Epic Muffin Cannon
"So... yeah! Just thought I would share that with everyone!
So... um... you just basically shared, "HI EVERYONE. I MASTURBATE!"
That's something to keep to yourself unless if everyone was talking about it in a mature fashion. It's like you just ran around Wal-Mart saying, "I LOVE PORN!"
You're ridiculous. Also, you smell like a troll who doesn't know we all hate Twilight. Most of the regs do, and I am one of them.
But, Twilight is better than 50 Shades simply because the author put more effort into it and bothered to re-write parts of it and actually did some editing, unlike E.L James.
But, both of the authors are stupid because they glorify abuse. Showing this to an abuse victim would be like, "See? What you went through was a sign of TRUE LOVE!" and that is disgusting.