Attention Lonely Ladies!

[TheChildishOne]

Attention, Single Ladies; It's your lucky day, because I'm single and ready to mingle!


You see I shall bestow upon you a rare opportunity: A chance to be my valentine!

"How!?" Might you ask. Well, it's actually simple really, you just have to do your best to appeal to me, you can make me sandwiches, you can dress up, you can sent me marvelous love letters, you can send me gifts, or any combination of those.

I'll pick one lucky lady, in which I shall grace with my presence, and she shall be able to spend a day with me.

Some of you are probably disgusted by this topic, not to worry, I have something grand in store for you all.

CHOCOLATE Yes, that's right, I've figured out the secret to alluring and seducing women is no other then chocolate. This marvelous sweet treat, shall have you all lining up at my feet.

My criteria for judging women:

1. Beauty

2. Elegance and sophistication.

3. Personality

So, what are you all waiting for, you may start immediately!

Oh, and questions are welcome.

Don't worry ladies, the best one of you will be sure to win~

[Aaya-San]

********. Failed it all. And I totally wanted some creep off the internet. ;A;

[E R 0 T l C A]

oh my god, are you serious?

[Tyranids_are_us]

Someone's a bit full of themselves rolleyes

[Hoshiko Yakimura]

Well, you've got the chocolate part right.

[Miss Remba]

Cute.

[the lovers lie]

I'm not that lonely. :p

[Lady Ravenway]

Is this some kind of sick joke..... stare

[Jayorion]

Awwww.....if i were female i'd totally fit all those :C

[miyabino]

TheChildishOne

you can make me sandwiches

No, no. You make me a sandwich. emotion_donotwant

[jessie_chick]

i think he should be his own valentine XD i mean if he's THAT great rolleyes

[Satirical-Strawberry]

Yeah, that'll work wonders.

[cuttlebone]

...Not sure if serious?

[Anghared Starwing]

[********. Failed it all. And I totally wanted some creep off the internet. ;A; rofl

[Chaos_Bunny]

Mr A n a n a s

TheChildishOne

you can make me sandwiches

No, no. You make me a sandwich. emotion_donotwant

Exactly the way I feel.