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Who is the sexiest teacher?

Mr Banistor 0 0.0% [ 0 ]
Miss Alder 0.11111111111111 11.1% [ 1 ]
Miss Onyx 0.11111111111111 11.1% [ 1 ]
Miss P 0 0.0% [ 0 ]
Prof. Chambers 0.11111111111111 11.1% [ 1 ]
Miss Bloom 0.11111111111111 11.1% [ 1 ]
Nitsa 0.11111111111111 11.1% [ 1 ]
Solaris 0.11111111111111 11.1% [ 1 ]
Prof. Nightingale 0.22222222222222 22.2% [ 2 ]
Grandma Rosewood (hey she used to be a teacher XD) 0.11111111111111 11.1% [ 1 ]
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O Of course the boy ceased his run, but only picked up his pace. Orrick grumbled a bit to himself. Perfect. As he picked up pace, Orrick did also. Orrick saw him stopped at the large sycamore in the distance. About to approach, Clause spoke up. "Hey... multiply yourself. we could surround him." Orrick nodded. "multiplicabo ipse" At that moment, 3 more Orrick's appeared, each a tad different from the other. But you wouldn't catch it unless you've seen Professor Nightmare before. This kid obviously hasn't. O

O The rat remained on original Orrick's shoulder as they all circled around the tree in the distance. Then they all slowly walked towards the boy, hands up to show no harm. Slowly moving closer until they all surrounded him by the sycamore. "Kid, relax. Why the hell are you out here?" all of the clones spoke in unison, all of the taking deep breaths in and out. Multiplying yourself was serious work. Claude looked to the potted plant in the boy's arms, wondering why he had that. "Kid, you really shouldn't be out here. Dryads are all over the deep woods" Orrick was prepared to pull himself back together and fight off dryads if he had to. Fire spells would burn down the whole forest though.... O

O A thought occurred to the D.A. teacher. He needed to go around and warn the new teachers of all the oddities they'd hear from his classroom! "My cunningly cruel assistant, could you scurry down to the healing room and give the speech?" Claude nodded best he could and hopped off of Orrick's shoulder and scurried back to the school. Upon reaching the D.A. room, he ran to the room just over: The Healing Room. Inside, he saw a blue bird and a rather pretty fairy. "Hello!" he said with a smile, scurrying up a table. "I just came to in-" Claude sniffed the air, looking up to find flowers. "Were those there last year??" O

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(¸.´(¸.´(¸.¨¯`Rose was busy adjusting the flowers when she heard a voice, looking around she didn't see the owner until Jay flew down to a table where a rat sat. Assuming the rat to be a spirit guardian she floated down next to him. "Oh hello there I'm Miss Bloom and you are?" She asked wondering who the spirit was linked to. "And I'm Jay." Jay interrupted eager to find out more about the other guardian. When the spirit mentioned the flowers Rose looked up at them feeling proud of her work seeing as she wasn't usually skilled at nature magic. "These no I made them when I arrived. There's a rather unpleasant smell coming from next door so I thought they'd help. Though they do brighten the place up a bit don't you think?" She asked smiling brightly.`.¸¸.´¯`.¸¸.´

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O Unpleasant? Gee, thanks. "Well, I suppose they do, but I've never been much for light. My name is Claude. I am the guardian to Professor Orrick Chambers." Claude stood on his hind feet, looking up to the woman. "We run the Dark Arts classroom. And you're out neighboring class this year! Lucky you!" Claude laughed a bit, as it was obvious this woman wasn't much for Dark Arts. Though Prof. Chambers and Claude considered being next to the D.A classroom a real treat. A smile lit on his face, though it then became more serious. O

O "Now there are things we actually have to warn new teachers about. Orrick has the whole song and dance memorized, he'll have to give specifics later." How he managed to memorize the whole thing, Claude had no idea. The list was quite long, and it expanded every year... But new teachers had to be warned of all the oddities that went on. "Alright, so any odd smells, screams in terror, moaning, chanting, yelling, things smashing... I know I'm forgetting something..." Claude paused a bit, trying to think up what he was missing. "Oh! Crying. That has happened once... In general, anything odd, just ignore it. It's normal." That, and a few other things Claude knew he forgot. Orrick would remember them, though. O



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(¸.´(¸.´(¸.¨¯`Rose nodded as Claude introduced himself wondering what Professor Chambers was like. Though when Claude said he was the Dark Arts professor Rose had to suppress the urge to shudder, Jay wasn't so good at hiding his discomfort as he moved slightly further away from Claude. When Claude began reciting his list of things to ignore Rose had to use all her will not to throw up. "Erm thanks I'll keep that in mind" Rose said awkwardly wondering what on earth the Professor did to his students to make those noises. "Maybe we should use a soundproofing spell?" Jay added oblivious to the fact Claude may take offence. "Sorry ignore him. Well I'm sure Professor Chambers is more then capable but if something goes wrong in your class I'll be happy to heal anyone."`.¸¸.´¯`.¸¸.´

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O It was apparent the healing teacher was uncomfortable with being next to such a hectic classroom. Claude laughed a bit and nodded to the two of them. "We'll keep that in mind. We do occasionally need that. Whether it sounds like it or not, he's a good teacher. You just gotta trust me on that statement." Believe it or not, Orrick's odd teaching methods worked. Having the VOD, volunteers for hex demonstrations in the older classes. His belief was that you never truly know something until you observe it happen, or it happens to you. You could read every single book ever made on hypnosis, but you won't truly know much until you experience it yourself. "If it makes you feel better, I'm sure he could make this a bit sweeter. You'd have to talk to him about that, though. You could probably borrow some of the dried organs for anatomy, but he usually has something in mind." Orrick usually made little deals with neighboring teachers to help them out. Like last year, if a student misbehaved, he let the teacher just send them over to be their VOD. Or if they fell asleep, he could inflict nightmares or just explain the dream to the class, like reading a passe note. O





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Rose smiled grateful for Claude's offer of help even if it was slightly creepy. "Thank you for the offer I'm sure it will come in handy at some point. Though I doubt I'll be doing dissection just yet. I plan to cover the basics till I get an idea of what level the students are at." As she spoke Rose realised she didn't have any lesson plans yet since she hadn't had time to prepare before taking the job. Sensing her thoughts Jay said optimistically, "Don't worry Ro I'm sure the previous teacher left some notes." Rose smiled making a mental note to check for some later. "So Claude would you mind me asking where Professor Chambers is? If we're going to be neighbours I guess I should get to know him." Rose asked thinking she wouldn't feel so nervous if she became friends with another teacher other than Penny.`•.¸ ¸.•´¯`•.¸ ¸.•´ ¯`•.¸ ¸.• ´

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O Claude nodded. "Some student ran into the woods, he was running after him... Thing is that there are dryads in the woods..." Why the hell a student was out THERE, neither had a measly little clue to. Claude stretched a bit, moving back to all fours. A student walked past the room, peering in to see the rat. A smile lit on the boy's face before it was replaced with a look of worry. "Perfect. Nightmare's back again." Claude turned to see a pupil of Orrick's walk on and he couldn't help but grin in delight. "Ah~ They remembered.." he said to himself. He loved kids. Especially when they helped uphold your bad a** reputation. O





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Rose's eyes widened as Claude mentioned dryads. "Surely the students have been warned how dangerous they are? Does Professor Chambers need help retrieving him? I'm pretty fast at flying." Rose said growing concerned for the student's safety. Most humans believed Dryads were a peaceful race from fairytales, but the magical world knew better. Centuries of having their trees cut down had warped them and now they lured people into their dances to either transform them or kill them. With Rose busily occupied worrying about the foolish student she didn't notice the student walk past but Jay did. "Nightmare? Strange nickname." Jay asked growing more curious about the Dark Arts professor. Anyone with the nickname nightmare can't be good. He thought starting to become suspicious.`•.¸ ¸.•´¯`•.¸ ¸.•´ ¯`•.¸ ¸.• ´

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Eventually Onyx found herself being directed to where her classroom would be. She paused, looking up and down the halls, wondering where Eris had run off to. She shrugged, figuring the cat could handle herself. After so long, she figured if her spirit guide got into trouble, it would be her own fault. She stepped into the room, frowning a bit. It was a little bit....bland. Not exactly what she was looking for, but she figured that it would work perfectly after a few...adjustments. She took a deep breath and sent her energy into the floor. The room began to shake a bit before runes and symbols appeared all along the walls. The floor shifted and divided itself into several different sections. The tile became dirt and grass. She liked a natural room for what she was planning on doing with her students.

Eris had found exactly what she had been smelling. A room that smelt like death, delightful.She had been heading back towards the Elemental studies room when she caught sight of something. She paused just outside the room next door. She pulled back, hiding in the shadows. She spied possible fun. Oh delightful fun as well. She crept through the shadows along the walls. She paused and crouched down, tucking under herself as she pressed closer to the ground and into the shadows. Her tail slowly moved back and forth as her dark blue eyes peered at a nice looking rat. She shifted a bit, figuring it was a spirit guide. Scaring it would be amusing. She waited then pounced.

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O Claude couldn't help but smile, hearing Orrick's nickname. "Yes, Nightmare. It's a lovely story, though Orrick likes to tell it. If you ask him about it, he'd certainly explain!" Shifting his attention to Rose, Claude shrugged. "I don't know. I didn't see any out there, but assistance would be nice. Last I saw them, they were by the big sycamore in the woods. You can't miss it." Flying...It reminded him of their fae student, Nio. And their honorary victim, Solaris. The poor little bug... Why children nominated loquacious butterflies to be victims was beyond him. But he's alright. "Anyways, we shoul-" that was when the cat pounced at him. Claude did the first thing that came to mind: panic "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" Claude instantly froze in fear. His rat life flashing before his eyes, maybe he could trick the cat! "Y-Y-You don't want t-to eat m-m-me. I a-ate some..... d-dried cat h-h-heart, so t-that's technically s-s-second hand c-cannibalism." This was a lie, but if it worked, it worked. Claude was a rat, but dried cat heart? That's just nasty. O





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Er I'm confused Eris went into the death smelling room which is dark arts but Claude is in Rose's healing room the flower smelling room. Sorry to be a pain but can you edit it please.
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Nico looked around for an escape route, but there was none. He sighed, head bowed in defeat. "That's why I'm here. Dryads. I'm not scared of them." Mentally, he added, 'I'm basically one myself now..' Nico frowned at this thought. He was not a dryad. He would get this undone. "And could you back up? I'm not good with crowded spaces." he said, anxious to get away from this slightly creepy man.

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Where is Nitsa?}} In the changing booth with the jerkwad.
I'm Thinking}} Trapped. Might freak out soon. Closed space. Don't scream.
Nitsa's Thinking}} Dum-dum.
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Nitsa's Close To}} Azibo and Reyna.
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"Ok I'll see if he needs help." Rose said opening the window and flying out in the direction of the sycamore Claude mentioned. Once there she landed noticing a confused looking boy clutching a plant and three identical men. She guessed the man was Professor Chambers and he'd used some spell to copy himself. "Professor Chambers, I'm Miss Bloom the new healing teacher. Claude sent me to help." Rose said awkwardly realising it wasn't the best situation to meet. Turning her attention to the boy she slowly approached him smiling warmly. "I'm sure you have a reason to be here but this isn't a safe place. You need to get back to the school." Meanwhile Jay was enjoying seeing Claude terrified though being nice he decided to intervene before the rat had a heat attack. "Listen Kitty this is Rose's classroom and she really doesn't need to clean up rat guts on her first day. So can you not eat him please?" Jay asked floating just out of reach of the cat.`•.¸ ¸.•´¯`•.¸ ¸.•´ ¯`•.¸ ¸.• ´

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Eris chuckled as the rat freaked out. The panther landed with it's paws on either side of the rat. Her sleek black tail swished back and forth. She bared her teeth a bit at the bird before she leaned down, peering at the tiny rat.

"Ah my precious little prey, how do you know I am not already a cannibal?" The panther purred before it leaned down, opened it's mouth and....licked the rat completely. Then it rolled off to one side, laughing hysterically.

"Oh lord~! Your face~! The stutter~! Too perfect. The pure fear that you exhumed. Lord I am going to love this place if most of the guides in this place are like you. Onyx would kill me if I picked up the habit of eating spirit guides again. I just wanted to scare you a bit. Figured the whole predator prey thing would work out nicely." She sat back up, sitting on her hunches, staring at the rat with a slight predatory gleam in her eyes. She snickered and looked at the bird.

"Rose's classroom? She must be yours then. Interesting....are you also a part of a Teacher? Onyx has become the Elemental Studies professor." She said, making conversation. She loved to scare guides, it amused her even after so many years.


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O Orrick was about to end the multiplication spell when a new woman arrived, saying she was the healing teacher next door. With a smile, Orrick stepped back a bit from the boy, and became one Prof. Nightmare. "Yes, I thought you'd be speaking to him. I have a few things we need to discuss, but that can wait a bit." Orrick turned back to the boy. "It doesn't matter whether you fear them or not. You're still in danger, and we need you back at school. In my opinion, the school is much more fun anyways." O

O Claude shuddered at being licked and pushed to the side. As soon as that happened, Claude crawled up on the table, laying in a shadow and watching the two. He was ready to dart to the nearest mouse hole if he had to. 6 years here, you tend to learn your escape routes fast. O



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