Diedrich Questions!

[Tums Festival]

Question: "What's the key to an awesome relationship?"

Answer: "People are attracted to interesting and accomplished people. That's why it's important to be a good liar."


I LOL'ed. xD

[Elynai]

"What is the best way to attract a suitable mate?"
"Being mysterious makes you attractive! Try cultivating an interesting tic, or laughing at things that aren't there."

[Alucardkuebra]

Preparing a romantic meal for your date is always a good gesture, but don't mess up your clothes and get all sweaty running around your neighborhood trying to tackle a goose. Just go to the store! (A policeman helped me out with this one.)

[Yamakaza]

LiaThistle

For others:
"How can I get her parents to like me?" results in:

Diedrich

Forgot to bring a gift? Your date's couch is probably full of change. Grab it when they leave the room and come up flush as an oil tycoon!

What does that mean?

[AshleyIRL]

ninja

[UnwellAngel]

"What's love got to do with it?"

Quote:

Destruction derbies can be romantic. Point to two of the cars slamming together and liken it to your hearts, but change the subject when the cars start smoking.

[LiaThistle]

Everyone_In_Hell

LiaThistle

For others:
"How can I get her parents to like me?" results in:

Diedrich

Forgot to bring a gift? Your date's couch is probably full of change. Grab it when they leave the room and come up flush as an oil tycoon!

What does that mean?

Um...Everyone likes to get their money back?

[Yamakaza]

LiaThistle

Everyone_In_Hell

LiaThistle

For others:
"How can I get her parents to like me?" results in:

Diedrich

Forgot to bring a gift? Your date's couch is probably full of change. Grab it when they leave the room and come up flush as an oil tycoon!

What does that mean?

Um...Everyone likes to get their money back?

They find spare change?

[Nu2me]

Happy Valentine's Day

[hogwarts_chick314]

I said, "Will my Cupid reveal themselves to me?" and this is what he said,
"People are attracted to interesting and accomplished people. That's why it's important to be a good liar."

[Lost_Angel_Kairi]

Question: What's the most romantic date?

Answer: Prior to a romantic ostrich ride together, consider having a crafty date night where you decorate each other's protective facemasks. (Ostriches can turn their heads around and are likely to peck at their rider's face and neck.)

What a odd answer xD

[A lineup]

I asked him why he looked different today and if I should do it as well.
Answer: Figure out your best facial feature and accentuate it with lots of glittery lipstick.
He knows. eek

[Vampiress_Piroth]

How do you ask someone out?

Showering washes away your natural pheromones, which are vital to attracting mates. I prefer a nice dust bath!

rofl

[Xx-Devillicious-xX]

What is love?

Even if it's early in your relationship, don't be afraid to get the name of your partner tattooed on your body. If they break your heart, you can always write "sucks" underneath it.

[Fujimi Senshi]

Question: I'm single!!! help??

Quote:

Don't use any corny pick-up lines, such as: "Do you distribute any coupons? I feel like I should be getting those clothes half off."