Twimore: What's your Meyerpire name?

[Destined Savior]

God, I'm not as entertained as I used to be. Me sad.

Link to Twimore: www.twimore.com

Anywho, I decided to make a thread for everyone to post their ridiculous "usernames" from the site Twimore (yeah, that parody site). You can do it as many times as you like, I do not care. I already did my real name and my OC's name and I got some silly results. I only did 5 years since there is no "Never" option.

From my real name: GLITTERBOWSWANLUvr (Mine happens to be the funnier one. xD)
From my OC, Sana's name: SUPERWHITESHINY-la
From my Gaia Username: TOPAZCULLENx Boring...I was expecting something funnier, oh well.
From my full real name: BRIGHTSPARKLERSWAN2 (Edit! Edit! Edit!)

Oh, just for discussion sake: How would you react if Twimore was real instead of just a parody? Why? If you think that it's not gonna happen, please tell why.

(Below is edited because I felt like I gave a vague answer.)

If Twi-more was real (not a parody), I would ******** kill someone because that's just stupid. I mean, there are plenty of Twilight Fan sites out there (*coughs*TwilightLexicon*coughs*), so why have something like Pottermore (which I haven't been on in a while xD)? Pottermore is an interactive site that gives an insight into the Harry Potter world and also you can play through the chapters, while discovering new and awesome things about the characters, places, and even the author herself! It's a magical place! MAGIC CAN HAPPEN! /rants...../end rant

Twi-more would probably offer something like "Choose Edward and spend your life of sparkling for an eternity" or "Choose Jacob and spend your life fursploding and running...and, I don't know".
Yeah...no thanks.

If you have a different opinion, please give it. I would love to hear your version.

[Cholix-chan]

Shibuyaseitakaawadachisouhidenagaaburamushi

[Scoot McCallMeMaybe]

My real name: BLOODDRINKERSCINTILLATE8
My Gaian's first name: BLOODDRINKERCARLISLE5

I am a little surprised that the name didn't change much.

[Crazy Valentine]

Real Name: SUPERWHITEVAMPIRE2
German Name: TOPAZBLACKdarknezz
under the name Murdoc: TOPAZSWANLUvr

[Destined Savior]

Cholix-chan

Shibuyaseitakaawadachisouhidenagaaburamushi

What?

[Crazy Valentine]

NightfallDuet

Cholix-chan

Shibuyaseitakaawadachisouhidenagaaburamushi

What?

It's just Thrun teh magical cat's new username. trust me, I dun understand either.

[personwholikescookiezX3]

SLURPBLOODRENESMEE6

I will be very disappointed in the human race if the site is real.

[Crazy Valentine]

personwholikescookiezX3

SLURPBLOODRENESMEE6

I will be very disappointed in the human race if the site is real.

It's not.

[Shibuyakouzorinanamushi]

Doctor Murdoc Niccals

NightfallDuet

Cholix-chan

Shibuyaseitakaawadachisouhidenagaaburamushi

What?

It's just Thrun teh magical cat's new username. trust me, I dun understand either.

You must have confused me with someone else.

[Shibuyatakahidenbramushi]

AdonisBLACK*xo*

... Racist...

[Nanaran]

SUPERWHITEBABYPIRE8

Scintillating.

[Shibuyakouzorinanamushi]

INCANDESCENTSWANguRl

[Mage Luna]

My real name: BLOODDRINKERWEREWOLF6 (I'm not kidding, all caps)
Gaia username: BLOODSLURPERBABYPIREVAMP
Username on a lot of other sites: TWI-MOOTguRl

I didn't pick an option when they asked how many years I loved Edward.

In all seriousness, I think for the vampire names they should have just mashed up the syllables of the old fashioned names from Twilight so you get ridiculousness like Alment, Vicarlo, or Benmetcusper.

[Destined Savior]

Mage Luna

My real name: BLOODDRINKERWEREWOLF6 (I'm not kidding, all caps)
Gaia username: BLOODSLURPERBABYPIREVAMP
Username on a lot of other sites: TWI-MOOTguRl

I didn't pick an option when they asked how many years I loved Edward.

In all seriousness, I think for the vampire names they should have just mashed up the syllables of the old fashioned names from Twilight so you get ridiculousness like Alment, Vicarlo, or Benmetcusper.

@Murdoc: I wasn't expecting it to be understandable, but oh well. :/

@Mage: rofl TWI-MOOTguRL? xD That's horrible!

Umm, how about this smashed up username for size: "Edcobellarilse"? XD

[Cholix-chan]

My input: 83114 5µ[|<5
Got: HEARTFELTCHAGRIN3