Minerva de Sade
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Minerva's got five and a half hours before class, and she needs something to do so she doesn't fall asleep. *cracks knuckles* Let's do this. (So many gross generalizations, so little time...)
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B. Assumptions About Anti-Twilighters
1. You probably haven't even read the book!
1. You probably haven't even read the book!
Oh, yes I did. I read Twilight, New Moon, and the first couple chapters of Eclipse, which, thankfully, the PDF I pirated off of the interwebz got lost in the depths of my laptop's hard drive, and then later crashed.
I have never wanted to chuck a book out the window before. It was a strange feeling for me.
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2. You just don't understand the beauty of Edward and Bella's relationship.
Well then, by all means, educate me! Make me understand how 'beautiful' the abuse is. Make me understand how 'beautiful' it is when Edward constantly manipulates Bella into doing what he wants, even going as far as to bribing her with vampirism to get her to marry him. Explain to me the 'beauty' of Bella turning against anyone who is human and not 'spechul' enough for her tastes.
Please, explain it to me. I'm waiting.
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3. You're just jealous of Bella because she's prettier than you! (to females)
Considering we didn't even know Bella was a brunette before Eclipse, that's a really big leap to make.
Besides, how do you know what I look like? I could easily be a model. But, that's the catch, you don't know, do you? I'm just a group of pixels on your computer screen.
So, it makes it sound a little silly that you're stating that I'm 'jealous' of Bella because she's 'prettier' than me.
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4. You're just jealous because Twilight's taking all the girls away! (to males)
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5. You've probably only seen the movie. Go read the books; they're SO much better!
On the contrary, I've done both. And, in my honest opinion, the movies were better. No annoying, unreliable first-person narrative, no whining, no self-inflicted wangsting about Eddikins.
And it's condensed into two hours, so your brain won't be as numb when you're done!
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6. Wow, your love life must suck.
And all you know of me is what my avatar looks like, and how I prefer to type.
You do realize what they say about 'assuming', don't you?
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7. You don't have any idea of what romance is, do you?
Maybe not. Perhaps you'd like to speak to my boyfriend of three years?
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8. You’re too young/not mature enough to understand.
Honey, please.
I may act like a child at times, it doesn't mean I am one. I'm older than a good chunk of people I encounter on here.
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9. If you didn't like Twilight and you're a girl, you're probably a lesbian.
Oh, no! You've outed me in front of the whole forum! Oh, woe is me! You found out about my love of boobies!
Yup. I love me some boobies.
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10. You probably only read the first one. You can’t get the full effect from that!
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11. You just don’t have a very big vocabulary. You probably didn’t understand it.
Orly?
I regret to inform you of this travesty, but my vernacular is rather large. I did comprehend the language used in Miss Meyer's novels, and, to be quite frank with you, I fail to see anything to get so excited over. It's one thing when the proper word is used in it's intended fashion, however, it is quite another cat altogether when an authoress misuses her vocabulary (and her poor, violated thesarus) to make herself sound smart.
The differences between the two are vast, indeed.
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12. Only old, ugly men hate Twilight.
*ahem* I am a young woman, thank you very much. And I don't like your precious book.
Please refrain from blanket statements, dear OP. It makes you sound less ignorant of the way the world actually works, rather than being consumed in your own little fantasy world where everyone likes the same things you do.
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13. You probably have no friends.
*glances around the forum*
Nope. None. No friends. At all. Just some random people I enjoy talking to on a regular basis, and who I get along with quite swimmingly. Nope. No friends.
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14. You must be very insecure about yourself.
Why? Because I don't want to be abused by a guy who's obviously controlling?
Because I don't agree with what you believe to be the "social norm"?
Please.
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15. You must be the outcasts of society.
Story of my life.
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16. You must be really desperate!
For?
It's obviously not love, I get plenty from my darling boyfriend.
It's obviously not friends, I have plenty here in the forum.
It's obviously not attention, because the two groups mentioned above give me plenty.
So, what is it I'm so desperate for?
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17. You’re just jealous that Edward loves Bella and not you!
She can have him.
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18. You don’t even know what you’re talking about!
Bold statements like that should usually be accompanied by proof that what I have previously posted is wrong, dearheart. Because unless you can prove me wrong, the proof I provided (and I usually do provide something), makes my statements more valid than yours, simply because I can back them up with factual evidence.
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19. They all joined together because they know they're hideous and will be lonely and bitter for life.
Got a boyfriend, so that's strike one on hideous, strike two on lonely, and you're out on bitter for life.
And I've found that most Antis joined forums like this because when the big Twilight rush first hit, there was really no escaping it, or the fans. You HAD to like Twilight, or face the wrath of the fanbase.
Antis joined together so they could talk amongst themselves and not be berated for not liking Twilight.
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20. Guess what? You just have a lame obsession with Harry Potter. Oh, and you’re ugly.
To be honest, my 'obsession' with HP died down around the time the fourth movie came out. It's a great series, but seeing it everywhere made me rather sick of it. So, I took a break from the fandom. I'm not as into it as I once was, but I still do like it.
And again with the assumptions...tsk tsk.
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21. You all have nothing better to do than abuse Twilight fans.
But you make it so easy!
Oh, yes I do. I could be reading, I could be studying, I could be doing lots of things. If you ever take an Economics class, you learn that one of the fundamental principles of Economics is that people will choose to do what is best for them at that moment.
So, what is best for me at this moment in time, is posting on the forum.
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22. You hate Twilight because have no self-esteem, so you hate books that emphasize beauty. It’s so logical and obvious!
I don't think the series 'emphasizes' beauty so much as it puts it up on a pedastal and worships it like some sort of twisted diety.
And just because I have low self-esteem at times, it doesn't mean I can't appreciate beauty. It's just we have two separate definitions of what 'beauty' actually is.
To you, it's a sparkling jerk with a douchey haircut/a teenager with sprayed-on abs.
For me, it's a quiet forest on a cloudy day, people's eyes, the simple beauty of seeing two people in love (not lust like Isabitcha and Eddikins), and so on.
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23. You’re all just a hateful cult!
You must be new. Let me tell you about Cullenism.
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24. You probably made up all of the Twilight fan encounters because you want attention, and that’s just sad, since you need to do that because you’re obviously not popular.
I don't doubt that some are fake. Everything on the internet should be taken with a grain of salt as it were.
However, I do know that some of them are true. I have seen fan behaviors so violent, so estranged, so outright insane, that it makes me feel quite normal, thank you.
Oh, and there are the ones that provided proof. We can't forget the evidence, now can we?
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25. You’re probably just a prep/cheerleader/conformist/loser.
Yes, because only the emotionally deep gofik kids like Twilight, right? So everyone who doesn't is automatically a conformist, and you're oh-so original, am I right?
*eyeroll*
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26. God, you have mental problems!
I have yet to meet someone who doesn't.