Diedrich Questions!

[FyoraSilverwolf]

Question: "What should I say in my valentines?"

Answer: If you feel your romantic partner is becoming distant, leave derogatory graffitti in public places to make sure they don't have any other options.

[Milly Endoh]

Q: Why are you so unlikeable?

A: Appropriate gifts when greeting a new date are flowers, wine or a stick whittled into the face of an old man.

[Pumpkinn13]

didrich isnt answering me sad

[Pippinpaddleoppsokopolis]

Q: Do redshirts always die?

A:Compliment your date on how attractive they look. If they don't look attractive, HOLD NOTHING BACK!


:/

[Asashi85]

Q: Why?

A: Confidence is important. Show you are the leader of the pack by tying lots of little dogs to your belt to drag behind you.

O.o .....I forgot what I asked why for....XD lol

[Emerald_Twilight5]

Q: Any flirting tips?

A: Be considerate and open doors for your date. They'll be pleasantly surprised when they wake up.

So, is that a good or bad thing? xP

[Princesse Poison]

Q: Do guys like girls who dance?

A: Even if it's early in your relationship, don't be afraid to get the name of your partner tattooed on your body. If they break your heart, you can always write "sucks" underneath it.

Oh Diedrich xd

[Bon Troyage]

Q. Will I fall in love?

A. Compliment your date on his or her laughter by comparing it to the beautiful cry of the duck.

Oh, Diedrich.

[Myriadeos]

Ah LOL xD I like him mrgreen
Q: What should i do on Vday?
A: Wear a white coat and dispense medical advice to meet interesting and vulnerable people.
Well duh... i'm a healer... in zOMG that is <_<"

[Eveille]

Did you eat the other npcs that didn't make the list?

"Everyone enjoys a good sense of humor, so prepare for your date by coming up with plenty of cruel taunts and stinging ethnic barbs."

[Hannah]

Question:

Will I ever find my true love?


Answer:

You don't want to be one of those annoying people who asks the same question twice, so after each date record any new information in your sprawling "Date Facts" spreadsheet

eek

[Myriadeos]

Q: Anything besides healing on a Vday?
A: If you are concerned about rude waitstaff ruining a high pressure date, tell the restaurant that your partner has a terminal illness to ensure great service.

He sure sees me as one =__=" Eh... c'est la vie

[Miss-Maron-O]

Menares

Q: Anything besides healing on a Vday?
A: If you are concerned about rude waitstaff ruining a high pressure date, tell the restaurant that your partner has a terminal illness to ensure great service.

He sure sees me as one =__=" Eh... c'est la vie

Love, Gimme love, gimme love, I don't need it...

❥✖[MENARES! biggrin :3
q; How do I tell Men that he's the greatest?
A: if you feel your romantic partner is growing distant, leave degratory graffitti all over so they don't have any other choice.

MENARES SUCKS SO LIEK< YEAH. he's mine heart heart ]❥✖

But I'll take what I want from your Heart and I'll keep it..

[bittersweet780]

Dear Diedrich, what do you do for a blind date?

The Date Doctor's answer: "Anxiety about dating? Ask your doctor to put you under full general anesthesia for the duration of the date."

[l-l Sephira l-l]

-caaaasually sends valentines-