Diedrich Questions!

[Narumi Misuhara]

Hey guys, I'm curious what kinds of questions are being asked of Diedrich and what his responses have been, so post them here! I'll start with one I did...

Question
what is the best way to create a romantic setting?

Diedrich

Don't abandon your date-- always ask if they would like to accompany you to the bathroom.

...Oh Diedrich...

[Firstpoke]

I tried to hard to get him to say something amusing, but he just wouldn't v_v. So instead...

SEND ME CARDS PL0X

[SillySilenia]

Question: Are you in love?

Answer:

Quote:

Compliment your date on how attractive they look. If they don't look attractive, HOLD NOTHING BACK!

[current obsessioncurrent obsession]

I asked him what to feed my date and he told me to date his (my dates, not Deidrichs xD) friends instead >:C

[dahibfeouahfowa]

Do girls like cupcakes?

Quote:

If you feel your romantic partner is becoming distant, leave derogatory graffitti in public places to make sure they don't have any other options.

That sounds so abusive. stare

[.~[Misty.Muffin]~.]

☆ i said

"How can I get him to notice me?"

he said

"Showering washes away your natural pheromones, which are vital to attracting mates. I prefer a nice dust bath!"

gonk Weird bunny... ☆

[lilloulou]

Question:
Does he loves me?

Answers:
1. Appropriate gifts when greeting a new date are flowers, wine or a stick whittled into the face of an old man.

2. Preparing a romantic meal for your date is always a good gesture, but don't mess up your clothes and get all sweaty running around your neighborhood trying to tackle a goose. Just go to the store! (A policeman helped me out with this one.)

They are really far from each other and he's not even answering, oh dear...

[xx I met my fate xx]

I asked him what true love was and he said
"Turnip soup!"

[SillySilenia]

How do you know if you're in love?

Quote:

A good "red flag" to watch out for is if your date has a prior history of pressing charges against you specifically.

Uh, I think that's a red flag for something else than knowing you're in love. That's more "How do you know if you're a stalker?", I'd say.

[Xelvorktork]

How Do i ask a girl out on Valentines Day?

Diedrich

Showering washes away your natural pheromones, which are vital to attracting mates. I prefer a nice dust bath!

[0_o-kori]

I asked "where should I go on a date?"
he answered: "Make your date the center of attention-- tell the waitstaff it's your date's birthday, then leave when everyone starts singing."

[Yamakaza]

Mine question was: Should I ask someone who was getting over a dump to go out with me?

Diedrich

People are attracted to interesting and accomplished people. That's why it's important to be a good liar.

...I kinda already knew that one lol

[sestina]

"Diedrich I'm in love with my radiator. I'm thinking of telling it on Valentine's Day. What should I do?"

Diedrich the Wise

Confidence is important. Show you are the leader of the pack by tying lots of little dogs to your belt to drag behind you."

[gum disease]

I'd ask him how to get guys to date zombies like myself...

; ~;

Most just run away after I try to eat their hearts.

[Kuhle]

"How do I keep my date from getting boring?"

"If you don't have good coordination, you can dance just by moving the parts of your face along with the music."

Genius.