Valentines from Cupid

[I m p y]

This is where I am going to post some of the Valentines that I have received from Cupid.

Starting with:

Quote:

To my dearest I m p y,

♥

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[I m p y]

[I m p y]

To my dearest I m p y,

I am the Boner of my sword.
Stealth is my Body and Timing is my Blood.
I have stalked you over a thousand years.
Unknown to rain.
Nor known to shine.
Withstood pain to create the coincidences.
Yet those hands will never feel anything.
So as I hide.
Unlimited Stalkar Works.

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[I m p y]

To my dearest I m p y,

Burn, baby, burn!

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[I m p y]

To my dearest I m p y,

I totally offer you mind numbing sex for hours. Anyday but valentines day.

True story.

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

I'm a ♀ and you're a ♂. I need you to put your tool in my god shaped hole tonight.

XOXO
C/O Cupid

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Does it burn when you pee?

..yeah. Me too.

-Boxed Chocolate

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

You've given me enough cream.

-Boxed Chocolate

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

You're a sweetie. But I think you've had enough chocolate for this evening.

Good bye, doll,
Boxed Chocolate

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Upon the wind is a broken sound,
it clashes through the rain,
and with the sound spews blood everywhere,
and washing down the drain.

There I stand above your body,
staring at such a colourless form,
only thing that yet remains is the red warmth from your neck,
I sliced it earlier curious to see, the red form that would be,
and yet now here I stand curiouser than befoure.

With a quick slice and stab your chest does open
and with it I pull out your heart.

Forever Yours,
The Creepy Heart Anon.

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Oh baby.



U BURN ME UP. biggrin

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Couldn't help but say Happy Valentine's Day to someone so cute

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dUfG1FILn7

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

If boners were currency, I'd make you rich.

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Some messages should totally NOT be anonymous...

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

As my 102th heart, this lonely Heartless Wolf would like to have your heart as my own. So would you give me your heart or do I need to take it from you as you are straped to your bed posts. And seeing you makes me want have my way with you even more so then just taking you heart. Leaving you breathless as i ravage you body all night long just to walk out your door in the morning leaving you tied to your bed as go off looking for more hearts

冷酷なオオカミ

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Hmm... Could be fun... wink

[I m p y]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest I m p y,

Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a hanky.

XOXO,
C/O Cupid

TMI, Cupid... TMI!