Jake Chris and Zack started to Smoke and Drink (Zack was depressed) they then started to Sing boats and hoes
Zack:"The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria.
Jake:"Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you
wont go down 'cause my d**k can float!
Chris:"We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I c** I produce a quart.
Zack:"Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, theres a nice lady whore, I'd like to swank her.
Jake:"Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!
Chris:"I'm a p***y Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
Zack:"Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I c** in your hair!
Jake:"Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a d**k in your hand!
(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2