Worst Pickup Line Game

[Mandimo - Chan]

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

[Soda Poppy]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[LAWL FUNERAL]

Did you just fart?
'Cause you blew me away.
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[Mandimo - Chan]

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

[supaKagome]

Some one actually said this to me once.

"My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

[iX0MBIE]

I can't remember any.

[A g a t e o p h o b i a]

heart You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. heart

::One of my guy friends was trying to pick me up with this line::

[-part time ninja-]

"You look familuar. Oh, thats because you look like my next girlfriend."

[A g a t e o p h o b i a]

heart Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample? heart

[Ace Ryn Knight]

supaKagome

Some one actually said this to me once.

"My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

Good grief. I wonder why I always get the quasi-creepy Sci-fi pick up lines?

heart "Care to be the Enterprise to my shuttle craft?" heart

[A g a t e o p h o b i a]

heart I'm wearing Revlon color-stay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off? heart

[Faedraconis]

Hey Baby nice rack mind if I lay my gun on it?

[-part time ninja-]

Lhumina

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Favorite line ever.

[rugdg13]

did it hurt? when you fell from heven?

[A g a t e o p h o b i a]

heart Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. heart

::The most complex pickup line ever!::