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heart are your parents terrorists? 'cause you're the bomb! heart
lmao that one was funny xD
I'll have sex please...with you!

(not mine i swear)
"You must be one hell of a murderer, cuz you are drop dead gorgeous."
Is it getting hot in here or is it just you?
LOL v.v. funny with the terrorist joke.

"Are you a hand lotion? Cuz I feel like rubbing my hands all over u."

(THESE R ALL ORIGINAL!! mrgreen )
Originals? lol they're funny rofl
Nice shoes. Wanna F**ck
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Haha, lame pickup lines rule!
Don't know if these ones have been done yet....
"You're like a buffet, i wanna eat you all night long!" >.< gross much?
"You're so sweet you put Cadburys out of business".......
I have had these used on me before.... Yes, i did slap the guys who said them to me rofl
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I'm hairy...like a bear...rawr
domokun
last one:

"Are you a devil, or am I just hallucinating those awesome horns? wink "
heart Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? heart
or heart I lost my lip balm, can i try yours? heart CHEESY! lol
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
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I think the ones used for the Valentines Day event are the corniest.... But all these are pretty good! User Image
"So, you're a girl huh?"
"You're a girl.... I'm a boy... How bout it?" [I kneed the guy that said that too me so hard somewhere...]
A personaly favourite of mine "Hi. You'll do" *rolls eyes* do they actually get away with that???

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