The door in the back of the classroom opens and in steps a well dressed man carrying a stack of books under his arm. As he enters he scans his eyes around the room and smiles slightly. Tipping his glasses back he hikes up the books he's carrying and walks towards the front of the room.
"Good morning class," he says. "My name is Kyo Warui and I'll be your teacher for this semester."
As he finishes saying this he reaches the front of the classroom and sets his books on the desk that's there.
Straightening the stack slightly he turns to face the gathered students.
"Now this is my first time teaching my own class. I hope you all won't mind if my methods are a little different. You all also might be interested to know that I used to attend this school when I was younger just like you."
Turning to look on his desk he picks up a sheet of paper, "now I'd like to call roll, so if I say your name can you raise your hand and say that you're here?"
Scanning the page he begins reading from the top, "Mary Jane?"
"Here," says a girl in towards the front as she raises her hand and giggles a bit.
"Thank you," Kyo says with a smile as he continues down the list. "Now let me see, next is a Mr. Buttkiss." Looking around the classroom he says,"is there a d**k Buttkiss here?"
Suddenly he stops looking around the class as he realizes his mistake, "wait a minute this isn't right," he says as he starts mumbling the rest of the names to himself amid chuckles from the rest of the students.
"Amanda Hugginkiss, Snell Maffeet, Frank Enbeans ..."
"Hey," he says as he looks up at the class, "this isn't right. Alright which of you jokers has the real class roster?"