... Are you frigging insane? Seriously. BD was the suckiest book- I (unfortunately) read the series when I was a teen, and while it's an okay series for prepubescent twits and teeny boppers (& yes I am including myself at age 17); if you read the series as an adult you notice major "No-no's" in the characters and there development, plot, -not to mention he MAJOR case(s) of subliminal messaging in both the movie, and the books. I mean, choices are necrophilia with a mentally/verbally abusive peado "vampire" and his control freak family, OR beastiality with an abusive -verbally and possibly physically (e.g. Emily)- 3years YOUNGER boy with extreme rage/anger issues and no possibililty of privacy whatsoever -gotta love 'pack mind'... Either way, the main character is looking at arrest, heavy fines, and possibility of jail time (which is quite high in the case of option 2 as it would essentially be rape of a minor).
Yeah, if that was real, you'd need to seek psychiatric help- immediately.
PS: personally? I'd chose Mike Newton- he may be "puppy like" but I'd prefer a human to grow old with- Simeon who can actually Grow as a person both inside and out.