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- PO "wнaт a вeaυтιғυl ѕмιle yoυ нave, alтнoυgн ιт'd looĸ вeттer υpѕιde down. нere; leт мe нelp yoυ."
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Wearing // School Uniform xxxxxx Location // Courtyard xxxxxx Company // Some random chick
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- “Mmmm?”
A lazy male turned over in his bed, laying a limp hand over his closed eyes. The room the body laid in was becoming more and more delightfully muggy. The smell of steamy water punched at the male’s nostrils; making him to toss and turn in his slumber. The sound of heavy rain tapped his ears, keeping him from re-entering the dream world the light of day had brought him from. It was becoming humid in the room, making sleeping under a blanket nothing more than uncomfortable. Kicking the tangled mess of blankets off the bed, the male sat up irate of the fact that he couldn’t go back to sleep.
Radish colored eyes went to a cracked door and tried to adjust to the lights in the room. Steam was coming from out of that room and so was the sound of rain. Swinging his feet off the bed, the raven haired male slowly stood, pausing at the blast of cold on the balls of his feet. Looking to his right he noticed there were two empty pokeballs sitting on the floor, open. Holding his breath for a quick moment, the male dashed to the room slipping on a moist spot of the floor.
“Damn it Adam!” He called out to his Ampharos as the pokemon was playing in the hot shower. “What the hell are you doing out?! You woke me up!” The pokemon jumped at the sound of his owner’s irritated voice. This was a very usual thing. Ampharos would wake up and break out of his ball only to play in the shower early in the morning; he loved to play in hot shower water. It was then hot breath blew on the back of the male’s head, sending his messy hair flowing forward.
“Garrr…”
Slowly he turned his head and saw Garchomp towering over him. Quickly holding up his hands, palms facing her, he shook his head and cocked a short grin. “J-jasmine? What are you- How, when- You’re too big to be out, go away.” He began to push her out of the doorway when a stinging sensation danced up his foot, up his leg, through his thigh and cut off just before it hit his privates. Catching about three feet of air, the male leapt into his Garchomp’s clawed arms giving out a not so manly shriek. He threw a deadly glare at Ampharos as the pokemon did its own version of laughing at him.
“Damn you Adam.”
He managed to mumble out under his constant sharp breaths. That was another usual thing with Ampharos; he was a bit of a jerk and loved to test when the male’s guard was down. Of course it was all fun and games too. Ampharos never did anything to him to purposely hurt him, only a pinch here and there. Garchomp, on the other hand, was his little angle. She was his protector; even though he didn’t need much protecting at all, the male was quick to get into a fist fight in order to protect his pride – which has made him a little known for having a quick temper. Garchomp, opened her arms, allowing the male to crumple to the ground below her. Well, she was more loving then she came off to be. Both the pokemon exchanged a bit of language before Garchomp turned and – very heavily – stomped away.
“Adam, get the hell out! I need to take a shower!” He scolded the pokemon before removing his pajama pants. As they wrapped around his feet, the male stepped out of them and grabbed at his electric-type pokemon trying to push him out the door. “Come on… just for a little bit… move…” He complained, trying to push as hard as he could with very little luck. “Maybe you should skip breakfast, you’re putting on weight.” Stopping, the male leaned against Ampharos, using his arm to wipe away at his forehead. It was then another quick went through his body making him put out another shriek and push himself away from the irate pokemon. With a quick huff, Ampharos left out of the bathroom, leaving the door open behind him. “Gosh, you don’t have to be a jerk about it. EVERYONE GAINS WEIGHT!” He yelled after him, stepping into the shower.
[********! YOU USED ALL THE HOT WATER YOU UNGRATEFUL b*****d!!!”
“Cupi- oh I mean Adrien. How’ve you been?”
‘What the hell is her name again?’ “Fine. And yourself?” The male looked to the underclassmen with a gentle grin as she spoke of something he didn’t exactly care about listening. She was about to call him “Cupid”. That was his middle name – yes, his actual middle name no nickname given to him – and people did call him by it; just not so much to his face. Not like he’d care if they called him that to his face. He watched her lips moved still uninterested in what she was saying. There was some small grass-type pokemon cowering behind her legs; most likely because Garchomp was out and walking with them. He didn’t understand why people didn’t like his beautiful Garchomp. She was gorgeous and deserved as much attention as she could get.
“You’re looking nice by the way.” She blushed, how adorable.
‘Oh, you lie. I look…”nice”? More like hot. How about sexy or stunning? Hell I'll even accept drop dead gorgeous. But nice?’ He questioned himself. “Why thank you. You’re too sweet.” He scooped up her hand and bent his head, letting his lips linger over her pale skin. “You’re looking especially beautiful today.” He lied and kissed her hand, watching her face turn several different shades of red as she stumbled over every form of thanks in the book. Standing back up straight, Adrien shoved a hand in his pocket and looked down on the relatively short female. “Eat with me?” He asked feeling especially generous. Why not bless her with his presence during lunch?
Her face staying a beet red color, she nodded and started to head towards the cafeteria. He watched her waist wiggle from side to side as he walked behind her in silence. Garchomp growling in disapproval with every step. When they reached the cafeteria the female went over to the line and got whatever it was she wanted and even went to get some poke chow for her little Budew. He went through the line and grabbed some food for himself and for the rest of his pokemon as well. The only one he was going to feed right then was Garchomp because she was out, but his pokemon were on the bigger side and would take up too much of his personal space.
“Where do you want to sit?” She asked, sounding a little more confident in herself.
“Where ever is fine, as long as I can sit next to you-“
With that the fire alarm went off and person by person, pokemon by pokemon, the cafeteria was becoming empty. The female had gotten scared and grabbed him of all people. Stupid female. She didn’t know that if the fire was indeed real, he’d trip her in order to lose her weight and get out faster. Adrien wasn’t the “hero type” not really when his life depending on it and he didn’t know the other person at all. He’d rather sacrifice them. But by the way some of the students were acting; he figured it was nothing more than a little prank. Not to mention some advanced students came jogging by talking about how some kid pulled the alarm. Classic funny. He’d like to meet that kid.
Either way he reached down and scooped up her Budew then wrapped his arm around the girl, giving her a reassuring grin when she looked up at him apologetic. ‘Not much to look at but she has an amazing a**.’ Sighing mentally Adrien started out the cafeteria catching sight of a snoozing teacher. He thought about going over and maybe waking him, but if the loud alarm wasn’t waking him then he sure as hell couldn’t. So outside they went, but not before him catching a glimpse of Nasha and Jace in an unlikely embrace in the middle of the hallway.The girl’s face was practically buried in Adrien's chest though so she didn’t see the two of them, but Adrien stood there and watched for a bit, a coy smirk on his face.
“In the middle of school? Really? I wonder how much he’s paying her. Clearly not much. What’s she worth, twenty bucks at best?”
He looked to Garchomp who looked annoyed by the blaring alarm sounds in her head. The girl whose face was in his chest looked up him in question. She wasn’t able to hear him clearly due to the alarm going off, but she did him a muffling sound no doubt. He quickly turned his smirk into a grin again and headed out the doors. The whole time while in the building Garchomp had used the extends of her arms to shelter their heads from the sprinklers. Pushing the doors open Adrien’s eyes adjusted to the bright sun. For seconds he and the female – whose name he couldn’t remember – were blinded.
But of course he'd get his eyesight back just in time to see some poor boy get pants to no point of return. “Alright! Finish off the evening with some fun.” He grinned commenting to the kid that had panted the older one as he walked by him to head back into the school building. Interesting kid indeed.
Out Of Condoms
VERY LONG INTRODUCTION! Sorry about that. Hmmm, also I didn't know how to (rushed) end it so the end may be cut short. Sorry to whoever reads this. There's nothing of importance in this post so i don;t mind that it'll be skipped over. ALSO, SORRY FOR THE FOUL LANGUAGE! Adrien treats his pokemon like they're people so he will call them out their names if he sees fit. PLAYFULLY OF COURSE. Also, I edited it a bit at the end.
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