, for the twentieth time
to see you again tonight
your feelings, do not fight
if you would just stop
calling all those cops
together, we would be sublime!

XOXO,

C/O Cupid

Severus Snape, is that you again?