Rewriting Twilight: First chapter on Figment

bwahaha

DO IT!! >:D	41.2%	[ 198 ]
You better update this when you start typing...	7.9%	[ 38 ]
Don't do it!! We love you!	4.0%	[ 19 ]
DON'T DO IT!! We love Twilight!	8.5%	[ 41 ]
...Why are you here?	5.0%	[ 24 ]
It's a free forum D:<	4.2%	[ 20 ]
No, I mean, you're surrounded by antis who are making sense of tripe... you sure you want to be here?	2.7%	[ 13 ]
...TEAM EDWARD!! *runs off*	8.1%	[ 39 ]
This poll has been whored before I clicked the button! D:	18.5%	[ 89 ]
Total Votes:			[ 481 ]

[Crazy Valentine]

Lieriel Moon-Shade

NightfallDuet

We're supposed to subjected to Gaia by kissing their a** and giving them what they want? That's just not fair. If we complain about something, they don't listen. If a noob complains (whining, really), they listen.

Wtf?

They listen enough to freeze my account for three days for a six month old or so infraction. That's happened twice now for me. Its takes them like a full on month or more and then they freeze me or give me a warning about it. It would be nicer to get that immediately. What do people look around in recycled threads just to report people that the mods didn't catch?

But yes I think they listen more to newbs then to the older gaians. After all, they can get their poor wettle feelers hurt! rolleyes

I don't think you fully grasp what we're talking about. He's a noob, not a newb.
The biggest idiot the world has ever spawned and the reason Dr Murdoc Niccals has been banned and I had to come to this account.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/a-message-to-women-who-don-t-want-children/t.76425777/?_gaia_t_=3936

[Faustine Liem]

Doctor Murdoc Niccals

Lieriel Moon-Shade

NightfallDuet

We're supposed to subjected to Gaia by kissing their a** and giving them what they want? That's just not fair. If we complain about something, they don't listen. If a noob complains (whining, really), they listen.

Wtf?

They listen enough to freeze my account for three days for a six month old or so infraction. That's happened twice now for me. Its takes them like a full on month or more and then they freeze me or give me a warning about it. It would be nicer to get that immediately. What do people look around in recycled threads just to report people that the mods didn't catch?

But yes I think they listen more to newbs then to the older gaians. After all, they can get their poor wettle feelers hurt! rolleyes

I don't think you fully grasp what we're talking about. He's a noob, not a newb.
The biggest idiot the world has ever spawned and the reason Dr Murdoc Niccals has been banned and I had to come to this account.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/a-message-to-women-who-don-t-want-children/t.76425777/?_gaia_t_=3936

No I do get it. I know what is going on. I say newb, you say noob. They are the same word for the same stupid. I just said that it is unfair to punish someone ((me and others)) for an infraction that happened MONTHS ago. Yes they/I did wrong, I admit I was being a b***h, but that does not mean that months afterward you ban me for doing that when i barely remember doing it at all. A warning would be more appropriate and telling me about the incident. So that I could try to check myself later.
Noobs/newbs either troll through mountains of posts in the recyled bin forum, or the reporting system gets so backlogged they decide to do noobs reports FIRST rather then go for more experience Gaians that know what they are doing. And are angry/ trying to get a troll punished for breaking rules.
I'm sorry if I didn't make that clear. I have a hard time getting thoughts into the keyboard and typing them out all at one time.

[Crazy Valentine]

Lieriel Moon-Shade

Doctor Murdoc Niccals

Lieriel Moon-Shade

NightfallDuet

We're supposed to subjected to Gaia by kissing their a** and giving them what they want? That's just not fair. If we complain about something, they don't listen. If a noob complains (whining, really), they listen.

Wtf?

They listen enough to freeze my account for three days for a six month old or so infraction. That's happened twice now for me. Its takes them like a full on month or more and then they freeze me or give me a warning about it. It would be nicer to get that immediately. What do people look around in recycled threads just to report people that the mods didn't catch?

But yes I think they listen more to newbs then to the older gaians. After all, they can get their poor wettle feelers hurt! rolleyes

I don't think you fully grasp what we're talking about. He's a noob, not a newb.
The biggest idiot the world has ever spawned and the reason Dr Murdoc Niccals has been banned and I had to come to this account.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/a-message-to-women-who-don-t-want-children/t.76425777/?_gaia_t_=3936

No I do get it. I know what is going on. I say newb, you say noob. They are the same word for the same stupid. I just said that it is unfair to punish someone ((me and others)) for an infraction that happened MONTHS ago. Yes they/I did wrong, I admit I was being a b***h, but that does not mean that months afterward you ban me for doing that when i barely remember doing it at all. A warning would be more appropriate and telling me about the incident. So that I could try to check myself later.
Noobs/newbs either troll through mountains of posts in the recyled bin forum, or the reporting system gets so backlogged they decide to do noobs reports FIRST rather then go for more experience Gaians that know what they are doing. And are angry/ trying to get a troll punished for breaking rules.
I'm sorry if I didn't make that clear. I have a hard time getting thoughts into the keyboard and typing them out all at one time.

Oh, Yeah I see what you mean now.

[Alexander J Luthor]

Kitty Nocturna

How does society get this messed up when it seems a majority of us are against it? If they banned such petty complainers, they're job would be much easier. The butthurt complainers will only complain again about someone or something else later on. Especially when they seek attention.

Because, somehow, those not in the majority hold the cards.

[Destined Savior]

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

How does society get this messed up when it seems a majority of us are against it? If they banned such petty complainers, they're job would be much easier. The butthurt complainers will only complain again about someone or something else later on. Especially when they seek attention.

Because, somehow, those not in the majority hold the cards.

So, basically, we're screwed? That's nice to know. stare

[Kitty Nocturna]

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

How does society get this messed up when it seems a majority of us are against it? If they banned such petty complainers, they're job would be much easier. The butthurt complainers will only complain again about someone or something else later on. Especially when they seek attention.

Because, somehow, those not in the majority hold the cards.

The ones who hold the cards would have less work by banning the nonstop complainers like Guy in Cognitio, not that he isn't good for a laugh on here.

[Alexander J Luthor]

NightfallDuet

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

How does society get this messed up when it seems a majority of us are against it? If they banned such petty complainers, they're job would be much easier. The butthurt complainers will only complain again about someone or something else later on. Especially when they seek attention.

Because, somehow, those not in the majority hold the cards.

So, basically, we're screwed? That's nice to know. stare

Sad facts about the world

[Alexander J Luthor]

Kitty Nocturna

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

How does society get this messed up when it seems a majority of us are against it? If they banned such petty complainers, they're job would be much easier. The butthurt complainers will only complain again about someone or something else later on. Especially when they seek attention.

Because, somehow, those not in the majority hold the cards.

The ones who hold the cards would have less work by banning the nonstop complainers like Guy in Cognitio, not that he isn't good for a laugh on here.

But they like to make things difficult so it looks like they're working.

[Destined Savior]

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

How does society get this messed up when it seems a majority of us are against it? If they banned such petty complainers, they're job would be much easier. The butthurt complainers will only complain again about someone or something else later on. Especially when they seek attention.

Because, somehow, those not in the majority hold the cards.

The ones who hold the cards would have less work by banning the nonstop complainers like Guy in Cognitio, not that he isn't good for a laugh on here.

But they like to make things difficult so it looks like they're working.

Working is hard, it makes you think and stuff. Woe is me. *monotone*

If you're talking about the Mods working, I would love to see that. stare

I think the "Guy in Coginito" person is a noob just like every person out there. He's all talk, but no action. Seriously? Accusing random people, like Shader-san, for an example, of STALKING? Who the ever-living hell does that? Apparently morons do.

What a sad world he lives in. A sad, sad, sad, sad world. Tsk, tsk. He needs his mouth washed out with Dial soap. The scented kind, not the plain white stuff. biggrin

[Alexander J Luthor]

NightfallDuet

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

How does society get this messed up when it seems a majority of us are against it? If they banned such petty complainers, they're job would be much easier. The butthurt complainers will only complain again about someone or something else later on. Especially when they seek attention.

Because, somehow, those not in the majority hold the cards.

The ones who hold the cards would have less work by banning the nonstop complainers like Guy in Cognitio, not that he isn't good for a laugh on here.

But they like to make things difficult so it looks like they're working.

Working is hard, it makes you think and stuff. Woe is me. *monotone*

If you're talking about the Mods working, I would love to see that. stare

I think the "Guy in Coginito" person is a noob just like every person out there. He's all talk, but no action. Seriously? Accusing random people, like Shader-san, for an example, of STALKING? Who the ever-living hell does that? Apparently morons do.

What a sad world he lives in. A sad, sad, sad, sad world. Tsk, tsk. He needs his mouth washed out with Dial soap. The scented kind, not the plain white stuff. biggrin

I really do think Shader should quit quoting him, as she risks ending up like Murdock...

[Destined Savior]

I GOT THE SOAP READY!

Put that back. *hears whining* Don't start, Bella. *more whining* Good grief.

I agree. But honestly, I think she needs to completely ignore him altogether. He's not going to prove that she or anyone is stalking him. He's only doing it for attention and so, being the little emo a*****e he is, he's going to keep on doing it until he's heard or agreed with.

Ridiculous. *shakes head*

[Crazy Valentine]

Alexander J Luthor

NightfallDuet

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

How does society get this messed up when it seems a majority of us are against it? If they banned such petty complainers, they're job would be much easier. The butthurt complainers will only complain again about someone or something else later on. Especially when they seek attention.

Because, somehow, those not in the majority hold the cards.

The ones who hold the cards would have less work by banning the nonstop complainers like Guy in Cognitio, not that he isn't good for a laugh on here.

But they like to make things difficult so it looks like they're working.

Working is hard, it makes you think and stuff. Woe is me. *monotone*

If you're talking about the Mods working, I would love to see that. stare

I think the "Guy in Coginito" person is a noob just like every person out there. He's all talk, but no action. Seriously? Accusing random people, like Shader-san, for an example, of STALKING? Who the ever-living hell does that? Apparently morons do.

What a sad world he lives in. A sad, sad, sad, sad world. Tsk, tsk. He needs his mouth washed out with Dial soap. The scented kind, not the plain white stuff. biggrin

I really do think Shader should quit quoting him, as she risks ending up like Murdoc...

Yeah, aside from the fact that he's boring. He says nothing new and when he does, it's something stupid and usually in a thread of his own making. I'll never forget his lame attempt at making a joke about a mail ordered bride being in an actual delivery crate being hand delivered to some unwitting fool. He ******** actually thinks that's how it works(That people can be mail ordered that way). =__=

[Alexander J Luthor]

Doctor Murdoc Niccals

Alexander J Luthor

NightfallDuet

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

The ones who hold the cards would have less work by banning the nonstop complainers like Guy in Cognitio, not that he isn't good for a laugh on here.

But they like to make things difficult so it looks like they're working.

Working is hard, it makes you think and stuff. Woe is me. *monotone*

If you're talking about the Mods working, I would love to see that. stare

I think the "Guy in Coginito" person is a noob just like every person out there. He's all talk, but no action. Seriously? Accusing random people, like Shader-san, for an example, of STALKING? Who the ever-living hell does that? Apparently morons do.

What a sad world he lives in. A sad, sad, sad, sad world. Tsk, tsk. He needs his mouth washed out with Dial soap. The scented kind, not the plain white stuff. biggrin

I really do think Shader should quit quoting him, as she risks ending up like Murdoc...

Yeah, aside from the fact that he's boring. He says nothing new and when he does, it's something stupid and usually in a thread of his own making. I'll never forget his lame attempt at making a joke about a mail ordered bride being in an actual delivery crate being hand delivered to some unwitting fool. He ******** actually thinks that's how it works(That people can be mail ordered that way). =__=

Some people are ordered that way, but the people who ship/order them are usually arrested... because the women usually end up DOA.

[Crazy Valentine]

Alexander J Luthor

Doctor Murdoc Niccals

Alexander J Luthor

NightfallDuet

Alexander J Luthor

Kitty Nocturna

The ones who hold the cards would have less work by banning the nonstop complainers like Guy in Cognitio, not that he isn't good for a laugh on here.

But they like to make things difficult so it looks like they're working.

Working is hard, it makes you think and stuff. Woe is me. *monotone*

If you're talking about the Mods working, I would love to see that. stare

I think the "Guy in Coginito" person is a noob just like every person out there. He's all talk, but no action. Seriously? Accusing random people, like Shader-san, for an example, of STALKING? Who the ever-living hell does that? Apparently morons do.

What a sad world he lives in. A sad, sad, sad, sad world. Tsk, tsk. He needs his mouth washed out with Dial soap. The scented kind, not the plain white stuff. biggrin

I really do think Shader should quit quoting him, as she risks ending up like Murdoc...

Yeah, aside from the fact that he's boring. He says nothing new and when he does, it's something stupid and usually in a thread of his own making. I'll never forget his lame attempt at making a joke about a mail ordered bride being in an actual delivery crate being hand delivered to some unwitting fool. He ******** actually thinks that's how it works(That people can be mail ordered that way). =__=

Some people are ordered that way, but the people who ship/order them are usually arrested... because the women usually end up DOA.

I know that it does sometimes happen, but rarely is a mail order bride sent that way these days.

[Alexander J Luthor]

Doctor Murdoc Niccals

Alexander J Luthor

Doctor Murdoc Niccals

Alexander J Luthor

NightfallDuet

Working is hard, it makes you think and stuff. Woe is me. *monotone*

If you're talking about the Mods working, I would love to see that. stare

I think the "Guy in Coginito" person is a noob just like every person out there. He's all talk, but no action. Seriously? Accusing random people, like Shader-san, for an example, of STALKING? Who the ever-living hell does that? Apparently morons do.

What a sad world he lives in. A sad, sad, sad, sad world. Tsk, tsk. He needs his mouth washed out with Dial soap. The scented kind, not the plain white stuff. biggrin

I really do think Shader should quit quoting him, as she risks ending up like Murdoc...

Yeah, aside from the fact that he's boring. He says nothing new and when he does, it's something stupid and usually in a thread of his own making. I'll never forget his lame attempt at making a joke about a mail ordered bride being in an actual delivery crate being hand delivered to some unwitting fool. He ******** actually thinks that's how it works(That people can be mail ordered that way). =__=

Some people are ordered that way, but the people who ship/order them are usually arrested... because the women usually end up DOA.

I know that it does sometimes happen, but rarely is a mail order bride sent that way these days.

Indeed, I think it's more of an urban legend now.